How to hide an elephant!

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Would you believe it if somebody told you "I am very good at hiding elephants. I hid one in your kitchen. I hid him so well You will never be able to find him."?

If you find an elephant in your kitchen post a picture of it here and I will admit, I am not very good at hiding elephants.
 
You know how we adopt children etc.. on-line through Islamic Relief or Jannah Relief etc?

Well, one of my high school teachers adopted an African elephant. :X Actually, I think he said he adopted four of them...
 
You know how we adopt children etc.. on-line through Islamic Relief or Jannah Relief etc?

Well, one of my high school teachers adopted an African elephant. :X Actually, I think he said he adopted four of them...
:eek: That's Crazy!Where does he keep 'em? :p
 
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funny thread but one question

why would anyone on God's good earth ever wanna hide an elephant? :D
 
funny thread but one question

why would anyone on God's good earth ever wanna hide an elephant? :D

A school kid finds a stray one wandering the streets in London and it follows him home. His parents had told him "No Pet Elephants in the house" so he wants to keep it hidden until he can persuade his parents to let him have a pet elephant.

Or how about you live in New York City and find a poor destitute elephant being harassed by a rampaging pack of berserk hippopotamus. You have to think fast and hide the elephant from the Hippos.

Of course it seems the most common time a person tries to hide one is if they are trying to take it on the bus (tram) and animals are not permitted. Of course that is wrong and illegal but people do it every day and most are quite good at it as you will never see an elephant on the bus, (Hidden quite well aren't they?)
 
Here's how you can put an elephant inside a fridge

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Q. Do you know what causes elephants to have flat feet?

A. It is caused from thei habit of jumping out of trees.



Q. Do you know how Elephants get up into tree tops?

A. They sit on coconuts until they hatch.
 

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