Is Your PC male or female? Lol

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I named my laptop "syarief", but syarief has just now spoken in a feminine voice :skeleton::skeleton::skeleton:

It's kinda creepy to realize syarief has either undergone sex change or that he just has very effeminate manner
Should I change its name?

I changed my PC's name from Julia to Maverick now. :p
 
Female... I feel guilty for touching it. It's not part of my mahram.

Even typing this was an effort for my conscious to overcome... (insert facepalm here) If I don't log back on - you know why.

Scimi
 
lol, i think you can change the voice in narrator
there's microsoft sam, and microsoft anna, and the new mike and mary

edit: i dunno if u can change it, sam comes on xp, anna comes on vista and 7, will look into it InshaAllah
edit 2: found it:
http://www.zero2000.com/articles/best-free-windows-narrator-voices-you-can-use.html

I read the article - but can I change the female voice on my laptop? I don't like the idea of a woman looking after my things ;D (runs from the lynch mob)

Scimi
 
Sounds like a plan ;D

I got a packard bell easynote laptop

Intel core i3-2310M processor
4GB ram
500GB HDD
1.3mp HD webcam that never gets used.
...and uhm, what else? hmmm... 15.6 inch 16:9 HD LED LCD screen and DVD super multi DL drive

Oh yeah - my laptop is white, and trimmed metallic. It's a nice looker, come to think of it - it is a bit girly (facepalm)

State your specs lol

Scimi
 
:ooh:


FEMALE LAPTOPS WILL RULE THE WORLD!


SAVE YOURSELVES GUYS AND GIVE YOUR FEMALE LAPTOPS AWAY TO POOR WOMEN WHO CANT AFFORD THEM OR NEED NEW ONES.

(P.S my ones broken, so IM for taking anyone of you guys' PC/Laptop :D )
 
It's black, looks very robust, doesn't have a webcam, it's a Lenovo and seems to be quite fragile as I had to replace the fan after I punched the keyboard (:hiding:)
Hmm.. definitely male.

Don't know any of that techy speccy stuff.

SAVE YOURSELVES GUYS AND GIVE YOUR FEMALE LAPTOPS AWAY TO POOR WOMEN WHO CANT AFFORD THEM OR NEED NEW ONES.

;D
 
*kisses female laptop goodbye and covers with bubble wrap*

Uh, sis... do I have to send it to you? *cries a river*... *does repeat facepalms* "Why did I buy this thing?"
 
:uuh:
You can keep it, don't want to subject my laptop to a display of such shocking emotion if you ever had to part!
 
:p(I knew that would work) "aaah, so how to go about changing that female voice then?";D

I know this is offtopic but it's kinda related. 4 days ago, a canary flew into my dads shop and wouldn't leave. My dad let it stay in the shop overnight. Next day, we bought it home and let it fly around the back room... day after, we decided to get it a nice cage and loadsa goodies...

Today we decided to get it a friend. Another canary, but we didn't go to get it because we needed to discover what its' sex was.

Turns out the canary is a female and we now are getting it a Mr Right Stuff canary (on Wednesday)...

... Discovering whether it was a female or not tho, was kinda tricky as you can imagine. But discovering my laptop is a female? Now that was just down right weird!

Scimi

EDIT: Poor thing had to go through all this torture... next time I won't suffocate it with bubble wrap. And I'll leave it plugged into the charger for good measure :p
 
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Salaam alaikum!

Lol people getting serious here! haha! both my PC and my laptop are female ;D hurray!!

P.S. my friend's notebook is male so i know my laptop will go into safe hands if ever it gets married ROFL! :p

wasalaam!
 
^^^dislike lol

i don't want to take the risks yet...maybe one day when i'm brave enough.
 
Mine is a dude. His name is Sam. We had some talk, he told me he really didn't like this stupid job.
 

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