knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

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hehe, that's the only one I know. I'll have to make one up now :D

Knock knock

who'se there?

Terra

Terra who?

terra baap, darwaza khol, chaabi bhoolgaya :D (ooh that was pretty good)

Scimi
 
Knock Knock

Who is there?

Robin

Robin who?

And batman too! nananananana

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Not the best one, but this is my first attempt.
 
GuestFellow said:
Don't get it...
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ooops, ignore what I wrote earlier, I was thinking you was referring to the norfolk joke...

...The Terra Baap, darwaza khol, chaabi bhool ghaya = "your father, open the door, i forgot the key" in urdu/hindi

Scimi
 
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hehe, that's the only one I know. I'll have to make one up now:D

Knock knock

who'se there?

Terra

Terra who?

terra baap, darwaza khol, chaabi bhoolgaya :D (ooh that was pretty good)

Scimi
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:lol:

Cracked me up. And, yep, it was pretty good.
 
Old time classic (well to me)
Q-Knock Knock
A-Who's there?
Q-Dr
A-Dr who?
DR WHOOOOO!!! *insert theme tune*:p


Q- Knock knock
A-Who's there?
Q-I eat mop
A-I eat mop who ....lol say it out louuuuudd:D
 
username95 said:
Q- Knock knock
A-Who's there?
Q-I eat mop
A-I eat mop who ....lol say it out louuuuudd
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love it! haha!! :)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda door opens, I'll stop da knocking

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, I'm coming in through the window!
 
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A bear with a hat on.
A bear with a hat on?! Cool!
(door opens, man is mauled)

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A beach ball.
A talking beach ball?! I've gotta see this!
(door opens, multiple gun shots)

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Santa Claus.
Santa Claus? At this hour?!
(door opens, man pushes his way inside and takes stuff)
Have a safe holiday everyone.

1. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

6. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!
 
assalam o alikum
Yesterday i was reading a joke received on my cell phone. i will share it here. but within that joke i want to leave a message here... may be it sound funny. but .. anyways! lets start
" Aik sardar restuarnat mai tea pee raha tha
kay kisi ne us se kaha
Sardar G tea mai makhi hai
Sardar ne jawab dia phir kia huwa
Dil bara hona chahye Makhi ne kitna pee lena hai "

now i want to share here that, we should try that if someone is getting benefits from us because of its helplessness then we should co-operate with them whole heartily
 
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
 
Knock knowk
who's there?
hee
he who?
hee haw hee haw hee haw
 
knock knock
whos there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, its overflowing!

knock knock
whos there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get some food?
 

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