How 2 Annoy Your Teacher

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Oke Another story of my crazy old school days :Evil:
this one was 2 years ago with another crazy class of mine
we went on a trip to LONDON yeaaa It was very funn we went with the bus
first we went through Belgium oke we stopped there to go to the restroom
lol we went and we saw a little boy standin there alone NAKED and Im someone who laughs a lot ;D I couldnt stop myself , and then we went out the restroom and then the father of that kid came and he yelled like crazy even though he spoke dutch i dunno what he said, he was soo angry he was trying to fight with me and then Our crazy cool teacher came and he was crazier than the crazy man who whas yelin like a crazy crazy(Lol) and then we almost fight with the crzy man but the coool crazy teacher stopped us and we left
and that was just our begining of our trip :Evil:
 
^ LOOOOL! i wanna hear the rest of ur crazy trip! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!


even dem islamic teachers are stupid..

once we were in arabic school in the masjid and my teacher told this paki kid to read this arabic line and this kid didnt kno how to read arabic coz he only knew urdu and english. and my teacher started gettin all attidute wit him and he all "Why would you come to this school when u dont kno how to read arabic?!" and i just couldnt stand it i said "What the hell?! Are you freakin serious?! Omg!! We come here to LEARN, and you come here to TEACH...but apparently u too dumb to do that eh?" and i just walked out and went to play basketball...yeh i kno this schooll was so un organized i could just walk out anytime i feel like it. lol.
 
truemuslim said:
^ LOOOOL!!

NO one here doesnt cuss at there teachers. lol. i mean even the teachers cuss! LOL

its like once its like history teacher teaching...and then he asks me a question..and am like "um, 5?" he like "this is history class" and am like "yeh thats wut i meant..um...5 continents!" he like "7 continents...and we arent doing geography" am like "what? oh so what does it matter" he like "Ok well anyway, this thing is gay and--" then i interupted (:Evil:) and said "Your gay?! LOOOL why arent i surprised! that explains a whole lot!" LOOOOOOOL he got so ticked off...lol

im so mean...

oh and once one of my teachers was pregnant she told us and i said "Pshh, wow that explains it" LOOOOOOOL! she was so ticked off! LOL . buit hey cmon who wouldnt say that, u shoulda seen the extra weight she put on! LOL


i kno..that was mean of me :Evil: thats why u shud get to know me :Evil:

i got bad insult for just about everything
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LoooL yeah Who doesnt cuse anymore nowadays ;D
 
^ yeh..cops...teachers...students...couhg.... BABIES! cough...

u need to come to my house for one day....nothing here is censored. lol

walk in the nieghborhood once, talk wit my THREE YEAR OLD sis once, and my FIVE YEAR OLD SISTER, and my older brother, then talk wit my brother in yemen wit IM and then tick my dad off....total there only about 5000 cusses wit one day of doin all that. lol
 
LooooL Amazin Funny Moments Happened in that trip :Evil:
Like This One Oke we walked through The Centrum Of London and a Class mate had to go ta a restroom (whats whit the restrooms Lol)
and There was man who was washin his hands by the sink and my classmate he tought that the sink was the toilet and went straight and did his thing and the other guy was watchin like WHAT THA.....and he almost called the cops but we runned away LOOOL

Thats nothin just wait what happened at the youth hostel :Evil:
 
LOOL bro ur stories seriously make me laugh out loud! LOOOOOOOL!

tell us wut happened then!!!! :Evil:
 
oke We stayed by An youth Hostel maybe the worst youth hostel in London
And it was so disgustin there, you get no food at all sometimes only cold food +o(, ther lived like junkies and homeless people but most of them were junkies we couldnt even sleep and one day we stayed up late while the teachers were sleeping and we talked with the people there who was drunkin crzy people talkin loud And I Told Them To SHut the Hell up
and there was a crazy junkie old woman who told me to be quit and im like WHAT and she told me again To be quit And Im Like Again WHAT there was almost Again A Fight But there was an arab guy who was also drunk and crazy and a spanish Guy who was also drunk and crazy who told me to stop and I stopped and then we talked with them about some stuff and about london and that arab guy was talkin to an arab Class mate of mine and she was scaried the hell, than we went upstair and "accidently "broke two expensive Lights and we were playin soccer IN the hostel and all kinds of things broke and than we runned to our rooms because someone whas chasin us but when it was very late that same crazy drunk arab Guy was searchin for my arab Class mate and he was yellin and callin through the Hostel And he found the room where she stayed and my class mate Whas soo scared to death but then the police came and took him away and we all are awake like 3 or 4 In night and yellin and runnin through the hostel it was crzy and then we all sent those junkies away so the hostel was only for us and another spanish class but they were affraid of Us :Evil:
Btw the teachers were still sleepin Lol

and Oh Yeah There Was A Huge Scary Old Graveyard behind the hostel with a mysterious fog :skeleton::skeleton::skeleton:
 
Güven said:
oke We stayed by An youth Hostel maybe the worst youth hostel in London
And it was so disgustin there, you get no food at all sometimes only cold food +o(, ther lived like junkies and homeless people but most of them were junkies we couldnt even sleep and one day we stayed up late while the teachers were sleeping and we talked with the people there who was drunkin crzy people talkin loud And I Told Them To SHut the Hell up
and there was a crazy junkie old woman who told me to be quit and im like WHAT and she told me again To be quit And Im Like Again WHAT there was almost Again A Fight But there was an arab guy who was also drunk and crazy and a spanish Guy who was also drunk and crazy who told me to stop and I stopped and then we talked with them about some stuff and about london and that arab guy was talkin to an arab Class mate of mine and she was scaried the hell, than we went upstair and "accidently "broke two expensive Lights and we were playin soccer IN the hostel and all kinds of things broke and than we runned to our rooms because someone whas chasin us but when it was very late that same crazy drunk arab Guy was searchin for my arab Class mate and he was yellin and callin through the Hostel And he found the room where she stayed and my class mate Whas soo scared to death but then the police came and took him away and we all are awake like 3 or 4 In night and yellin and runnin through the hostel it was crzy and then we all sent those junkies away so the hostel was only for us and another spanish class but they were affraid of Us :Evil:
Btw the teachers were still sleepin Lol

and Oh Yeah There Was A Huge Scary Old Graveyard behind the hostel with a mysterious fog :skeleton::skeleton::skeleton:
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ahh lool, was that 'in je derde jaar'? I left holland before we went on that trip:( Our school was going to barcelona as i can remember!

Housing quality in london is very bad compared to holland lool
 
No it was My fourth year Lol It was very bad there, every minute there was cops LOL
 
you know when you have thos douche cabine's in every room in a hotel or a hostel
those things are not so easy to break but ours was broken in A minute because we were hidin from our teachers and the whole thing breaked LOL

and When we were walkin in London, I go and Tell EveryBody that Im from Holland And They all "I dont care " ^o) and once we were talkin loud and suddenly the cops grabbed me because they tought we were fightin Lol and im like 'but were from Holland'' and even the cops said I dont Give a ........ and I was shocked how could he say that word.
but then they left because they were affraid maybe I was going to bomb them or something Lol


O yeah LOL When we are in the Classroom and everybody is totally concentrated and workin , I always say LOOOK IT SNOWS and Everybody watches Outside even the teacher LOL;D
 
Güven said:
O yeah LOL When we are in the Classroom and everybody is totally concentrated and workin , I always say LOOOK IT SNOWS and Everybody watches Outside even the teacher LOL;D
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lol that what i say to the class in my english class. every1 runs to the window. and the whole class then tries to get our to teacher to look by beliveing what i said and we start making noises. we dont go and sit down even if the teacher has told us like 100 times untill she comes over and look.
 
LOL! thats hilarious. yall have guts for that. I didnt do stuff like that really except for the cussing :X ;D Lol I regret that, but i wasnt um practisin then. But even then I was a goody two shoes :p
 
looooooooool.. these stories are bare funny man n all that yu guys did.... but il tell yu more of wat i use 2 do..
basicaly ma school was spoilt school.. we cud do anything...
me n ma mates would make teachers cry evry week... and the teachers wud get sooooo mad and swear at us (when i say swear i really mean swear)... thats when we would quickly leav the class and say ''omggg you swore we'r going 2 tell the headteacher'' loooool... we would go and prat around on corridors... kiking other classroom doors open and run lol

and oce i memba ma textiles teacher left the class for 5 mins and we all startd chucking the fabrics, paint brushes, crayons etc all ova the place.. wen she came back she was like wat the hell hapend.. and i was like.. Its christmas yipeeeeeee lol (she had 2 clean it all later koz we all just left the classroom without doing anything)
and once the same teacher told me 2 spit ma chewing gum out (chewing gums wernt allowd)... so i did... and afta a while i startd chewing agn.. she told me again so wat i did was went and spat my chewing gum in her bag... next min i see my frend copy me.. later on i was chewing agn... at the end there were abt 5 chewing gums in her bag.. it was soooo errrrgggg... all her papers and things were there.. and it was all messd... she knew it was me n ma mates.. so she askd.. n i was lyk ''yu got proof'' loooooool... and oh yeh on that same day.. while she was talkin 2 one of oda student i cut her hair from the back... we use 2 cut her hair most of time (no wonder she haardly eva had any hair lol)....
and anoda day i memba... the same teacher... well we were abt 2 leav 4 lunch.. and the teacher was the last one in... so we locked the teacher in and ran.. she was there nocking and evrything but no1 herad her koz there were only 2 classrooms on that floor... wen we came bak (afta lyk 1 hour 30 mins)... anoda teacher opened the door 4 her and me n ma mates all wernt allowd in the classroom
omgggggggg theres soooo much yet.. (the above was just lyk a one day thing lol) cant b askd.. awwww i missssssss ma schooooool :
 
wow they made me laugh out loud.
but sis u were really naughty if i do anything like what u done i will be out of the school gates. waitin for more funny stories
 
^ lol yeh

i remember in 4th grade they do the "Pledge" to the flag, its sooooo stupid i always hated it , u kno the one that goes "i pledge..bla blabla. to the flag, of the united states of america" i always wanted to do anything to get me out of singing it...

then came the american anthem or wutever..its so stupid. "This land is my land, this land is ur land, from california, to the gulf stre--yeh yeh wuitever" anyway, i always wanted to do ANYTHING to quit singing those gay stuff.
so i changed the lyrics each time, thefirst one which is the pledge went like "I pledge of embarassment, to the flag, of the united hell of america, and to the people, of which it hates,,,," i forgoot the rest. but i raised my voice EXTRA that way my voice and lyrics ...show...in front of the teacher, she heard, she got mad, and then i "had" (aka GOT) to go sit in the "hall" pshh..lol

and the other song went like " This land is bush's land, this land is bush's land, from california, to the city of hong kong, coz he is selfish, and thinks he owns it alllllll" lol by that i meant the whole world is his, from cali, to china, lollolol. she got reaaally pissed off at that.

but then she kept makein me sing dem..
then one day, this new kid comes by and says he signed up for something and its against his religion or wutever to sing american or religion related songs. LOL> so i had an idea... i tol the teacher that its "against" my religion to sing about a country that wasnt born muslim! LOL , she fell for it, then the pledge of allegance, i told her its against my religion to sing to the flag like a dumbass. LOL again she believed it! and was offended...at the same time..then came the "row row row ur boat" songs and twinkle twinle lil star and all dat, i told her an excuse for each one (coz i didnt kno music was haram at that time otherwise i woulda used that excuse!!) like i said its against my religion to talk about boats, and haram to talk about stars behind ther backs! LOOOL ( twinkle twinkle lil star!!)



NOTE: At the last day of school i told her i lied about every single one of those things....she was reeeally mad, i told her she cant do nothin bout it, she got madder and said im gna get suspended, i told her ok, then walked off....then came back a few seconds later reminding her its the last day of school! LOOL :Evil: :Evil: :Evil: :Evil:
 
LOL! sis ur so mean. But actually, nationalism is haram anyway really. So that excuse was decent ;D But the boat and star one was hilarious :p

I also hated singing the national anthem also. Even when i was in elementary schoool, i HATED IT. I mean really didnt like it lol. From the start I used to either just put my hand up and not sing, or not do anything. I even refused to stand UP for the pledge and the teacher would make me. I wish I knew then that its something we dont do and i DONT have 2 get up lol. Buh anyway when i got junior high and high school, i stopped. Even then the teacher would make u get up, but i didnt follow along with it lol.
 
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Jazzy said:
Lol imagine what kinda bad impression she got of Muslims, if she knew u were one :X
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well she knew i we were muslims... but 2 be honest it was normal.. koz the whole class was full of muslim gals... apart from only 1 non muslim.... (koz it was textiles.. and no guy wud do that lol).... but stil there were other muslim gals who gave an good impression of muslims.. so its not lyk the teacher wud jus think bad of muslims... and that time i werent into islam at all and dint kno anything.. only usd it 4 excuses like.. ''i cant do P.E koz im fasting''..., cant draw this koz its not allowd in ma religion etc...

omggg and i jus memberd sumit.. this was soo not ryt.. but anyway il tell yu guys lol... well i was in ma lesson and proper messin as usual.. the teacher sent me and ma mate out.. so wat we did was went out and basicaly went streight out.. we went out of school and there were bare shops n stuff near our school.. and park etc... we went 2 the park.. and unfortunatly we gt chasd by dogs omgggg i was dying.. i swear i hate dogs... but anyway we gt all messd (i can neva 4get that lol)... and i was realy mad at the teacher lol... we went bak and he was lyk where yu been so we were lyk .. hello yu sent us out... so he jus sed oh ok (stupid...he knew we went sumwhere buh dint say owt lol)... i was soo mad i wantd 2 get him bak koz i thout its all koz of him we gt chasd by dogs.... so wat i did was spat in his water more than once ... and then wtachd him drink it ..omgggggg it was errrrrggg... i kno its disgusting.. but dat was me while in school...
and basicaly in in kolej ryt now.. in lesson and if the teacher gets 2 know im on the net then im dne loooooool... but im borrrrrdddd.... i mean a borin lesson lol
 

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