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handhuvar
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Does anyone have a funny joke? I need to hear a joke to cheer me up...and one to make me laugh. For some reason, I realized...I have no jokes...only ones I hear from other people. I want to hear a variety of jokes...
Why is the ocean friendly?
Cause it wAvEs :giggling:
Funny... I wanna laugh!kay:
i like jokes too
i liked this one and thought of sharing this with u
forgive me if u dont like.
keep the speakers on
http://funnies.com/link.php?linkid=5684&id
hav a good laugh :giggling:
WORLD'S GREATEST IDIOTS
Q: How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
A: Give him a piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides.
An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.
Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer,
"I think I'm planting them too deep."
Q: How do you confuse an idiot?
A: Give him two spades and tell him to take his pick.
Did you here about the idiot who won the 'Tour De France'?
He did a lap of Honour!
Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?
He fell in the sink!
Q: How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
A: Give him a piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides.
An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.
Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer,
"I think I'm planting them too deep."
Q: How do you confuse an idiot?
A: Give him two spades and tell him to take his pick.
Did you here about the idiot who won the 'Tour De France'?
He did a lap of Honour!
Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?
He fell in the sink!
TheRightOne
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amatu
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ive got a joke
here it is
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
here it is
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
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ive got another joke
An old woman came to the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) and said: "O Messenger of Allah, pray to Allah (subhanahu wa ta`ala) that I will enter Paradise." He said jokingly, "O Mother of So-and-so, no old women will enter Paradise." The old woman went away crying, so the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) said, "Tell her that she will not enter Paradise as an old woman, for Allah (subhanahu wa ta`ala) says: (We have created [their Companions] of special creation, and made them virgin-pure [and undefiled]) (Qur'an 56:35-36)." Reported by al-Tirmidhi, it is hasan because of the existence of corroborating reports.
An old woman came to the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) and said: "O Messenger of Allah, pray to Allah (subhanahu wa ta`ala) that I will enter Paradise." He said jokingly, "O Mother of So-and-so, no old women will enter Paradise." The old woman went away crying, so the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) said, "Tell her that she will not enter Paradise as an old woman, for Allah (subhanahu wa ta`ala) says: (We have created [their Companions] of special creation, and made them virgin-pure [and undefiled]) (Qur'an 56:35-36)." Reported by al-Tirmidhi, it is hasan because of the existence of corroborating reports.
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as salaamu alaykum,
i heard of that hadeeth before...some ppl have completely misinterpreted that hadeeth and say ..that old ppl DONOT enter paradise..die whilst your young!! :X
I need something to make me laugh real bad :uhwhat:
i heard of that hadeeth before...some ppl have completely misinterpreted that hadeeth and say ..that old ppl DONOT enter paradise..die whilst your young!! :X
I need something to make me laugh real bad :uhwhat: