Husband and Wife Saga.

[Endymion]

Husband & Wife Saga

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

AND THE SAGA CONTINUES...

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

"Husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!

and the life goes on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...
& on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...
& on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...
& on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...& on ... & on ... & on ...

 

[piXie]

loool some of those are hilarious

 

[Alpha Dude]

Wife: I love you so much.
Husband: Great. Go do the dishes.

 

[Tilmeez]

Wife: I love you so much. Husband: Great. Go do the dishes.

I hate to tell you its not like real life. I would be more or less like:

Wife: I love you.
Husband: Which dishes you want me to do? :X

 

[Alpha Dude]

Wife: I love you.
Husband: Which dishes you want me to do? :X

That just shows that women are good at emotional blackmail!

 

[Ramadhan]

doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must i give them to him? Doctor: They are for you

:d :d
;d ;d ;d

 

[Futuwwa]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
All my base are belong to you!

Roses are red, violets are blue,
In Soviet Ummah, love poem writes you!

 

[Who Am I?]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
that's what they tell me because I'm blind.

 

[Hamza Asadullah]

Husband gets on wifes nerves everyday.

Wife says: For goodness sake you'll drive me to the grave you will!

Husband says: Get in the car then ill drive you there now!

 

[~ Sabr ~]

Lol some of these are too funny ;D

 

[sis muslimah]

lol some of these are just halarious ;D;D

 

[Samiun]

maaannnn. Is this a reality? I thought marriage was suppose to be happy and ever lasting...

 

[Abu Taj al Deen]

Gosh, too right on all counts sometimes. I'll tell you guys that.

 

[cOsMiCiNtUiTiOn]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
All my base are belong to you!

:giggling: THAT was funny!!!!!

 

[Sumaiya54]

:statisfieHaha, great post

 

[Revert 2010]

first man says proudly to the other: " my wife is an angel".
second man: "your lucky mines still alive.

 

[Revert 2010]

What do you call a handsome,intelligent and senstive man?
A rumour.

 

['Abd-al Latif]

:salamext:

What's the difference between a woman and a magnet?

The magnet has a positive side.

 

[Danah]

Thanks for the laugh...funny thread!

 

[Alpha Dude]

What do you call a handsome,intelligent and senstive man?
A rumour.

zAk.......