Hilarious Hijabs!!!

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Yeah but where do you draw the line? Wash your face in the morning? Brush your hair? Brush your teeth? Shave, umm, in certain parts of the body?

to clean and to modify are two very different things!
 
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to clean and to modify are two very different things!

Well true, but to shave is to modify. To cut hair is to modify although I suppose most of that does not matter. If a woman only had one eyebrow may she wax and pluck and still be observant?
 
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Well ur not allowed to do ur eyebros in Islam so....
 
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Well true, but to shave is to modify. To cut hair is to modify although I suppose most of that does not matter. If a woman only had one eyebrow may she wax and pluck and still be observant?

no really think about it. Puttin on makup and cosmetics doesnt make you any cleaner, it jus makes u "ehhem luk better.... AS IF!!!!". But shavin/cuttin hair etc is a form of cleanliness becoz the unmentionable areas are said to be dirty. Therefore dirtiness must b shaved.

waxin and stuff is not allowed, as thats modifying and not cleaning :)

:peace: PEACE MAN!!
 
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So it is not enough to cover yourself, you have to look ugly as well?

I am interested in why you have posted so many articles on hijab. I mean of all the issues in the Muslim world, this one seem disproportionately important. How much of the Quran or Hadith is devoted to the Hijab? How much of this Forum is? How much of your time is? You reckon the answers are about 1 percent, about 20 percent and about 99 percent? Don't you think there are some more important issues you could be concerned with? Well obviously you do not, but may I ask why you think this is so important? Muslims are out there drinking and gambling and smoking. And sitting on the dole. Isn't that important too?
Allah ordered wearing Hijaab in Kur'an so that we women are safe from men's looks,
Submission to Allah SWT requires that we put Him before ourselves. That we put our desires second to His desire for us. That we acknowledge that He knows better than we do what is right for us.

The Quran also tells us to obey the Prophet (sAas) as well as Allah SWT (see for example Surah an-Nisa ayah 59). It tells us that if we have faith we will take the Prophet (sAas) as the judge of any dispute (Surah an-Nisa ayah 65). It tells us that when both Allah SWT and the Prophet (sAas) have decided a matter it is not for a Muslim or Muslimah to have any further say in that matter (Surah al-Ahzab ayah 36). It tells us that what the Prophet (sAas) has given us, we should take and what he has prohibited to us, we should refrain from (Surah al-Hashr ayah 7). And it tells us that the Prophet (sAas) has been sent not just to deliver the Quran but also to explain it (Surah an-Nahl ayah 44).

So, what do the Quran and Sunna say about hijab? There are two ayat of the Quran that deal with hijab. These are Surah an-Nur ayah 31 and Surah al-Ahzab ayah 59. Let's look at what these ayat say, and how the Prophet (sAas) has explained them.

Surah an-Nur ayah 31 says:

Wa qul li al-mu'minat yaghdudna min absarihinna wa yahfazna furujahunna wa laa yubdina zenatahunna illa maa zahara min haa wal-yadribna bi khumurihinna ala juyubihinna; wa laa yubdina zenatahunna illa li bu'ulatihinna aw aba'ihinna aw aba'i bu'ulatihinna aw abna'ihinna aw abna'i bu'ulatihinna aw ikhwanihinna aw bani ikhwanihinna aw bani akhawatihinna aw nisa'ihinna aw maa malakat aymanu hunna aw at-tabi'ina ghayri ulu'l-irbat min ar-rijal aw at-tifl alladhina lam yazharu ala awrat an-nisa wa laa yadribna bi arjulihinna li yu'lama maa yukhfina min zenatahinna. Wa tubu ilaAllahi jami'an, ayyuha al-mu'minun la'allakum tuflihun

And say to the faithful women to lower their gazes, and to guard their private parts, and not to display their beauty except what is apparent of it, and to extend their headcoverings (khimars) to cover their bosoms (jaybs), and not to display their beauty except to their husbands, or their fathers, or their husband's fathers, or their sons, or their husband's sons, or their brothers, or their brothers' sons, or their sisters' sons, or their womenfolk, or what their right hands rule (slaves), or the followers from the men who do not feel sexual desire, or the small children to whom the nakedness of women is not apparent, and not to strike their feet (on the ground) so as to make known what they hide of their adornments. And turn in repentance to Allah together, O you the faithful, in order that you are successful
Surah al-Ahzab ayah 59 says:

Ya ayyuha an-Nabiyy qul li azwajika wa banatika wa nisa al-mu'minin yudnina alayhinna min jalabib hinna; dhalika adna an yu'rafna fa laa yu'dhayn. Wa kana Allahu Ghafur Rahim

O Prophet! Say to your wives and your daughters and the women of the faithful to draw their outergarments (jilbabs) close around themselves; that is better that they will be recognized and not annoyed. And God is ever Forgiving, Gentle.

Together, these two ayat lay out seven commandments for Muslim sisters:

"to lower their gazes"
"to guard their private parts"
"not to display their beauty except what is apparent of it"
"to extend their headcoverings to cover their bosoms"
"not to display their beauty except to their husbands or their fathers..."
"not to strike their feet (on the ground) so as to make known what they hide"
"to draw their outergarments close around themselves"
It can be seen that three of these commandments relate to behavior. These are:

lowering the gaze
guarding the private parts
not striking the feet on the ground so as to give knowledge of what is hidden
Lowering the gaze means not looking at what is forbidden to be seen of others. Guarding the private parts means that only the husband is allowed to see or touch them. Not giving knowledge of what is hidden means not posturing or strutting around so as to jangle hidden jewelry or make men think about hidden body parts. All of these are part of what Allah SWT has commanded in regard to hijab


According to the Quran and Sunna, hijab consists of modest behavior in lowering the gaze, guarding the private parts, and avoiding showing off, and of modest dress. The modest dress includes a headscarf and must cover all of the body except the face and the hands. Outdoors and in open public places, a long coat (jilbab) should be worn in addition to the modest dress commanded by Surah an-Nur ayah 31. Each of these obligations is clearly set out in the Quran and has been explained by the Prophet (sAas).
 
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I am interested in why you have posted so many articles on hijab

the west got some funny idea the hijab/niqab is an oppression to women. we need to show everyone yo the niqab is a honour and we are totally proub and happy to weat it. understand?
 
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the west got some funny idea the hijab/niqab is an oppression to women. we need to show everyone yo the niqab is a honour and we are totally proub and happy to weat it. understand?

Not really because I could start listing all the funny things Westerners think and I'd still not be done by this time next week.

It is a big issue among Muslims as well. So it is not just when dealing with us that Muslims care. It is the first thing pious people start with, it is the first thing most men seem to talk about.
 
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yh well its got big significane in islam. a woman must be modest
 
Hilarious Hijabs

salaams. I recieved thisin an email.

HILARIOUS HIJABS
>>
>>The author of this article "Observations on Hijab" is unknown.
>>It is however, thought to be written by a brother.
>>Funny as it is, there are a number of lessons to be learnt...
>>
>>It has been my personal observation that some Muslim s and
>>women do not realise the significance of hijab. Hijab is Arabic for
>>protection and cover. Some people put a lot of effort into their
>>hijab, yet it serves no purpose. I am referring to the pointless
>>hijab that some s wear.
>>
>>The first pointless hijab is referred to as the headband hijab. It
>>is a band of fabric approximately 4 inches wide. It covers the back
>>of the head and allows all the hair to be exposed. It doesn't serve
>>much in terms of modesty, but at least it comes in handy in case of
>>an unexpected tennis match!
>>
>>The second pointless hijab is the dupatta, also
>>known as the Saran wrap hijab. It covers all the hair, but it is
>>totally transparent. Again it doesn't serve much in terms of
>>modesty, but it keeps the hair nice and fresh!
>>
>>The third type of hijab is known as the Micky Mouse Hijab. It is
>>when a wears a black scarf and tucks it behind her ear, so
>>that her ears stick out!
>>
>>We now move on to my favourites - the yo-yo hijabs:
>>The first yo-yo hijab is the scarf that keeps falling down and
>>needs to be constantly pulled back up.... up, down, up, down, just
>>like a yo-yo!
>>
>>The second yo-yo hijab is also referred to as the convertibe hijab.
>>This type of hijab is predominant at any type of social event, i.e.
>>an Aqeeqah, Wedding and Nikkah. This is when an Imam or Qari comes
>>up to the microphone and starts to recite Qur'an. At this point,
>>all the convertible hijabs come up... until he says
>>"SadaqAllahu Atheem." I'm not sure, but apparently in some cultures
>>that translates to "OK sisters, you may take off your scarves."
>>
>>I'm sure this may seem odd, but what's even funnier is when people
>>do not anticipate the recitation of Qur'an at a social event, and
>>are forced to be creative and use accessories such as a purse to
>>cover one's hair. I was surprized to see a woman hold her purse
>>over her head as "hijab"... as if the multitudes of men surrounding
>>her are not a good enough reason to wear hijab, but some guy
>>reciting du'a compels her to hold a purse over her head. Her
>>friends were more creative... one friend used her dinner napkin. I
>>was also laughing when i saw the communal hijab- two or more s
>>dropped under one dinner napkin during the recitation of Qur'an.
>>Her other friend was still more creative. She used her coffee
>>saucer on the back of her head. I wasn't sure
>>of it was hijab or Yamaka. I didn't know if she was a Muslim or a
>>Jew. I felt like going up to her and saying "Shalom alaikum,
>>sister."
>>
>>And, people should remember that hijab is not just a protection
>>from guys, but from a s' nafs (ego) as well. It should prevent
>> s from having to spend hours in front of the mirror doing her
>>hair. But, unfortunately, you see s in front of the mirror for
>>hours doing their hijab as they would do their hair, with all sorts
>>of elaborate braids and the like. I wanted to go up to a sister and
>>say "Is your hijab naturally curly?" I also felt compelled to go up
>>to another girl and say "Pardon me, but is your hijab naturally
>>that colour, or did you dye it"?
>>
>>Well the point is that some people make an effort to wear hijab,
>>but it is futile, because it is not fulfilling its purpose. It's
>>like using an umbrella with holes in it. Hijab is
>>used for protection from guys as well as from the herself, and
>>should not be used as an accessory or for beautifying one's self.
>>
>>Any way, that's it. If any one disagrees with me or is offended,
>>then you are disagreeing with the teachings of Allah Subhaanuhu wa
>>Ta'ala.
>>
>>
>>Source: Uknown
 
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AsalamuAlaykum,

LOL dat was funny! jazakhala for sharing,

i'm guessing 's' meant sisters?

Well the point is that some people make an effort to wear hijab, but it is futile, because it is not fulfilling its purpose. It's like using an umbrella with holes in it.

das a gud analogy!

Tc.
 
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:sl:

:lol:

nice :D...read it before but its still good to read it again :D...whn my mum was young, she used to raise her frock to cover her head when the athan was given although he back was bare :lol: ;D

:w:
 
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>>We now move on to my favourites - the yo-yo hijabs:
>>The first yo-yo hijab is the scarf that keeps falling down and
>>needs to be constantly pulled back up.... up, down, up, down, just
>>like a yo-yo!
>>


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now that one killed it :lol:..hahahaha...

am sooo glad i dont fit into them catalogues *phheeewww*

i make sure my hair is fully covered .. well it has to be if i wear a jilbaba to..lol..or it looks odd:uuh: even if it has holes in them i make sure i have layers underneith to keep my hair covered!!!...n yeh its pointless really if your hair is shown..but hey atleast they makin n effort..:D

:w:
 
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^^^ das nice! LOL

ma mum used to put a towel on her head wen eating :D

If her hijaab wasn't next to her :)
 
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^^^hehe lol...i do that wen un expected guest turn up especially my brothers friends now that embarassing..lol..

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