SouLda_Gal
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I gt dis as an email... and i noticd iv actualy dne most of them lol... and they actualy do work ... jus abit of fun 
How 2 AnNoY YouR TeachEr
1. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch you.
2. Raise your hand and when they call on you just say you're stretching.
3. Do not answer any questions at all, for "religious reasons".
4. Grin widely throughout the entire class (It creeps people out).
5. Sit at the front of the class and color in your textbook.
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1. Raise your hand and when the teacher calls on you, pause and then say, "nevermind, I forgot what I wanted to say." Do that several times!
2. Shout out in a really excited way, "OOOooo I know the answer!!!!!" and when the teacher calls on you say, "What?" shrug your shoulders and say, "I don't know."
3. Ask if class is over every few minutes.
4. When the teacher asks you to explain what something means, answer using big words incorrectly and making up your own words and speak in a serious manner, as if you are completely sure that what you are saying is absolutely correct.
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- When the teacher says, "Take a seat," reply, "Take it where?"
- When the teacher calls your name during roll call, yell, "Not here!!"
- Pretend like you are sleeping in class and snore loudly.
- Tell your teacher you'll turn in your homework as soon as your parents finish doing it.
- Mumble everything the teacher says under your breath.
- Fold your homework/classwork into a paper airplane and fly it across the room towards the teacher's desk instead of turning it in properly.
- While the teacher is talking, get up and sharpen your pencil.
- Chew gum in class and whenever the teacher's back is turn pop it loudly and when he/she turns around pretend it wasn't you.
- just randomly blurt out the answers to the teacher's questions before he/she finishes asking the question.
- When the teacher calls on you ask, "What did you say? I wasn't paying attention."
- Never let your teacher finish a sentence without an interruption.
- refuse to talk to the substitute teacher "because she's a stranger."
- When the teacher explains something say, "Well, Duh!!"
How 2 AnNoY YouR TeachEr
1. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch you.
2. Raise your hand and when they call on you just say you're stretching.
3. Do not answer any questions at all, for "religious reasons".
4. Grin widely throughout the entire class (It creeps people out).
5. Sit at the front of the class and color in your textbook.
---
1. Raise your hand and when the teacher calls on you, pause and then say, "nevermind, I forgot what I wanted to say." Do that several times!
2. Shout out in a really excited way, "OOOooo I know the answer!!!!!" and when the teacher calls on you say, "What?" shrug your shoulders and say, "I don't know."
3. Ask if class is over every few minutes.
4. When the teacher asks you to explain what something means, answer using big words incorrectly and making up your own words and speak in a serious manner, as if you are completely sure that what you are saying is absolutely correct.
---
- When the teacher says, "Take a seat," reply, "Take it where?"
- When the teacher calls your name during roll call, yell, "Not here!!"
- Pretend like you are sleeping in class and snore loudly.
- Tell your teacher you'll turn in your homework as soon as your parents finish doing it.
- Mumble everything the teacher says under your breath.
- Fold your homework/classwork into a paper airplane and fly it across the room towards the teacher's desk instead of turning it in properly.
- While the teacher is talking, get up and sharpen your pencil.
- Chew gum in class and whenever the teacher's back is turn pop it loudly and when he/she turns around pretend it wasn't you.
- just randomly blurt out the answers to the teacher's questions before he/she finishes asking the question.
- When the teacher calls on you ask, "What did you say? I wasn't paying attention."
- Never let your teacher finish a sentence without an interruption.
- refuse to talk to the substitute teacher "because she's a stranger."
- When the teacher explains something say, "Well, Duh!!"
