Is being a Muslim good for your health?

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north_malaysian said:
Yeah... unfortunately pigs cant scratch themselves..... their legs are too short.
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Pigs are nasty. I've read stories about people who sleep in the barn with their beloved pigs only to end up being nibbled and chewed on their fingers and ears.

What I don't understand about people who left the fold of Islam is their statement about Islam being oppressive and all. I mean, the only oppressive thing about Islam is that it doesn't allow me to defecate while running naked around my village. How oppressive is that!! ~sarcasm~
 
Muslim Knight said:
Pigs are nasty. I've read stories about people who sleep in the barn with their beloved pigs only to end up being nibbled and chewed on their fingers and ears.

What I don't understand about people who left the fold of Islam is their statement about Islam being oppressive and all. I mean, the only oppressive thing about Islam is that it doesn't allow me to defecate while running naked around my village. How oppressive is that!! ~sarcasm~
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you are oppressed - you have no pigs to scratch, so you must find something better to fill in your spare time. :giggling:
 
Do I detect humor being injected into this thread. I must find my handy rule book that states that it is forbidden to make make grouchy mods laugh.

If I can remember where I left that rule book you guys are in big trouble. I know the rule has something to do with blatantly causing me to smile.

ratzafratz I smiled and my face cracked.

Go ahead and have fun for the next 15 minutes. It will take me that long to remember how to close a thread.

advance warning this thread will be closed at 2:38 CST
 
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