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I died but life is beautiful so I chose to live every moment is precious but that it isn't so i jump higher to conquer geeks, yes indeed, people are ungrateful. Thus, my journey began in a dark forest by the big castle, I saw a huge scary geeky human! *scared*. So I ran all the way too but Scary geeky made me play board games and do math problems. After a while I thought Chicken wearing a monocle. What's wrong with me? *worries*. So, I try to take a hike off the cliff but found myself totally in Fear of landing in hell which made me jump to Reality and finally wake up! I looked at the clock And to my great surprise I was late for kindergarten so skipped out of town. And drove to the riverside. Where I found a new Bridge, swaying side to side while on the other side. There was an evil troll so went to the other side and killed it dead but to my surprise it came back to life and offered me chocolate-covered cheese and then Godzilla crushed the troll and then the helicopters came to blow Godzilla up. Next, I ate a chocolate sunday then geeky human said "Let's go and have some pizza now and combine it with sugar! But then I remembered that its nap time so I dozed off and I dreamt that I am smiling in dream
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I have a goat who speak English and all it says is I want to get married and elope. As he begin to run,I woke up. You can't elope, you're fruit! How did this goat get in my bedroom?

You all wrote a great novel :).
 
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:sl:

Yes, well, that last bit with the goat may or may not have been loosely based on an actual experience that I had... :nervous:

Of COURSE there were a lot of adult beverages consumed that night. But I assure you all, no goat was harmed during the making of that experience.
 
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..... "Let's go and have some pizza now and combine it with sugar! But then I remembered that its nap time so I dozed off and I dreamt that I am smiling in dream I have a goat who speak English and all it says is I want to get married and elope. As he begin to run,I woke up. You can't elope, you're fruit! How did this goat get in my bedroom?
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And the goat said, " you fool how did you get in my den !!"

:D
 
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(i seriously wouldn't mind reading a novel like this - it's like therapy)

and made some chocolate flapjacks,

(let's add the ingredients)
 
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aaibuna, taibuna, abiduna, li-Rabina hamidun.... (Muslim, narrated by Ibn Umar radi Allahu anha)

[Translation: Returning, repenting, worshipping (Allah), praising our Rubb (Lord). Dua after returning from travel.]
 
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aaibuna, taibuna, abiduna, li-Rabina hamidun
 
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shout, let it all out, these are the things that you do without...

(Sorry, I couldn't help it. I'll show myself out now...)
 

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