Neverending story

  • Thread starter Thread starter Novice
  • Start date Start date
  • Replies Replies 2K
  • Views Views 234K
Re: Never ending story

(yes it did. Let's see if I can continue the rhyme)

that if he did not listen, he would soon be dead...
 
Re: Never ending story

that talking is not important. What's important is food!
 
Re: Never ending story

continued....

and it vomitted afta eating the vomit :P and your mom was all contributed to the vomiting and then she cleaned it. ^o) but the pigeon got in the bin and it was recycled into a pigeon-burger!

Yes, a tasty delish pigeon-burger! :statisfie (Whatever happened to eating plain old chicken?) but the pigeons intestines were not taken out! +o( so when i ate the burger my stomach Churned like an Amish butter churn and i ran out of the house :nervous: and become a majestic pigeon which flew up up in the sky :skeleton: and dive-bombed cats staring at the majestic pigeon which suddenly turned into a giant elephant :omg: who then ate a peanut :P but left the shell which made the mice very happy. :hiding:

they started collecting the shells and built a Trojan Rat to scare my dog but the dog wasnt scared :Dhowever, the cat was terrified. she ran downstairs :exhausted and bumped into undead Gene Simmons :phew and pushed it aside and ran This is zombie Gene Simmons.


to the back door where she found dog biscuits and some more peanutsthe zombies destroyed your barricades! :phew Here comes the Zombie Apocalypse You have zombie-proof house! :heated:

zombieproofhouse-1.jpg


Rule number 1: no stairs. so he got an elevator installed and put a chair in it and sat on it and listened to elevator music and did a zombie dance whch made him go crazyyy :hmm:but the voices in his head spoke to him and said (tht sort of rhymed :p) that if he did not listen, he would soon be dead suddenly he fell down and bumped his head :p Then he woke up in a hospital bed and looked around. :unsure:

He Screamed out loud: ''Is somebody here?'' :phew,zombie screams "pfft no lol" but zombies don't talk they have a hive mind ;D until they bite scimi, then they realise that talking is not important. What's important is food! so he orders a pizza and....
 
Last edited:
Re: Never ending story

leaves off the anchovies



(never order anchovies on pizza. That stuff does NOT come out. I have a story about that...)
 
Re: Never ending story

Submit to tyranny, live on your knees, beg the despots
 

Similar Threads

Back
Top