how to spot a terrorist

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Going by these criteria, the best way to avoid being a victim would be to just stay in your home and don't ever wander beyond your doorstep.

Oh and the other most simple no brainer way is:

Don't give people reasons to attack you and then complain when they do what you gave them reasons to do. And then don't go turning the population against poor people that you wronged in the first place.

If they just applied this simple advice, it would save thousands of lives and billions of dollars in taxpayers' money.

But I guess that would mean no more control over the people, no more divide and rule.

Oh well!
 
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don't forget...terrorist order extra ketchup with their burger and fries; Also, they MUST be a terrorist if they ask you to leave off the mayonnaise
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Dear brother crimsontide06 aka (Mr president)
I'm trying to see the reasoning behind your labelling this person a terrorist,
It took a few mental gymnastics, but I somehow came to this assumption (suspected terrorist) although it may not be the same reasoning as yours, but then it doesn't have to anyway does it?:

The mayonnaise contains spirit vinegar, the ketchup is not HELLmans,
Hence the mayonnaise is considered forbidden in islam by many from the Muslim bloc.
Hence the person tries to avoid things forbidden in Islam,
Hence the person is not a "moderate Muslim",
Hence the person has fundamentalist tendencies and wants "70 virgins",
Hence the person is a suspected terrorist.

Therefore maybe you consider that we authorise a drone to be sent to his house 6,000 miles away, kill him and his family,
Plus anyone who happens to be near him, and anyone else who dares to oppose your action as a result.
Will my logic and support then put me back in your graces and make me a patriotic American?
Maybe you can even push it and get me a nobel peace prize like yourself?
Yours obediently,
John doe.

P.S and hey while we're at it, maybe we can close all our embassies worldwide due to inevitable repercussions,
And maybe we can issue a u.s wide ban on pressure cookers and mobile phones and soda bottles and batteries and outdoor sporting events and bus rides and train rides and blue jeans and sunglasses and breast milk and voting and watches and clocks that may be used as timers and trees that may obscure the view of law enforcement officers and police uniforms (in case they get attacked) and calendars (in case they plan dates) and oh the list is too long.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se0GrfvaKGk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
It doesn't matter who the people voted for, they always vote for us.
Attributed to some despot out there.
 
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Bro, this is how you make the public paranoid to the point where everyone becomes a suspect.

I heard this story not too long ago of a bro taking a picture of an advertisement at a bus stop. Not long after he did that, he got a visit and was asked why he did it.

His reply was, "Because I liked the ad. I didn't realize it was a crime to take a picture of an ad these days."

Who knows, maybe the bro wanted to buy whatever was being advertised but because they're so paranoid nowadays, you cannot do simple things that you could do in the past which people wouldn't even bat an eyelid over.
 
People used to film police officers (public servants) openly if they committed crimes, and bring them to account for it.
Now they can be arrested on suspicion of planning terrorism.
They arrest people for filming buildings, bridges, monuments, banks, train stations and the list is endless.
In bd there is a saying: on the mind of the thief is cop cop.
And it seems the corruption has gotten so bad that that on the mind of the cop and politician is citizen citizen lol.

May Allah cast terror into their hearts til they stop killing Muslims.
 

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