LOL america *tsk tsk*

[truemuslim]

A ’wise’ american went on holidays to Eskimo country and wanted to hunt for a polar bear.
An Eskimo asked him:
- Do you know to shoot?
-Yea
- Do you know to run?
- Yea
- Are you clever enough to go hunting in Arctic?
- Yea
So they went for a long ride on dogslegh and saw a huge bear...
Eskimo jumped out, shouted and started to run madly back to the village.
Perplexed american saw the bear approaching angrily and not knowing what to do shoot it.
Then happy waved to Eskimo and cried:
- Why the hell you left me here with this bear?
Eskimo answered with calm:
- I should believe elders telling all americans are dumb - you told me you’re clever - now tell me how the heck do you want to transport this huge mountain of meat for next 20 kilometers? On your shoulders???
;D

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An american, great fun of ice-fishing, once cought the golden fish, so he could ask 3 wishes.

All he wanted was to go ice-fishing as often as possible, so he said:
- I want to have a big piece of ice-field
- I want an exclusive control over it
- I want to have access to it 365 days a year

So the golden fish made him the manager of covered skating rink.

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American school. Three kids have the last chance to pass to the next class
Teacher asks John:
-John, please spell the word CAT
-C-A-T
- Very good, you passed.
- Mery, please spell the word DOG
- D-O-G
- great, you passed
- And now Ahmed, please spell: DISCRIMINATION OF FOREGINERS ACCORDING TO AMERICAN LEGISLATION

:mmokay:
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Offer of work in arabian travel agency Dzichad
We are looking for pilots for trip to New York, one way only
:giggling:

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It is said that Mohandas Ghandi was asked, "What is your opinion of American civilization?"

His reply: "I think it would be an excellent idea."

Lol

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What’s the difference between an American and an American bomb?

-The bomb is smart enough to know where to find Iraq.

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A British doctor says: "The medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can remove the brain of a man, put it in another man and make him
get a job in six weeks."
A German doctor says: "That’s nothing. We can remove the brain of a
person, put it in another one and prepare him for war in four weeks."
The American doctor, not to be surpassed, says: "Friends, both of
you are outdated. Recently we identified a man without a brain from Texas
and placed him in the White House. Now we have half the country looking
for a job and the other half preparing for war!"

LOL ;D

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Remembe these are just jokes, no offence, im in america, born n raised, why would i be hatin on ...:mmokay:

 

[aminahjaan]

haha this is pretty funny lmaoooo
(laughing my abs of, don't delete it, I'm not talking about the other word"

I have a feeling that you wont live in America when you're older haha

 

[Malaikah]

The brain one is funny lol.

 

[Danah]

A British doctor says: "The medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can remove the brain of a man, put it in another man and make him
get a job in six weeks."
A German doctor says: "That’s nothing. We can remove the brain of a
person, put it in another one and prepare him for war in four weeks."
The American doctor, not to be surpassed, says: "Friends, both of
you are outdated. Recently we identified a man without a brain from Texas
and placed him in the White House. Now we have half the country looking
for a job and the other half preparing for war!"

;D:giggling:;D:giggling:;D:giggling:

 

[Re.TiReD]

lol fankoo

 

[aiyesha]

dis is sooo funny
wer so u gt dis stuff frm