kidz will Be Kidz!!

[Mawaddah]

if i tell you a funny story you must all promise me that you WON'T laugh!!

What's the purpose of you telling a funny story then!!! Of course Imma laugh

 

[Mawaddah]

when i was a kid, i used to wonder what it was like to be a drawring.

LOL Sis , I remember I used to do that tooooooooooooooooo ;D ;D and I used to wonder how in the world did people get into TV?


And I remember when I was smaller, for some reason I used to think that when you grew bigger you would grow in these 'spurts' so I used to worry that if I suddenly woke up and was as tall as my mother, I wouldn't have any clothes to fit me and would have to hide in the cupboard naked until my mommy went and bought me some new clothes :giggling: :giggling: I think I continued to think like that until I was 7 years old..........than it gradually dawned on me that people grow gradually ;D

 

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"if you dont become muslim you gnna end up in heeeeelllll!!!!!"

Ahh nooooooooooooo u didnt!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[Hijaabi22]

i rememba one time wen i was in yr 2, think i was 7 or sumthin my parents told me non-muslims will go to hell. Next day i went into skool tellin everyone,

"if you dont become muslim you gnna end up in heeeeelllll!!!!!"

lol got told off bigtime for that

:giggling: :giggling: ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[Mawaddah]

[MOUSE] Oh And I got another one of my silly childhood memories[/MOUSE]

When I was younger I used to read lots and lots of Enid Blyton stories you know, and for those who used to read her books, you know that plenty of her stories were about gnomes and goblins and pixies and witches and fairies and all what not. Well me being a little kid, I used to beleive in some of her stories :-[. So one day I read one of the stories and it was talking about how some kids whenever they wanted something they used to leave a little note in the garden where the fairies lived and then the fairies used to give them whatever they wanted. And according to the book fairies lived in places where there were mushrooms and all that............and so I got quite excited because in the back of my yard we had alot of those little mushroom thingies growing


So anyway I got all my cousins together and we wrote out a whole bunch of stuff on little notes and we went to the back yard where the mushrooms were and left the notes there alongside with little presents for the fairies......ribbons and chocolates and all that ;D

1 day passed.....2 days passed.......1 week passed......and still no response from the fairies!! me and my cousins were so pissed off!!! we were so mad!! we were like [MAD]WE'RE GONNA KILL ALL THOSE FAIRIES!![/MAD] ;D ;D ;D

So we were looking for ways to kill the fairies and I remembered from another enid blyton book that if you say " I dont beleive in fairies " somewhere in this world a little fairy drops down and dies, so me and my cousins (we're raving mad now ;D ) we go rush outside and start screaming WE DONT BELEIVE IN FAIRIES!!!! .....maybe for over an hour we were there chanting that.........



And then later on we were happy and gloating over the fact that we killed all the fairies......................... ;D ;D ;D


So silly eh? I tell you, these fairy tales can really twist up a childs mind

 

[Mawaddah]

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

Abd'Majid your'e not the only one ;D ;D ;D ;D I used to do the same things toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ;D ;D


And guess what, our cousins (christians) used to live next door to us and I would go preaching them all sorts of 'islamic' things :X
For example, my cousin used to like to wear these tight shorts, so I told her " You'd better cover up your legs bettina!!! in Islam if you show off your legs like that, the devil comes and kisses them up!! '
;D ;D ;D ;D and of course she went and put on long pants

LOL mashAllah Alhamdullilah may Allah reward such efforts

 

[S_87]

did anyone as a kid believe in bloody mary?

oh we couldnt even go in the school toilets alone because * people had witnessed her blood coming out of taps instead of water*

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

at a point however i did believe in candyman... :uuh: , my bro once dared me to say it in the mirror five times when our houses power failed and we was livin on candles!!! only one candle in da whole house and he dares me to take that candle, go to the mirror, luk at my reflection and say candyman five times!!! lol i wudda dun it if i wasnt only 9ish :uuh:

 

[Sister_6038]

AsilahRana
What's the purpose of you telling a funny story then!!! Of course Imma laugh

im blushing, its too embarassing i may tell it incognito

Aalimah
Depends how funny the story is

its funny to me....its something to do with me, the teletubbies, my brother and a MAJOR long lasting feud....muhahaha...now tell me that doesnt sound funny!!

Abd'Majid
I PROMISE NOTHING DAMMIT!!!

language.....please....*shakes head*

 

[Muslimaatan]

SALAMZ BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
I was only small…but my brother was smaller…his name Is Muhammad
I was around 4yrs and Muhammad was around 2
We wer sitting in a room playing
Muhammad was chanting la illaha ilulla Muhammad durasoolullah….and he carried on chanting it….
And I was jus listening…then it registered …and I didn’t like it…so I stopped playing….got up…..and bonked him one!.......he stopped chanting extremely confused
“NO!”…..its la illaha ilulla A’ishah durasoolallah!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZZ......awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...lolzzz..:-D I love kidz soooooo much..thyre sooo cute...not all the times thoo//:-D

 

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wen i was a kid i loved playin hide n seek....once it was my turn to hide so i hid under a table or sumthin...an closed my eyes....my philosophy was that if i cudnt see me neither cud any1 else.....an it was th best hidin place evr...until my brother creeped up from behind and pinched me...makin me jump so bad i banged my head on th chair...an then he laughed.....
so once wen it was his turn to hide i ran away....an he waited for me 4 ages cramped into his smelly old hidin place....an wen he came out he had a cramp in his behind....an then it was my turn to laugh...

U just make me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

 

[IceQueen~]

my li'l sis once asked my mom ''mummy when r 'you' getting married?''
when my mom laughed and replied she already was, my poor confused sister asked in a very surprised voice WHEN?!;D

 

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my li'l sis once asked my mom ''mummy when r 'you' getting married?''
when my mom laughed and replied she already was, my poor confused sister asked in a very surprised voice WHEN?!;D

Looooooooooooooooooooooooz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

 

[IceQueen~]

my mom told us a joke about everyone waiting for this lady to have her baby so they could know what it was (boy or girl). when the baby arrived, the husband sent a message that ''the parcel's arrived, 'tassle' attached'''
at first i was confused-i didn't get the 'tassle' bit(referring to fact it was boy), when my little bro says "oh that's the umbilical chord!'':giggling:

 

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my li'l sis once asked my mom ''mummy when r 'you' getting married?''
when my mom laughed and replied she already was, my poor confused sister asked in a very surprised voice WHEN?!;D

Lollllllllll jokezzzzzz ;D HAHA!;D

 

[The Ruler]

i dunno but i do rememba da first tym wen i started standin up to ppl....it was wen i was first appointed as the class monitor in kuwait in year 4....da gal hu was da class monitoe first got angry n started sayin dat i cant control da class..../n das wen i stood up for myself cuz i said...'as if u can control em betta' n dat shut er up cuz dat was da first tym i stood up to er...she ws 13 n i was only 9....i still rememba it cuz dat was da first signs of aggressiveness from me

 

[Snowflake]

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lol did any1 get tied up 2 d staircase??n did any1 hav dem funky strap thins dat has a lead @ d end?? cos me did , awww child memories r heavy!! mashallah

n i rememba wen we used 2 play knock down ginger (wen u knok on ppls doors & runaway) n @ 1st i woz scared 2 knock on ppls doors, so i used 2 knock on my own door n runaway lol tinkin bk now, im finkin WHYY?? :embarrass

lolol^
my middle bro was fighting with me and my younger bro so I had a brain wave and told him we'd play a game where I tie him to the staircase and count how fast he gets out. I tied him so he couldnt get out and left him there til our mom came home. Bliss!!! ;D

and we use to play 'knock-door-run' lol scary when u think sum big bloke is gonna chase u down the street.. but my fave one to rattle peoples door-knockers by tying string to them then hiding behind fences and pulling the strings. Man it was so funny when they'd come out, see no one there and go back in. Then we'd do it again ;D ;D ;D

 

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Awwww u were such a sweet kid.

 

[Snowflake]

^Peer pressure sis :'( lol

Omg I remember when my grandfather came to stay from pakistan and for sum reason me and my sis didn't like him. So we'd wet toilet paper and throw bombs at him when he was in his bedroom. We ended up with blobs of pink tissue on the walls where we'd missed our target :embarrass *hides in shame*