Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #

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My little nephews are so hilarious, one day the youngest one who is only 2 came up to me as he saw me laying my head on the pillow.

He then reached over to my belly and patted it.

I then asked him, ''what're you doing Adnan?"

Then he said, ''teking for baby!''

Another time my little cousin who's 7 wanted to stay over at my grandma's house so badly, so he came over with us.

All of a sudden we're all sitting down eating some pizza and then he asks my grandma, ''are you fat?"

I fled the scene. :heated:

My sis is a year older than me (she was 3 at the time) and she used to jump on people and ask them, ''are you my sister?''

And once they said, ''no''. She'd be like, ''why? But Allaah said we're all Adam and Eve's children?"

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

well everytime my niece of 4 use to get home she use to run straight upstairs to her (grandpa) dada who had a huge huge stomach and rest her feet on it as though it is a footstool. when asked why she'd say "it warms up my feet" lol

this was EVERYTIME, she came home and just ran upstairs to her grandpa lol may Allah have mercy upon him

 

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Tekking for baby ;D :-[

 

[Pk_#2]

*NOTE* IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED DONT READ !

i was 6 ok SIX


scenario: me and uncle at the table


me: looks at cereal box

uncle: are you hungry?

me: no

uncle: have you had breakfast?

me: no

uncle: im going to give you some:

me: NO !!

uncle: why?

me: i want amma to do it!

uncle: why not me?

me: but you havent washed your hands, its still black :$ (my uncle was naturally dark skinned and i was clearly an idiot)

;D Dhurro!

Yesterday Yamin jumped on poppas back while he was praying and from the top bunk you can't see what he's doing, so JJ checking up on him (Y), she's like Yamin what are you doing? He goes. 'riding my horsie' and poppa burst out laughing ;D then he had to shift rooms 'coz Yamin woudn't leave him alone! :giggling:

 

[Re.TiReD]

well everytime my niece of 4 use to get home she use to run straight upstairs to her (grandpa) dada who had a huge huge stomach and rest her feet on it as though it is a footstool. when asked why she'd say "it warms up my feet" lol

this was EVERYTIME, she came home and just ran upstairs to her grandpa lol may Allah have mercy upon him

ameen. Aww when kids love somebody they show it in real cute ways masha'Allah

 

[Pk_#2]

Lol Ameena =$

well everytime my niece of 4 use to get home she use to run straight upstairs to her (grandpa) dada who had a huge huge stomach and rest her feet on it as though it is a footstool. when asked why she'd say "it warms up my feet" lol

this was EVERYTIME, she came home and just ran upstairs to her grandpa lol may Allah have mercy upon him

Aww My lil brother is addicted to my moms feet! Even in his slee he turns side ways just so his feet could be next to moms, btw time it's morning he's shift beds on to moms one!

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

ameen. Aww when kids love somebody they show it in real cute ways masha'Allah

LOVE?

also EVERY morning when my dad would get up from sleep to go bathroom with the intention of lying down again, she would take his position and blanket lol. and he'd always laugh and go to her grandmother saying "shes stolen my bed and blanket yet again!".

cheeky lil thing may Allah guide her to becoming a truelly pious mu'minah, Ameen

 

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Tekking for baby ;D :-[

He does it on purpose, cause I always see him laughing afterwards. Clever kid.

He always calls me ''grandma'' and I tell him, ''no Adnan, I'm your Aunt''. He's like, ''but you no have baby??'' And then he tugs on my hijab. Then I'm like, ''what?" Then he tries to pat my stomach again, and I tell him ''no''. Then he's like, ''but I tekk again!! you say no so i tekk again'' SubhanAllaah the kid is a doc in the making.

His older brother Kadar went with him and his mum to Germany in the summer recently and he didn't understand anything that they were saying. ''He's like, mommy, alien??''

He would call his Dad in the night and then tell him to take care of his bed for him and that he will come back. And then when he was lonely he would tell his Dad, ''you go gari (car) and come okay?" He doesn't realise that Germany is in a completely different continent. ;D

 

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Lol Ameena =$



Aww My lil brother is addicted to my moms feet! Even in his slee he turns side ways just so his feet could be next to moms, btw time it's morning he's shift beds on to moms one!

Babeh loves feet too...and arms.....he bites mine loads. And when I'm sleeping he pokes my cheeks <_<

LOVE?

also EVERY morning when my dad would get up from sleep to go bathroom with the intention of lying down again, she would take his position and blanket lol. and he'd always laugh and go to her grandmother saying "shes stolen my bed and blanket yet again!".

cheeky lil thing may Allah guide her to becoming a truelly pious mu'minah, Ameen

LOVE its lovee!

Its like all my cousins....whenever my grandfather makes wudhu ready for salah etc....he asks for a glass of water to be set ready for him when he comes down, dunno why but he just likes a drink of water after wudhu. And after he's taken a sip or two literally ALL my cousins try to get to him first to take a sip from the same glass and the same spot he places his lips....and when u ask em why they'll say the glass smells of his itr and they love it. Lol

Its soo cuteee :statisfie

 

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He does it on purpose, cause I always see him laughing afterwards. Clever kid.

He always calls me ''grandma'' and I tell him, ''no Adnan, I'm your Aunt''. He's like, ''but you no have baby??'' And then he tugs on my hijab. Then I'm like, ''what?" Then he tries to pat my stomach again, and I tell him ''no''. Then he's like, ''but I tekk again!! you say no so i tekk again'' SubhanAllaah the kid is a doc in the making.

His older brother Kadar went with him and his mum to Germany in the summer recently and he didn't understand anything that they were saying. ''He's like, mommy, alien??''

He would call his Dad in the night and then tell him to take care of his bed for him and that he will come back. And then when he was lonely he would tell his Dad, ''you go gari (car) and come okay?" He doesn't realise that Germany is in a completely different continent. ;D

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LOL 'tek'....now that is tres cute ;D masha'Allah

I remem when we went to spain my lil sis kept asking where the 'pink room' was. She kept saying, 'but I dont like it here, I want to go back to the pink room'....meaning my room coz its pink. lol. She thought it was just round the corner or summin

 

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:wasalamex

LOL 'tek'....now that is tres cute ;D masha'Allah

I remem when we went to spain my lil sis kept asking where the 'pink room' was. She kept saying, 'but I dont like it here, I want to go back to the pink room'....meaning my room coz its pink. lol. She thought it was just round the corner or summin

Awwwww mashaAllaah.

My sis was a trouble maker when she was young, in Kenya we lived in a pretty big villa (cost of living is cheap) so my sis and I were in the den and then my Dad came in and wanted to watch the news. The TV's remote wasn't working and conveniently that day we were waiting for them to bring a new one for our room. So anyway, my Dad kept saying, ''Up, no down, no up, no down, no up, no down, no up, no down''. Until my sister went berserk and started crying she's like, ''up and down and up downuuuuuhhhh!''

She also thought our mom was our sister, she goes, ''abayoo, come play with me!''

And she thought our bro was our maid cause he's much darker than us, and she's like, ''boyso, biyo (which means, ''maid, water'').

 

[Pk_#2]

He does it on purpose, cause I always see him laughing afterwards. Clever kid.

He always calls me ''grandma'' and I tell him, ''no Adnan, I'm your Aunt''. He's like, ''but you no have baby??'' And then he tugs on my hijab. Then I'm like, ''what?" Then he tries to pat my stomach again, and I tell him ''no''. Then he's like, ''but I tekk again!! you say no so i tekk again'' SubhanAllaah the kid is a doc in the making.

His older brother Kadar went with him and his mum to Germany in the summer recently and he didn't understand anything that they were saying. ''He's like, mommy, alien??''

He would call his Dad in the night and then tell him to take care of his bed for him and that he will come back. And then when he was lonely he would tell his Dad, ''you go gari (car) and come okay?" He doesn't realise that Germany is in a completely different continent. ;D

Lool! Aww, is it just tekking or poKing?

Babeh loves feet too...and arms.....he bites mine loads. And when I'm sleeping he pokes my cheeks <_<

Yay I taught him to poKe people, every kid has there own wai of grabbing on to momma be it tugging hair, touching cheeks, pulling bra straps...;D

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

one of my younga cousins neva really use to like it when girls use to enter the boys room (he was 9 at the time) so everytime a girl use to come in he use to ask her if she liked one of the boys and that wud of course make her run away red faced.

lol

cheeky lil bugger

 

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Awwwww mashaAllaah.

My sis was a trouble maker when she was young, in Kenya we lived in a pretty big villa (cost of living is cheap) so my sis and I were in the den and then my Dad came in and wanted to watch the news. The TV's remote wasn't working and conveniently that day we were waiting for them to bring a new one for our room. So anyway, my Dad kept saying, ''Up, no down, no up, no down, no up, no down, no up, no down''. Until my sister went berserk and started crying she's like, ''up and down and up downuuuuuhhhh!''

She also thought our mom was our sister, she goes, ''abayoo, come play with me!''

And she thought our bro was our maid cause he's much darker than us, and she's like, ''boyso, biyo (which means, ''maid, water'').

LOLLL so thats what abayo means? I've always wondered

Lool! Aww, is it just tekking or poKing?



Yay I taught him to poKe people, every kid has there own wai of grabbing on to momma

Yeh cept he aint my kid <_< u taught him wrong innit ;D

 

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Lool! Aww, is it just tekking or poKing?

He's checking if I'm pregnant lol. But he pats, not pokes, he's not a violent kid. Only if you take away his raisins. :hmm:

 

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He's checking if I'm pregnant lol. But he pats, not pokes, he's not a violent kid. Only if you take away his raisins. :hmm:

Once my uncle was in .... erm, lol shudnt we move this to sisters section? :-[

PK?

 

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LOLLL so thats what abayo means? I've always wondered



Yeh cept he aint my kid <_< u taught him wrong innit ;D

Yeah, it means sister, but we say it all the time. Even if we don't know eachother we'll just say ''abayoo''. My mum doesn't even say it lol, it's like slang now.

My little cousin is 7, and one day we came back from dinner, so as we're walking out he tells me that I smell like beef. I'm like, ''okay Zakaria''. :sunny:

Then he goes up to my brother and goes, ''you smell like George Bush''.

And then he goes up to our uncle and goes, ''you smell like Hillary Clinton. Like a loser! A bad loser!''

 

[Pk_#2]

one of my younga cousins neva really use to like it when girls use to enter the boys room (he was 9 at the time) so everytime a girl use to come in he use to ask her if she liked one of the boys and that wud of course make her run away red faced.

lol

cheeky lil bugger

Well boys usually do this cover up thing, so if he's telling em to get lost, he really wants em next to him

So when boys like you, they beat you up, Boys are scary,

You know when we be's lil we dun wana be anywhere next to the dudes, and there's this one boy (bless him ;D) he used to like ma art work and used to keep complementing it and of corse wiv all ma mates I used to be like 'ewwwwwwwwwy get away from ma stuff!!' and ma mates wer like les beat him up, so we lokd him in the design technology room and beat him up (omg we wer so violent :hiding and den he told his mom :giggling:

:mmokay:

 

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Yeah, it means sister, but we say it all the time. Even if we don't know eachother we'll just say ''abayoo''. My mum doesn't even say it lol, it's like slang now.

My little cousin is 7, and one day we came back from dinner, so as we're walking out he tells me that I smell like beef. I'm like, ''okay Zakaria''. :sunny:

Then he goes up to my brother and goes, ''you smell like George Bush''.

And then he goes up to our uncle and goes, ''you smell like Hillary Clinton. Like a loser! A bad loser!''

;D some cute kids in ur fam masha'Allah ;D most of the kids in our fam and the cousins are still in the 'goo-goo gaa-gaa' stage oh and they dribble, loads hew:

 

[Pk_#2]

Yeah, it means sister, but we say it all the time. Even if we don't know eachother we'll just say ''abayoo''. My mum doesn't even say it lol, it's like slang now.

My little cousin is 7, and one day we came back from dinner, so as we're walking out he tells me that I smell like beef. I'm like, ''okay Zakaria''. :sunny:

Then he goes up to my brother and goes, ''you smell like George Bush''.

And then he goes up to our uncle and goes, ''you smell like Hillary Clinton. Like a loser! A bad loser!''

Lol! Poor uncle we pick on r uncle aswell coz he's a freshie ;D

No Amatul Wadudy babeh,

Reminder: Thou shalt keep this thread free from sisterly bickering? ;D