Malay Language for beginners....

[syilla]

have you been to 'crocodile hanger'
(pernah pergi ke 'buaya sangkut' tak?)

 

[north_malaysian]

Is it not the crocodile thing similar to the legend of the Loch Ness monster?

Ada sepupu Loch Ness di Tasik Chini, Pahang.
There is a cousin of Loch Ness in Lake Chini, State of Pahang.

 

[north_malaysian]

have you been to 'crocodile hanger'
(pernah pergi ke 'buaya sangkut' tak?)

Kat mana tu?
Where is that?

 

[syilla]

Kat mana tu?
Where is that?

rasanya kat johor
(i think in Johor)

you can google it
(cuba google jer)

anyway...there is alot of rock formation...that looks like crocodile there
(banyak batu-batu berbentuk buaya)

 

[north_malaysian]

rasanya kat johor
(i think in Johor)

you can google it
(cuba google jer)

anyway...there is alot of rock formation...that looks like crocodile there
(banyak batu-batu berbentuk buaya)

mungkin buaya yang disumpah sang gedembai!!!;D
Maybe a crocodile cursed by sang gedembai!!!;D

 

[Dhulqarnaeen]

Tapi, ada juga pengamal ilmu hitam yang boleh menukarkan dirinya kepada seekor harimau, buaya, ular ... seperti MANIMAL!!! Ilmu Hitam wujud, bukan?
But some black magic practitioner can change themselves into a tiger, crocodile, snake ... just like MANIMAL!!! Black magic does exist, isnt it?

brother north...jike ade ilmu hitam, ape adakah ilmu putih?!?!? Apelah bedanye ilmu hitam dan putih, same ajee haram dua-duanye. And both of them tetap menggunakan jasa jin. Dan both of them are syirk according Islam.
But mungkin beda ilmu hitam dan ilmu putih adalah penggunaannye, ilmu hitam untuk kejahatan dan ilmu putih digunakan untuk kebaikan, tapi sesuatu yang baik haruslah menempuh cara yang baik pule, is that right? Wasilahnye harus baik.

 

[Dhulqarnaeen]

Black magic can be make it appear that the natural laws (the laws of Allah) to be bended, but up to only certain extent where Allah permitted it so. But in the end all practitioners of magic who haven't repented will be punished severely by Allah, if not in this world, the after.

And not all jinn can change ther shape into another shape...not all jinn have such capabilities. Only the magician amongth them ajee, Allahu A'lam.
But tuulah rusaknye masyarakat kite nii, masha ALlah, mereka lebih takut kepada jin/hantu/pontianak daripada kepada Allah. Dan mereka mengecilkan diri mereka di hadapan syayathin tuu. Padahal sifat asli syetan itu adalah bangga kepada diri sendiri, semakin kite takut kepada mereka mereka akan semakin sombong. Dan film-film sinetron tuu have a great suport to build this kinda understanding. Cause of those ghost movies now we have orang-orang penakut dan budak-budak kecilpun menjadi penakut :rant: .
Ana ingat waktu kecil my parents ever saw ghost movies and I became penakut juge, only when I study Islam in the right way then the feeling was gone alhamdulillah

 

[Skillganon]

Brother & Sister form Malaysia where have you gone? I was pretty much enjoying your conversation.

 

[north_malaysian]

Saya tak percayakan bomoh-bomoh
I dont believe in witchdoctors

Mereka patut disumbat dalam penjara seumur hidup
They should have life imprisonment in prisons.

 

[Skillganon]

Saya tak percayakan bomoh-bomoh
I dont believe in witchdoctors

Mereka patut disumbat dalam penjara seumur hidup
They should have life imprisonment in prisons.

with brother north_malaysian to torture them with his blabbering. kay:

 

[north_malaysian]

with brother north_malaysian to torture them with his blabbering. kay:

;D

I think, maybe we can use them as cheap labours (no... as slaves) to build the 2nd Penang Bridge..... kay:

 

[Muslim Knight]

;D

I think, maybe we can use them as cheap labours (no... as slaves) to build the 2nd Penang Bridge..... kay:

or get them to make Singapore less demanding and more subservient. Or at least become a nice neighboring country with little to ask and more to give.

 

[north_malaysian]

or get them to make Singapore less demanding and more subservient. Or at least become a nice neighboring country with little to ask and more to give.

Ataupun menyihir Bush secara berjemaah? kay:
or collectively put a hex on Bush? kay:

 

[Muslim Knight]

Ataupun menyihir Bush secara berjemaah? kay:
or collectively put a hex on Bush? kay:

Indon witchdoctors have done that and nothing happens. Bush is still alive! That's the end of witchcraft, I think.

 

[north_malaysian]

Indon witchdoctors have done that and nothing happens. Bush is still alive! That's the end of witchcraft, I think.

Ataupun Bush sendiri ada "pendinding"!
Or Bush himself have "walls"!


Saya ada mendengar khabar angin yang menyatakan apabila pihak British mengambil keputusan untuk membina Penjara Pudu, mereka berjumpa beberapa orang bomoh untuk mengetahui bagaimakah caranya untuk menghalang banduan-banduan Melayu daropada menggunakan ilmu hitam dalam penjara. Mereka mencadangkan pihak British untuk menanam tengkorak-tengkorak manusia di bawah pintu masuk penjara. Dan pihak British menurut cadangan ini. Syyyyy... ini hanyalah legenda urban... :muddlehea

I've heard rumours that, when the British decided to built Pudu Jail, they consulted several witchdoctors on how to prevent Malay criminals which have knowledge of black magic from practising it inside the prison. They suggested the Brits to bury human skulls under the main entrance of the prison. And they did it. Shhhhh... this is an urban legend...:muddlehea

 

[Muslim Knight]

I've heard about a joke about when these witchdoctors putting hex on Bush. Apparently the jinns whom they sent saw Bush's devils even bigger than they are, so they turn tail and Bush is unaffected by the spell.

 

[north_malaysian]

I've heard about a joke about when these witchdoctors putting hex on Bush. Apparently the jinns whom they sent saw Bush's devils even bigger than they are, so they turn tail and Bush is unaffected by the spell.

Sepatutnya, ia adalah jenaka.... bukan? Mungkin Bush lah "si Dajjal"!!!;D
It's a joke.... right? Maybe Bush is the "Dajjal"!!!;D

 

[syilla]

translation please...

(tolong terjermah kan)

 

[north_malaysian]

translation please...

(tolong terjermah kan)

Saya nak bayar denda kat syilla, tapi dia suruh sebarkan pada orang lain dulu, Maaf ye!kay:
I want to pay the fine on syilla, but they asked me to spread it to others first, I'm sorry!kay:

 

[Skillganon]

I've heard about a joke about when these witchdoctors putting hex on Bush. Apparently the jinns whom they sent saw Bush's devils even bigger than they are, so they turn tail and Bush is unaffected by the spell.

Funny thing is I heard same thing goes on in bangladesh. They do black magic on a person with Jinn's.

It's creepy how similiar back magic is done.