Munnabhai with Circuit strikes again!

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Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington


Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar - Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother's brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose.
 
here u r with next episode

[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]PROFESSOR
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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CIRCUIT
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU
Nehin.
CIRCUIT
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.Hahahahahahaa
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MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI
Yaad nehin aaarela hai. Bahut purane baat hai na.
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MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU
B.A.
MUNNA BHAI
Sala,do akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?[/FONT]
 
LOL! That's so funny.."I got big winter in small nose" hehe
 
Munna : Abey Circut, agar bina daat wala kootah katay, to kya karnah chahyeh?

Circuit : Simple bhai! Bina needle wali injection laganeka yaar!
 
:happy: hey,that's really very funny.
heard that a sequel is coming in which bhai and circuit meet bush in the US.
 
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu. :Zip1:
[i am sure u r reading SirZee]
 
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu. :Zip1:
[i am sure u r reading SirZee]
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I knew that one before you !lol !I txted that to my wife 6.30 hours ago ! lol ;D
 
Circuit : Bhai, wo apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please?

Munnabhai : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circuit : Nahin bhai, wo apna chain pehchan lega....

;D
 
:haha:

sis jazzy its from the film tht they are gettin it :p

haha these r hilarious!
 

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