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CV of SHAYTAAN
1. PERSONAL INFORMATION
*Name : Iblees, shaytaan
*Title : Laeen, Mardood, khannaas, waswaas, rajeem
*Race : Jinn
*Birthday : Before the birth of man
*Residence : In every heart where fear of Allah is missing
-All places of vanity and disruption
-All homes where zhikr, recitation of Quraan is not established.


2. QUALIFICATION
*Masters Degree in the following :
-To create doubts
-To Halaalise interest, bribe, haraam earnings and other haraam things
-To spread immorality and nudity
*Phd Degree in the following :
-To ignite flames of evil, corruption and wars
-To create innovations and present it as Deen
-To create divisions between couples and sever ties with family


Extra Qualifications
-Pride, arrogance, superiority, deceit and an interest in creating friction
-Capability of running in the veins of humans
-Having the skills to discreetly sway people


4. EXPERIENCE
-Major chairperson in swaying man to indulge in sin and disobedience.
-Working towards stealing man's valuable time.
-Three knots at the back of man's neck preventing him from performing FAJR.

"Did I not enjoin on you, O ye Children of Adam, that ye should not worship Satan; for that he was to you an enemy avowed? #Quran 36:60
 
I certainly wouldn't hire him.

Remember Allah, pray Salah and read the Qur'an. Then say to Shaytan Your FIRED.

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Love this, very clever.

CV of SHAYTAAN
1. PERSONAL INFORMATION
*Name : Iblees, shaytaan
*Title : Laeen, Mardood, khannaas, waswaas, rajeem
*Race : Jinn
*Birthday : Before the birth of man
*Residence : In every heart where fear of Allah is missing
-All places of vanity and disruption
-All homes where zhikr, recitation of Quraan is not established.


2. QUALIFICATION
*Masters Degree in the following :
-To create doubts
-To Halaalise interest, bribe, haraam earnings and other haraam things
-To spread immorality and nudity
*Phd Degree in the following :
-To ignite flames of evil, corruption and wars
-To create innovations and present it as Deen
-To create divisions between couples and sever ties with family


Extra Qualifications
-Pride, arrogance, superiority, deceit and an interest in creating friction
-Capability of running in the veins of humans
-Having the skills to discreetly sway people


4. EXPERIENCE
-Major chairperson in swaying man to indulge in sin and disobedience.
-Working towards stealing man's valuable time.
-Three knots at the back of man's neck preventing him from performing FAJR.

"Did I not enjoin on you, O ye Children of Adam, that ye should not worship Satan; for that he was to you an enemy avowed? #Quran 36:60
 
That is Alan Sugar on the BBC show The Apprentice loll
 

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