knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

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Jslayton said:
Okay this one is a bit lame but here you go...

Knock knock
whos there ?

Goat
Goat who ?

Goat tee thats who
;p
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Haha, someone really likes goats jk.

Under the theme of goats:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!

Some random ones which aren't too bad :)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio Who ?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces!
 
knock knock
whos there
 
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Harry
Harry
who?
Harry up and open the door


Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Wooden
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to know

Who's there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a bad joke!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the
heat, it's freezing in here!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the
window and find out!
 
Jslayton said:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a bad joke!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the
heat, it's freezing in here!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the
window and find out!
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:lol:

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
hafsa
hafsa who?
hafsam (have some)patience ,i'll tell you in a mo.
 
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rita
Rita Who?
Rita book, you might learn something

last one for today :P
might learn something!
 
Jslayton said:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rita
Rita Who?
Rita book, you might learn something

last one for today :P
might learn something!
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:D same.


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Why are you asking?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts !

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
 
Iceee said:
Knock knock.
Who's there?

Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Britney Spears who?
Oops I did it again!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
 
This is an old one;

Knock knock
Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie-cue (Barbecue)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Doctor Who!



Cheese-y jokes or what. :heated:

Lol
 
Qurratul Ayn said:
Aaaaaawwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love ya too
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aw how cute made me smile :D lol


Qurratul Ayn said:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie-cue (Barbecue)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Doctor Who!
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not actually heard the barbie one before lol but the doctor one yup.

Mewtew: Knock knock.
Trainer: Who's there?
Mewtew: Mewt.
Trainer: Mewt who?
Mewtwo: Yes.
 

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