Masjid Manners for Dummies

no no no dont over feed him oda wise the ppl behind him mite die!!!!
lol

once da imam went in2 sajda and brrrrrrrrrhhhh!!! a unique sound was heard from him lol ( he farted ) i think 3 quaters of the jamat must of laffed !!!
oppss
 
very beneficial only if your really stupid which i doubt anybody is even that ignorant and stupid if they are a daily mosque goer. well lets take these rules as serious and not to sarcastic we are talking about the houses of Allah after all!
 
cat eyes said:
very beneficial only if your really stupid which i doubt anybody is even that ignorant and stupid if they are a daily mosque goer. well lets take these rules as serious and not to sarcastic we are talking about the houses of Allah after all!
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:raging:
*OurIslamic witnesses a non-Muslim or recent conver (lol) walk up to cat eyes and and slap her in the face*:hiding:



OMG! :omg:
 
Al Mu'minaat said:
in Ramadan.. yooh see how people have BIG MEALS :p ...
And when they go to Taraweeh - (night prayer).. yooh can see them trying sooo hard not tooo +o(+o(+o( when they prostrate.. up and down
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loooooool, that happens everywhere!

caller said:
when some ppl burp and u try to hold ur nose coz it stinks really bad lol
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thats true! wonder why they dont cover their mouth..:hmm:

caller said:
once da imam went in2 sajda and brrrrrrrrrhhhh!!! a unique sound was heard from him lol ( he farted ) i think 3 quaters of the jamat must of laffed !!!
oppss
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looooooool, thats funny!​
 
caller said:
no no no dont over feed him oda wise the ppl behind him mite die!!!!
lol

once da imam went in2 sajda and brrrrrrrrrhhhh!!! a unique sound was heard from him lol ( he farted ) i think 3 quaters of the jamat must of laffed !!!
oppss
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LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D:D:D:D
That's Jokes...!! yOUR JOKIN..!!! OMG :omg::omg:
 
cat eyes said:
very beneficial only if your really stupid which i doubt anybody is even that ignorant and stupid if they are a daily mosque goer. well lets take these rules as serious and not to sarcastic we are talking about the houses of Allah after all!
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May Allah Forgive Us...:embarrass
Subhanallah i just realised :cry::cry:
Jazakahalh Khayran Sister..x
 
OurIslamic said:
:raging:
*OurIslamic witnesses a non-Muslim or recent conver (lol) walk up to cat eyes and and slap her in the face*:hiding:



OMG! :omg:
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Brother there is no need to say that :nervous:.. she's right (and May Allah Bless Her) becase this is Allah's House we're talking about.. and we're mocking it... come on.. was prophet muhammed (p.b.u.h) like this...

Forgive each other brother..and if she offended you in anyway... be the better person and ---> forgive and forget.. :statisfie:statisfie

Wa Alakium salam wa rahmatulah wa baraktu..
 
She didn't offend me at all lol. I was just making a point jokingly. She's a very nice person :)
 

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