Funny story.....enjoy. God bless good friends

[Fטлку]

^ oh, well...we'll wait then :mmokay: ;D

 

[Italianguy]

Thanks for sharing.

Thank you for the many laughs you gave along this thread. I kept giggling all the time Friendship can be funny

May Allah guide you and those who seek the Truth to the Truth
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May I ask what you meant by this

"BUt it didn't feel different for me (its not like Muslims are from another planet) well..........According to the "The Nation of Islam"....you might be."

I was reading an article about "The Nation of Islam" A group here in the US that call themselves Muslims, but really arent.....from what I am told by Real Muslims. They believe(and this is written) that Allah is flying around in a mothership in space and is comming back to plant bombs one mile beneath the earth.....and African Americans are the superior race and their leaders where actually Allah and the prophet Muhammad.....I know....I know it sounds crazy, because it is. I think they changed some of their beliefs now.

I didn't mean any insult by itimsad. I was just making a joke on the Space people.lol

If you would like me to remove it I can?

God be with you!

 

[Italianguy]

here we go again!

Ahhhh yes, another update;

Okay so yesterday I took my wife, Zainab and Mohammad’s wife and a couple of their friends to the mall…AGAIN! My wife had to finish shopping for a certain holiday we Christians celebrate…I think you get the idea.

We are having a good time….well they were. Until Zainab comes running over to me to tell me there is a large group of guys following them around, they apparently tried to make a pass (hit on) my wife and Zainab. She was a little afraid because they wouldn’t stop following them.

Soooooo… I followed Zainab and low and behold it was a large group of guys following them, keep in mind the malls and stores are packed! With people for holiday shopping. I waited to see if they were going to try and talk to them again……it didn’t take long. So, I followed a little bit to hear them and what they were saying. I’m not even going to tell you what I heard. So, they again stopped them and this time asked for their phone numbers….that was it. So I stepped in front of them and said; sure you can have MY number, you can talk to me allll you want, but not these married women! One of them told me to !@$& off! ………Ummm no. I told the women to go in the store behind them.

I told them that they needed to leave the women alone and that I wouldn’t tolerate it anymore. I told them that they might kick my *** but I was going to take out a couple of them before I go down. Believe it or not they actually walked away! I bet it’s because I’m that awesome……..or because the security guards and a couple of police officers showed up behind me….I like to think it was me.lol

So I told my wife it’s time to go. Then they made me take them to a large outlet mall an hour away…….Guys, have you ever tried to listen to the radio or even think to yourselves when you have 5 women in the car talking and giggling the whole hour???

So we get to the outlets and they run out of the car. I decided to get a Latte from Starbuck’s while they were shopping……that lasted about 15 minutes before Mohammad’s wife came running over and told me my wife was causing a ruckus at a store…….So I go to investigate.

Zainab is in tears because she went in a changing room to try on a scarf, when she came out one of the store employees tried to accuse her of stealing! The woman said “take off the scarf on your head, I want to see under it” Zainab said she cannot. I explained to her that she is Muslim and WILL NOT be taking off her Hijab. So of course we had to wait there for security…..I felt so bad, Zainab was so distraught. …..Dude, you should have seen Mohammad’s wife going off on that woman!

So security comes and says she has to take off her cover, that they get women claiming they are Muslim trying to hide stuff under their cover. I told them that she is a real Muslim……like there is a fake one?? The security guard asked if I was Muslim, I said no I am a Christian. He said that Zainub was lying then because Christians and Muslims aren’t friends…..can you believe the nerve of this idiot. I told him she would not be taking off her cover, and that if they want to arrest someone arrest me! I told him if they try to touch her, something bad was going to happen. He said, why are you defending a Muslim who steals. Long story short, by the time we got out of the store….I managed to get Zainab a free scarf….on the house!

Today was a little better. I managed to close down my office for the next two weeks. And when I got home……..yup you guessed it, Five women sitting in my living room drinking Chai tea, and gabbing about what happened. Alllllllllllllll day. I told them no more shopping until after the holidays………….well, 5 over rules 1…..off we went.

This time I just took them to a candle factory store………All I can smell now is a mixture of 100 different candles they made me smell.+o(

So I take them out to dinner, nice place, who were the loudest group in the place?......did you have to ask.

The manager comes up to us and asks us to keep it down………I looked at him and said; I have been shopping with these women for like, a week…give me a break dude…..and the biggest bottle of wine you got! Just kidding, had you there didn’t I.lol

I don’t drink alcohol…………….I may reconsider after being with these women.lol;D

I was joking with Zainabs husband today and asked him why I get stuck with doing all the shopping…….He looked at his phone real quick and said “sorry, gotta run a patient needs some emergency care”……….Smart man! I shoulda been a doctor! We were at the restaurant for 3 HOURS!

And then they wanted desert from another restaurant! ……I’m not commenting on this one.:exhausted

I told my wife that I may open the office back up tomorrow…….”we’re real busy honey, and business comes first”…I tried……….Then came the Tamillian expletives! ……………..Zainabs husband is lucky!;D

So tomorrow is a brand new day, I figured I will clean out the space where the “Rikshaw” goes and hang out in the garage…….and hide:shade:……... I stand corrected, they just made plans for me………..I guess I set myself up for it?

Again……God bless good friends.

P.S. Am I ever going to get my theater back from these women??????? I’m tired of watching TV at the kitchen counter.imsad

 

[sister herb]

Do you know, I was just yesterday, as waiting new story of yours, were thinking where you might be... so I was said to myself "oh he must to be on the mall with ladies..."

;D

That was bad what happened to Zainab in that story as others were claiming her just using for hijab... imsad but unfortunately similar is normal in many places too. In my country many stores and malls haven´t female guards so they need to call female police to check what ladies here have under they hijabs.

:heated:

Thanks about your story again.

 

[Beardo]

You know, I can't understand people these days... That's ridiculous. Not giving ideas, but you can report this kind of behaviour. It's unjust and unfair. It boils me up when I hear stories like this. But, the patient ones will succeed. May Allah Ta'ala grant your wife Jannatul Firdaus!

 

[Italianguy]

You know, I can't understand people these days... That's ridiculous. Not giving ideas, but you can report this kind of behaviour. It's unjust and unfair. It boils me up when I hear stories like this. But, the patient ones will succeed. May Allah Ta'ala grant your wife Jannatul Firdaus!

I di report it. I doubt it will get anywhere.

 

[Italianguy]

You won't believe what they have me doing today!......... I am not trying on anther Hijab or scarf for reference!:exhausted

.........God help me

I know this is punishment for something i did....I'm sure of it.:hmm:

 

[Italianguy]

Do you know, I was just yesterday, as waiting new story of yours, were thinking where you might be... so I was said to myself "oh he must to be on the mall with ladies..."

;D

That was bad what happened to Zainab in that story as others were claiming her just using for hijab... imsad but unfortunately similar is normal in many places too. In my country many stores and malls haven´t female guards so they need to call female police to check what ladies here have under they hijabs.

:heated:

Thanks about your story again.

Thanks for reading it. And yes.......I was at the mall with the ladies.

All 5 of them this time. hew

 

[Beardo]

I di report it. I doubt it will get anywhere.

Discrimination in the US is a big thing, Alhamdulillah. People need to understand thatthere are good and bad people in every religion. You can't base the entire nation based off a group of people...

 

[Fטлку]

OMG! :laugh:
You should compile this stuff and write a book! ;D
The women sound so cute :giggling:

 

[Italianguy]

OMG! :laugh:
You should compile this stuff and write a book! ;D
The women sound so cute :giggling:

I will admit......they are really cute, and fun to be around....I can't believe I just said Cute.

I usually just sit back and watch them all day,...it's hilarious;D

Zainab and their friends ask me a million questions a minute, some of them forget i don't speak Farsi(they all speak, like 2 different dialects) until they notice the dumbfounded look on my face.....I just smile

I get to pick up more of their freinds, about 4 more i think. My wife is having a dinner party for all of them. My wife set up a meet and greet for Zainab to have some moe local Muslim friends.

My wife and Zainab are inseperable now.;D

 

[Italianguy]

I will admit......they are really cute, and fun to be around....I can't believe I just said Cute.

I usually just sit back and watch them all day,...it's hilarious;D

Zainab and their friends ask me a million questions a minute, some of them forget i don't speak Farsi(they all speak, like 2 different dialects) until they notice the dumbfounded look on my face.....I just smile

I get to pick up more of their freinds, about 4 more i think. My wife is having a dinner party for all of them. My wife set up a meet and greet for Zainab to have some moe local Muslim friends.

My wife and Zainab are inseperable now.;D

It's really nice to see my wife so happy. Zainab is a really nice person.......although she is always giggling at me?

But more importantly, my wife.....she talks about her new friends all day.

 

[Binyamine]

.......although she is always giggling at me?

;D Where is this going to bring us to??:?

I think that may be your wife [patni] has told her "something" about you.

And yes, italianguy should compile this thread and make a book or a movie. It sure gonna work.

 

[Sawdah]

lol, i enjoyed reading the story. It sounds like your wife and Zainab always have fun and I hope they always do.
Thanks for sharing, it really is a funny story.

 

[Italianguy]

lol, i enjoyed reading the story. It sounds like your wife and Zainab always have fun and I hope they always do.
Thanks for sharing, it really is a funny story.

Thanks! They always have fun. My wife is sad nowimsad she told me Zainab and her husband have to leave for a week to go back to California to take care of some things with their old house.

They did invite her to come though, i thought that was very nice.

I told her she could, but she won't go anywhere without me.:statisfie Shesaid we are going to take care of her house while they are gone.

My wife has already started cooking everything we have to pack their fridge for when they get back...It's a suprise for them.........Now they get all the Biryaniimsad

She has already packed a tiffin for them for the ride to the airport.......like they can eat a 4 course meal in 15 minutes;D

 

[Sawdah]

Aw, that's very generous and sweet of your wife to do so :statisfie

 

[Italianguy]

Aw, that's very generous and sweet of your wife to do so :statisfie

Thanks, she loves to cook......for everybody. She would feed the whole world if she could, my pockets don't go that deep;D

 

[Amanda]

Awww... that's sweet they bonded so quickly. I know what it's like to move and how important it is to find a good friend in your new hometown.

 

[Fטлку]

Thanks! They always have fun. My wife is sad nowimsad she told me Zainab and her husband have to leave for a week to go back to California to take care of some things with their old house.

They did invite her to come though, i thought that was very nice.

I told her she could, but she won't go anywhere without me.:statisfie Shesaid we are going to take care of her house while they are gone.

My wife has already started cooking everything we have to pack their fridge for when they get back...It's a suprise for them.........Now they get all the Biryaniimsad

She has already packed a tiffin for them for the ride to the airport.......like they can eat a 4 course meal in 15 minutes;D

Your wife is sooo SWEET!
and It's so cute how they can't stay a week away from each other!! ;D

 

[sister herb]

My wife has already started cooking everything we have to pack their fridge for when they get back...It's a suprise for them.........Now they get all the Biryaniimsad

Don´t worry I-guy; I am sure that Zainab and hers husband will invite you to dinner for this - maybe eat just that Biryani.

:statisfie