I wonder who is dumber, the hijabman or this girl, for wearing this (tight) t-shirt.

[barney]

Hmm, no matter how smashed I get, my wife remains hidiously ugly.

 

[truemuslim]

Wow Sis, never heard those words before :uuh:

lol... she has this secret thesaures which is always ther and always useful...here use this... i use it for every one of her posts..lol

the fellow thinks I have no sense of humor because I don't think it amusing to make derogatory remarks of Allah swt or to conform to this christian idea of him, which to me personally is nothing short of a very low opinion and not befitting of his magistrate.. further, his idea of humor and apparently a jolly ole time differs profoundly from my own definitions, he wrote what he wrote to express ridicule, and I felt it weak and not very offending...

and...again...

hey sis can u like hire a translator plz? lol i luv reading ur posts...BUT i cant understand more than 5 words ina 50 word sentece hew

lol its ok am kiddin of course!

and @ topic

i fink those shirts are all stupid and useless

i fink people shud juss wait till they miss the hoop in basketball and say "oh jesus where r u when i need u???" and all that crap they say
and we say
"Allahu akbar" (and no thats not followed by a bomb!!!)


jazakallah khair
wasalam

 

[Güven]

^^Lol Funny as usual

 

[جوري]

Hmm, no matter how smashed I get, my wife remains hidiously ugly.

and that explains why you are here all day ;D

I was actually told this joke by someone..
A man sits at the bar and keeps asking the bartender for a drink, drinks up then reaches for his pocket grabs a pic, shakes his head, puts it back in, and again and asks for another drink.. he kept at it all evening until he was completely boozed, and the bartender asked him why he keeps looking in his pocket after every drink, and he finally fessed up, he is doing it until his wife becomes attractive ;D

Anyhow I am sure your ole lass ain't that bad!

 

[IB-Staff]

Thread has served purpose.

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