Lobster On School Menu

[Kittygyal]

stare at this for 5 minutes and then let me know if you feel the same inshaAllah

drooling yet? mg:

salamualikum.
mouth watering:enough!:
Ma'assalama

 

[Woodrow]

He smiled at me and I can not resist those eyes. I need to find him and bring him home and name him Charlie.

 

[Kittygyal]

salamualikum.
^ awww bless, he's keeping eye contact with me && wants to give me a cuddle
Ma'assalama

 

[Pygoscelis]

I have an irrational distaste for eating anything I've met. And typically you select your lobster from a tank while it is still alive. They sell them at the supermarket also alive.

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

can those claws cause damage :?

 

[Kittygyal]

salamualikum.
^ remember one thing akhi if you never harm an animal nor a human then they don't harm YOU
Ma'assalama

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

salamualikum.
^ remember one thing akhi if you never harm an animal nor a human then they don't harm YOU
Ma'assalama

i DARE you to stand right in front of a crocodile!!!!

wont do it?
i didnt think so!!

 

[Kittygyal]

i DARE you to stand right in front of a crocodile!!!!

wont do it?
i didnt think so!!

salamualikum.
well if i stand other side and the corcodile is like abit further from me than it will do me no harm unless i tease it like a dog, a dog won't do no harm but if you run it can harm you simple as the crocodile and i know crocodiles are bigger than me so i won't even stand next to one for a matter of fact but as for this lobster i am sure it won't do no harm unless you tease it for some harm dude hmppft!!!
Ma'assalama

by the way there will ALWAYS be my bodyguards with me so will ALL so i guess just recite the dua'ah init lol

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:salamext:

obviously what cant see you wont harm you lol, i mean as soon as it see's you you'd better run therefore what you said before is invalid ! i recall that baboon from babies day out, those guys didnt harm it at all!

 

[MTAFFI]

a lobster is an oversized shrimp with big claws, and they wont hurt you because their claws are rubberbanded shut, i just look in their eyes and say "Lobster! Lobster! There you are! You sure look good to this Kuffar!"

LOL

 

[- Qatada -]

Error ^ Kuffar is plural to kafir [singular.] Which means disbeliever and also means ungrateful.

 

[Kittygyal]

:salamext:

obviously what cant see you wont harm you lol, i mean as soon as it see's you you'd better run therefore what you said before is invalid ! i recall that baboon from babies day out, those guys didnt harm it at all!

Salamualikum.
OH MY DAYS....... lol but what if a dog see's you obviously you don't run because if you do run the dog thinks your teasing it so basically i aint that blodnie to go stand right next to a giant corocadile because i know i won't maybe if there was the keeper with ith but not whislt am alone that will never happen dude not in UK though well then again Allah Hu Alim.
Ma'asalama

 

[MTAFFI]

Error ^ Kuffar is plural to kafir [singular.] Which means disbeliever and also means ungrateful.

I know but I had to make it rhyme!

I know that is what it means, and I am usually in disbelief of how good it tastes! :statisfie

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

I know but I had to make it rhyme!

I know that is what it means, and I am usually in disbelief of how good it tastes! :statisfie

or you also ungrateful as to how it tastes

 

[Woodrow]

The claws on a large loster are capable of breaking an arm. I recall hear stories of Maine lobstermen who have lost hands to a lobster. However, the average person is not capable of swimming deep enough to come face to face with a lobster.

 

[- Qatada -]

Most of mankind are ungrateful.. may Allaah make us of those who are grateful to Allaah for His blessings, since He is our Provider.

And remember! your Lord caused to be declared (publicly): "If ye are grateful, I will add more (favours) unto you; But if ye show ingratitude, truly My punishment is terrible indeed."​

[Qur'an 14:7]​

 

[deen_2007]

stare at this for 5 minutes and then let me know if you feel the same inshaAllah

drooling yet? mg:

OMG!!! is that a real lobster? :giggling: ..it looks plastic and close to a toy!! ....

yep...im NOW literally dying!!! trying lobster has been a dream 4 me for about 2yr now! the only thing stopping me from trying it is... ....i cnt find a resturant here in east london!! imsad ...im so upset...i really want to try it!! & its like £80 a platter here...as i heard!! :raging: ...pls....someone recommend a resturant.....

OR...

someone tell me how to cook it!!!! in simple words! ...i'll buy it from the supermarket...it shall be cheap...but then how do i cook it....OMG!!! im going to do this within a week now.....

someone help me pls!..........:statisfie

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

However, the average person is not capable of swimming deep enough to come face to face with a lobster.

no but they certainly are fat enough to sit in front of a lobster with it on their plate .

And remember! your Lord caused to be declared (publicly): "If ye are grateful, I will add more (favours) unto you; But if ye show ingratitude, truly My punishment is terrible indeed."
[Qur'an 14:7]

jazakAllah khair bro.

 

[Mawaddah]

How to cook a lobster? :? I hear to cook it you just drop it alive in a pot of boiling water. And then when its done boiled and good and dead you take it out and then crack the shell and season it up and stuff.

Am I right or wrong?

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

How to cook a lobster? :? I hear to cook it you just drop it alive in a pot of boiling water. And then when its done boiled and good and dead you take it out and then crack the shell and season it up and stuff.

Am I right or wrong?

i think thats right. sounds like the way KFC treat chickens, im gonna tie myself to a tree soon....