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A man walks into a pet shop, looks around and asks the shopkeeper "how much for the house flies?" The shop keeper replies "we don't sell houseflies". The man replies "but you have 3 of them in your shop window."



BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;D :shade:
 
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Ermm... :hmm:

@ GuestFellow... Did you really find that funny?

...It was sorta lame. Like how my jokes turn out usually... Maybe it sounds better when you actually say it out loud :ermm:
 
Ermm... Must be a fail moment for Blackpool. ;D

No worries Blackpool. We've all had these moments. It's how we learn. :X
 
Ermm... :hmm:

@ GuestFellow... Did you really find that funny?

...It was sorta lame. Like how my jokes turn out usually... Maybe it sounds better when you actually say it out loud :ermm:

I laugh at anything :/
 
Lol if you explain to us what exactly was meant to be funny...then that could possibly change...or make up for it with another one..
 
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my dad told me this joke last weekend. except it was about wasps not flies.
 
The joke was 'funny' but a little corny lol.

For those of you who don't understand the joke, I'll explain it.

A point you need to remember before reading the joke:
1) Animals for sale in petshops are usually infront of the store window, allowing potential buyers to view them and encourage them to visit the shop.

Therefore, the man mistakes the flies (which are flying infront of the store window) to be "for sale".

However, the flies are simply flying around the store (no one buys flies as pets!), yet the man came in and asked how much the store owner was selling them for.
 
The joke was 'funny' but a little corny lol.

For those of you who don't understand the joke, I'll explain it.

A point you need to remember before reading the joke:
1) Animals for sale in petshops are usually infront of the store window, allowing potential buyers to view them and encourage them to visit the shop.

Therefore, the man mistakes the flies (which are flying infront of the store window) to be "for sale".

However, the flies are simply flying around the store (no one buys flies as pets!), yet the man came in and asked how much the store owner was selling them for.

Oooooh :hiding: I think I get it.
 
The joke was 'funny' but a little corny lol.

For those of you who don't understand the joke, I'll explain it.

A point you need to remember before reading the joke:
1) Animals for sale in petshops are usually infront of the store window, allowing potential buyers to view them and encourage them to visit the shop.

Therefore, the man mistakes the flies (which are flying infront of the store window) to be "for sale".

However, the flies are simply flying around the store (no one buys flies as pets!), yet the man came in and asked how much the store owner was selling them for.

you murdered it bro :p
 

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