Lame Jokes

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  • What do you call a sad cup of coffee?


    Depresso.



    Why do shoemakers go to heaven?


    Because they have good soles.



    Why was the stadium so cold?


    Because there were a lot of fans.    ​





 
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]I don't wanna be Obama self.

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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]because they got lost at C!


What did one plate say to the other?


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South Wales joke against North Walians:

Dai and Ianto were walking down the high street in Bala when they came to a cakeshop. In the window was a huge chocolate sponge. ‘Quick!’ said Dai..’Get in there right now and buy that cake. We can have half each.’

‘Don’t be daft, mun,’ said Ianto. ‘With a cake as big as that we can have more than half each!’

North Wales joke against us South Walians:

What’s the difference between a South Walian and his photograph?....The photo is fully developed.

(We love each other, really).
 
Niblo said:
But of course.....except when they beatus at rugby :facepalm: ;D
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You were great in Euro 2016 if you like soccer :)

I am curious of the relations between the folks of Britain. For example, is there a general negative perception against the English within the Welsh, or Scots or Irish or vice versa? Are you for a separate Wales or as it is within the UK?
 
sister herb said:
^ Please brothers, if you are going to talk here about some serious matters, try to keep it as lame as possible. ;D
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I have been to Wales, it was pretty lame.

Sorry Niblo.

Actually, I really enjoyed my time there. I got to see Cardiff and Thattownwithareallylongnamethatisalljumbledtogetherandnoonecansayitexceptthatbritishweathermanonyoutubebutanywaysitwasgreat.
 
Aryeh Jay said:
I have been to Wales, it was pretty lame.

Sorry Niblo.

Actually, I really enjoyed my time there. I got to see Cardiff and Thattownwithareallylongnamethatisalljumbledtogetherandnoonecansayitexceptthatbritishweathermanonyoutubebutanywaysitwasgreat.
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Ah, that would be ‘Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch’ (Saint Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the church of St. Tysilio of the red cave).

Us Welsh have a way with words.

As for Cardiff: Never considered to be truly Welsh in my day. Valley folk were appalled when it was made the capital city. That honour ought to have gone to Swansea or Aberystwyth (it was felt). Better to cut Cardiff off of Wales altogether, and float it across the Bristol Channel to England (it was said). Time has moved on, and the city is a wee bit more Welshy these days. But still………….

Right: What’s the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually……the Rottweiler lets go! (BBC Programme: ‘Jews Telling Jokes’).

Have a great weekend, and very best regards.
 
anatolian said:
You were great in Euro 2016 if you like soccer :)

I am curious of the relations between the folks of Britain. For example, is there a general negative perception against the English within the Welsh, or Scots or Irish or vice versa? Are you for a separate Wales or as it is within the UK?
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My reply to you has been moved to a new thread: To Wales and beyond.

I've not been ignoring you, brother.
 
anatolian said:
You were great in Euro 2016 if you like soccer :)

I am curious of the relations between the folks of Britain. For example, is there a general negative perception against the English within the Welsh, or Scots or Irish or vice versa? Are you for a separate Wales or as it is within the UK?
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Whoops.....'Of Wales and beyond' :hmm:
 

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