If there was a zombie outbreak...

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What would you do?

I've had this discussion with friends before, and so I was wondering what you guys would do if we ever had to face an army of the undead. :p And in case you were wondering, we're talking about the traditional slow moving zombies... The kind that can infect you with a bite, and require a bullet to the head to take down...


I think my first course of action would be to gather immediate family and close friends, and then stock up on basic items/weapons. Then try to make contact with others in search of any safe havens, and if I find one, then try to slowly make my way there. If the outbreak is so bad that there are no signs of help or civilization... Then I think what I would do would be to find some kind of big store... a Costco perhaps... and try to make it as zombie proof as possible. Then I suppose we would just wait it out there, taking out zombies when the need arises... When food runs out, we could either send someone to scavenge for supplies, or move to a new location. (Although that might be a bit too dangerous...)

Another plan would be to go somewhere that had a very small human population to begin with... I would prefer a forest. After gathering the necessary supplies, we could start by building a surrounding wall, and then a fortress inside. We can take turns keeping watch and sniping any zombies that show up. Hopefully since we're so far from civilization, we'll only have to deal with a few zombies at a time. A forest can also supply us with some food, although venturing out alone would be dangerous....


^ Those were somewhat serious answers, but I sorta just made them up as I went along... Usually when I have this discussion the responses are either much more humorous, or have far more thought put into them. Usually it's more fun if you take it seriously. Me and my friends once had a really long discussion about this, where we planned all our moves out... But that was a while ago. :p

But yeah, what would you guys do? And some questions to think about... What if a loved one was bitten... Would you leave them? If they turned into a zombie, would you take them out? Discuss! :D
 
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U've been playing too much COD Nazi Zombies XD Sokay though, i'm obsessed with that too. Especially the new one, cause u get to be JFK and shoot zombies in the pentagon XD

Seriously tho, the first thing i'd do is grab my books and toss them at em. Then, since i have no guns, i'd sit in the corner, saying the shahada and ready to get killt XD
 
id knock them out with my ninja skills :shade:
or maybe set up a zombie destroying/research group have like all the tough people doing the fighting and have the smart people researching for a vaccine or something....but if that fails try to blend in with them by acting like a zombie lol
If a loved one turned into a zombie id try to research a way to help them or something but if there's no way heck yes id take them out I mean I would want them to do the same if I was a zombie so I would not hurt them or anyone else.
 
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:sl:

I don't think it'd concern me; the government would probably introduce "Zombie rights", if such were ever possible.

:wa:
 
U've been playing too much COD Nazi Zombies XD Sokay though, i'm obsessed with that too. Especially the new one, cause u get to be JFK and shoot zombies in the pentagon XD

Yep, or the Left4Dead series.
My advice would be get a good melee weapon because guns take time to reload...and when you're cornered time is not something you have a lot of.
 
أحمد;1390525 said:
:sl:

I don't think it'd concern me; the government would probably introduce "Zombie rights", if such were ever possible.

:wa:

LOL! True true XD
 
As long as Chick-Fil-A was still open, I wouldn't care. With my luck the zombie attack would happen on a Sunday, when they are inexplicably closed.

I'm sorry, but it's getting harder and harder for me to get myself to take anything seriously these days. I don't think zombies would be any exception. Probably what I just told you would be more or less like my real reaction.

If you want more, consider this: all you have to do is go to a place where the zombies would never be. Some out-of-the-way place that no one knows about and would never think to go.
 
If there was a zombie outbreak I'd finally be able to put my rolling pin to use.
 
If there was a zombie outbreak I'd burst out laughing that it actually happened.
 
Assalaamu`alaaykum

I would just sit and watch them whilst eating popcorn, and watch them moving around in weird ways, lol they may even bump into the wall and id laugh :-\ They`re dead and even more realistically they dont even exist! so yeah!

Peace
 
But then what would you do when we all transform into zombies and go after you?

How would he know the difference? :p

мυѕℓιмαн 4 ℓιfє;1390597 said:
Assalaamu`alaaykum

I would just sit and watch them whilst eating popcorn, and watch them moving around in weird ways, lol they may even bump into the wall and id laugh :-\ They`re dead and even more realistically they dont even exist! so yeah!

Peace

That's what they always say in movies before a zombie comes out of nowhere. Just make sure you lock your bedroom window tonight ;)
 
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If there are enough other survivors we can set up a new civilization and wait for the zombies to die out. Slow moving zombies probably will never be able to get through simple barriers like walls etc.

If there are no survivors then I'll be the guy that sacrifices himself killing a bunch of zombies with me.

Thus far, the best answer has been 'give them Dawah'. Lol
 
Perhaps, I will hide in a corner and begin praying..
 
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