Is saying OMG haram

[Umm Abed]

Don't use the word "fat" so easily. You might get hit by a rolling pin.

Omd!

 

[Kiro]

So which race do you belong to? And you'd better not say "Japanese".

Bengali. They can be a mix of everything. Though... I want join the Strawberry milk clan.

There is so much wrong with this statement, where did you get those facts from? :skeleton:.

Would you rather want a fat wife who can't move much or a healthy wife who can complete all the house chores properly and run after the kids? I wouldn't be particularly impressed if someone wanted me to be fat, *never ever*.

And there's that age-old fact 'The way to man's heart is through his stomach', which suggest the opposite is true.

You are probabbly distraught from the manipulative tactician that lies within Man, marriage is like a horse race. A war. Even to say chess.


Besides, we are all fat and we just haven't realised it. We all have fat cells.

 

[noraina]

You are probabbly distraught from the manipulative tactician that lies within Man, marriage is like a horse race. A war. Even to say chess.


Besides, we are all fat and we just haven't realised it. We all have fat cells.

True, but its okay as long as we make sure they don't multiply tooo much.

Akhi, don't think of marriage like war - I think you need to read through the Happy Muslim Husband and Wife Thread, if you treat it like a race or chess game you'll lose - don't underestimate how manipulative women can be.

 

[Kiro]

There is so much wrong with this statement, where did you get those facts from? :skeleton:.

Notification squad!

Give the evidence that the womens weakness is the dunya!

@Huzaifah ibn Adam

Also, I didn't say to make the wife 'fat' like overweight. Otherwise, that was a joke. Fatten her up. Besides, it is good because it implies a good marriage because it implies you take your wife to dates which implies you take the wife to a restaurant or something.

Besides, I would love a fat wife all the same. I had read, one of the first wives of the Prophet :saws1: after our mother Khadija was described to be Elderly and 'fat' so it isn't so bad when one of our mothers was described this way. Besides you can be healthy with a bit of a pot belly.

 

[Kiro]

Akhi, don't think of marriage like war -

Two adults, grown Human beings sharing the same fridge. I think I have made my point clear.

 

[noraina]

Also, I didn't say to make the wife 'fat' like overweight. Otherwise, that was a joke. Fatten her up. Besides, it is good because it implies a good marriage because it implies you take your wife to dates which implies you take the wife to a restaurant or something.

Besides, I would love a fat wife all the same. I had read, one of the first wives of the Prophet after our mother Khadija was described to be Elderly and 'fat' so it isn't so bad when one of our mothers was described this way. Besides you can be healthy with a bit of a pot belly.

As long as you are both happy akhi, whatever size or shape the happiness comes in, what else would we want?

Two adults, grown Human beings sharing the same fridge. I think I have made my point clear.

Get two fridges, then there'll be no wars.

 

[Huzaifah ibn Adam]

Bengali. They can be a mix of everything. Though... I want join the Strawberry milk clan.

There's a strawberry milk clan? I notice you always capitalise "Strawberry". Like, "the Strawberry milk clan". That's dedication right there. You have lots of loyalty towards Strawberry milk. (I'm even doing it myself.)

 

[Huzaifah ibn Adam]

Notification squad!

Give the evidence that the womens weakness is the dunya!

@Huzaifah ibn Adam

Men and women are equally weak towards the Dunyaa. It is not just women.

Women are part of Dunyaa, and look how weak many men are when it comes to resisting women...

 

[Huzaifah ibn Adam]

Two adults, grown Human beings sharing the same fridge. I think I have made my point clear.

As long as I have a six-pack of Ginger Beer, it's fine. And one of Root Beer.

 

[Kiro]

As long as you are both happy akhi, whatever size or shape the happiness comes in, what else would we want?



Get two fridges, then there'll be no wars.

Don't you know the hadith about the stomach of the son of Adam?

 

[Kiro]

There's a strawberry milk clan? I notice you always capitalise "Strawberry". Like, "the Strawberry milk clan". That's dedication right there. You have lots of loyalty towards Strawberry milk. (I'm even doing it myself.)

Well done on the emphasis brother

 

[زهراء]

3ajeeb! What the thread began with and what it looks like now[emoji23] [emoji28]
Quite amusing though

 

[noraina]

Don't you know the hadith about the stomach of the son of Adam?

There are several ahadith concerning the stomach and eating. Which one are you referring to?

 

[Huzaifah ibn Adam]

It may be a reference to either of these two Ahaadeeth:

Rasoolullaah صلى الله عليه وسلم said:

ما ملأ آدمي وعاء شرا من بطن بحسب ابن آدم أكلات يقمن صلبه، فإن كان لا محالة فثلث لطعامه وثلث لشرابه وثلث لنفسه

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"The son of Aadam does not a fill a container worse than his stomach. Sufficient for the son of Aadam are a few morsels (of food) to keep his back straight. If he insists, then one third (of his stomach should be) for food, one third for water and one third for his breathing." [Narrated in Sunan at-Tirmidhee.]


Or this Hadeeth:

لو أن لابن آدم وادياً من ذهب أحب أن يكون له واديان، ولن يملأ فاه إلا التراب، ويتوب الله على من تاب

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"If the son of Aadam had a valley of gold, he would want to have two valleys (i.e. he would not rest until he has another one). Nothing will fill his mouth (i.e. nothing will terminate his greed) except dust (i.e. when he is put in the grave). And, Allaah accepts the repentance of the one who repents unto Him." [Narrated in Saheeh al-Bukhaari.]

 

[sister herb]

If a person sees something good, they should say "Maashaa'Allaah".

People whose own language isn´t Arabic, might not remember to say it by Arabic when they surprisingly see something cute. What about saying it by everybody´s own language?

"Voi Herran jestas sentään kun on söpö pupu."

 

[Huzaifah ibn Adam]

In the beginning they may forget to say it, but definitely with a bit of effort they will eventually remember it, In Shaa Allaah. Just like how people of all races and languages know the Islaamic greeting despite it being in Arabic. They also know phrases like Jazaakallaah, Alhamdulillaah, etc.

 

[noraina]

"Voi Herran jestas sentään kun on söpö pupu."

Is that ma'sha'Allah in Finnish sis?

 

[Kiro]

If a person sees something good, they should say "Maashaa'Allaah".

Where did this tradition began? I feel like it is redundant to say because obviously Allah willed it. Just like everything else. So you're just stating the obvious.

 

[sister herb]

Is that ma'sha'Allah in Finnish sis?

= "Oh my God, how cute bunny."

It´s just an example. It´s quite same but we might not use in our everyday speech exactly similar phases like in English or in Arabic but it´s near of it.