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Re: Time to Laugh.
Even such a formula cannot help men understand women. ;D
Even such a formula cannot help men understand women. ;D
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Re: Time to Laugh.
women are not that shallow...well not all
Understanding Women:
A man was on a boat that capsized in the sea. Alhamdulillah the waves cast him up on a desert island. After months of loneliness, a beautiful colored bottle washed up on the beach. The man picked it up and caressed it, admiring its beauty, until a genie came out in a puff of smoke.
“Thank you for releasing me from my prison,” the genie said. “I grant you any wish you like. I can’t do magic, but I’m very strong and wise.”
“Wonderful,” the man said. “Build me a bridge back to my country so I can return home.”
“Oh, come on,” the genie said. “Do you have any idea what a massive engineering feat that would be? There’s not enough steel or stone in the world for that. I’m just a simple genie. Wish for something realistic.”
“Okay then,” the man said. “I wish to understand the mind of a woman.”
“Alright,” said the genie, sighing. “Did you want a suspension bridge, cable bridge, or arch bridge?”
Understanding Men:
“IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought or logic connected with it.”
“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
“TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”
Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”
Translated: “Are you still talking?”
OH, DON’T FUSS – I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.
“Translated: “I will bleed to death before I admit that I’m not a tough guy.”
“I CAN’T FIND IT.”
Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”
“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
Translated: “What did you catch me at?”
“I HEARD YOU.”
Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”
“YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”
Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and someone else might be worse.”
“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”
Translated: “Oh, please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.”
“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”
Translated: “No one will ever see us alive again.”
;D;D
women are not that shallow...well not all
Understanding Women:
A man was on a boat that capsized in the sea. Alhamdulillah the waves cast him up on a desert island. After months of loneliness, a beautiful colored bottle washed up on the beach. The man picked it up and caressed it, admiring its beauty, until a genie came out in a puff of smoke.
“Thank you for releasing me from my prison,” the genie said. “I grant you any wish you like. I can’t do magic, but I’m very strong and wise.”
“Wonderful,” the man said. “Build me a bridge back to my country so I can return home.”
“Oh, come on,” the genie said. “Do you have any idea what a massive engineering feat that would be? There’s not enough steel or stone in the world for that. I’m just a simple genie. Wish for something realistic.”
“Okay then,” the man said. “I wish to understand the mind of a woman.”
“Alright,” said the genie, sighing. “Did you want a suspension bridge, cable bridge, or arch bridge?”
Understanding Men:
“IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought or logic connected with it.”
“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
“TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”
Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”
Translated: “Are you still talking?”
OH, DON’T FUSS – I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.
“Translated: “I will bleed to death before I admit that I’m not a tough guy.”
“I CAN’T FIND IT.”
Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”
“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
Translated: “What did you catch me at?”
“I HEARD YOU.”
Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”
“YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”
Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and someone else might be worse.”
“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”
Translated: “Oh, please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.”
“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”
Translated: “No one will ever see us alive again.”
;D;D
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Hillarious pics!!!
Hey everyone!
You can post hillarious cartoons here:
This is a happy house:
http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/2613-happy-house.jpg
More please!
Hey everyone!
You can post hillarious cartoons here:
This is a happy house:
http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/2613-happy-house.jpg
More please!
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re: Time to Laugh-Hilarious pics
That's cute.
You can add images directly by using the
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That's cute.
You can add images directly by using the
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re: Time to Laugh-Hilarious pics
Salaam
br , you are clicking on url . Click on insert image.
Salaam
br , you are clicking on url . Click on insert image.
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Re: Time to Laugh.
Any man who understands women is yet to be born. Besides it would be a thing no man could endure. We really have no business or need to understand them, just appreciate them as a blessing. Every man except for Adam(as) has much to owe a woman as for all of us our mother was/is a woman.
Any man who understands women is yet to be born. Besides it would be a thing no man could endure. We really have no business or need to understand them, just appreciate them as a blessing. Every man except for Adam(as) has much to owe a woman as for all of us our mother was/is a woman.
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Re: Time to Laugh-Hilarious pics
^ i've seen this pic before...where...where...where...:? ?
^ i've seen this pic before...where...where...where...:? ?
Re: Time to Laugh-Hilarious pics
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=...page=1&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&tx=80&ty=59
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I like this one betterI like this. Priceless. That Cigar guy is now famous.
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=...page=1&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&tx=80&ty=59
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ROFL!
;D;D;D
ROFL!
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Two thumbs up for the pilot. :thumbs_up :thumbs_up
This not a joke but real accident. The US Airways pilot landed his plane on Hudson river to save the passanger from crash to the ground. All passanger safe.
Two thumbs up for the pilot. :thumbs_up :thumbs_up
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Re: Time to Laugh.
Ouch! That's not funny, the poor guy most probably has concussion and memory loss. :exhausted
There's a similar thread here.
Ouch! That's not funny, the poor guy most probably has concussion and memory loss. :exhausted
There's a similar thread here.
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Oh come on,Situation wont go that worse as he is wearing a good Helmet
And thanks for that Link,pictures over there were hilarious
Oh come on,Situation wont go that worse as he is wearing a good Helmet
And thanks for that Link,pictures over there were hilarious
