im'ma be going to heaven inshallah, straight to the top breh!
2. i met this honey in my prison pen pal programme, she woz hot, mami woz right. anyways, she like christian, and she wanna stay christian, i wanted to slap da taste out of her mouth but nah imma calm down now, the psychologist woz like u too hard-headed, and u dont listen, i got problems with authority breh. but yo, can i marry this chick or wot???
so i woz in prison for bare long breh, found some books on the qur'an, studied it. ****, never thought id be in this religion ting, but standard, im'ma be going to heaven inshallah, straight to the top breh!
anyways, i need some help on some issues that i found confusing, bare hard to read, ive only done school for like till 12 years, then i bounced breh.
1. i love pork breh, but i stopped eating it, coz i heard dat meat aint right son. so woteva, jew no! i miss them, any loopholes or ways around this glitch breh?
2. i met this honey in my prison pen pal programme, she woz hot, mami woz right. anyways, she like christian, and she wanna stay christian, i wanted to slap da taste out of her mouth but nah imma calm down now, the psychologist woz like u too hard-headed, and u dont listen, i got problems with authority breh. but yo, can i marry this chick or wot???
3. so i pray 5 times a day, but i missed like 25 years coz i woz still a christian, do i make this up or do i gain credit or wot b ? help me out breh
5. so anyways, im livin in a cool council house, but check this, i rolled up to the unemployment office and some dude started actin bare hot, like he woz afraid and wanted to beef, i airrrrred him that moment, but yo , i think he bare racist. do i have the right to murk this dude?? :hiding:
4. so i jsut came through my first eid as a muslim breh, i loved it, made me feel good and fresh, like i could start my life over again. how can i repay allah for alll the good things that have happened to me recently? life is going right for the first time breh
but yeh yo, salamalakum my brothers, hope yall good and staying on the right path, im trying ha haaaaaa
help me out though
thanks, peace out yo
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Do you think he is real?I wonder how things are going with our new brother revert, he didn't come here again. InshaAllah everything is okay
It is quite common for people to troll (if you are unfamiliar google the term trolling) online message boards.
why do u think someone lied here ?
Do you think he is real?
so i woz in prison for bare long breh...............
2. i met this honey in my prison
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She aint no honey! she's a man!
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