In Soviet Russia jokes...

[unknown12]

In Soviet Russia, television watches you.

In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

In America, this joke sounds funny.
In Soviet Russia, this funny sounds joke

In Russia, athletes watch you.

In soviet russia thread bumps you!

In Soviet Russia, you no find Waldo; Waldo find you.

In Soviet Russia, 0 divides by YOU

in Soviet Russia, passengers drive taxi drivers.

In soviet Russia Milk dips Oreo

In soviet Russia Cake Cuts you

 

[unknown12]

For those of you who haven’t heard these jokes before, basically a ‘In Soviet Russia’ joke is:
“ a joke where the punchline is a reverse of what is normal. Sometimes produces screamingly funny results, often produces a yawn. “ It can get lame, but it’s kind of stupid humour .

Here’s a few more:

In Soviet Russia, life hate you!

In Soviet Russian Book Learn You!

IN Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, book reads YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, immigrants deport YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Question answer YOU

 

[Iceee]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia,
Poems write you!

 

[Jedi_Mindset]

 

[unknown12]

Lol ^^

 

[GuestFellow]

I love this topic.

In Soviet Russia, candy eats you!

 

[ardianto]

Stalin ask a school boy

"Who is your mother?"
"My mother is Soviet Union!"
"Good!. Who is your father?"
"My father is Communist Party!"
"Very good! Then, what's your dream for the future?"
"Become an orphan"