expired wasabi! mg: he screamed out loud and said what a rubbish thread! :heated: someone get me a needle so i can poke the eye of each and every one of the posters but he knew everyone loved it. :hiding:
So later that night he decided to go to the 'club'.... :nervous: the quran club at the masjid he loved going there to teach brothers how to become a good DJ.
Suddenly he got the chicken pox +o( which looked awful so he decided to cover his face with an anonymous hacker mask :skeleton: but he couldn't find the mask so he called 911 but they didnt pick up :unhappy: because the operator was praying to Allah to forgive his sins and elevate him to the status of martyrdom :statisfie he cried so much and then a bomb from a plane dropped on him =)
He was happy that he finally would be admitted hew to a hospital where the doc would electrocute him back to life the docs tried and tried but finally gave up :unhappy: but suddenly the man got better and won the lottery and bought a samsung galaxy S2
he was so happy tht he started to create a twitter account to text everyone when he was going to the store to buy candies and stuffed himself with it but then the mobile data bill came if not paid within 10 days his phone service would be cancelled
Now he was connected to anyone, anytime
and he could be sentenced to 10 years in the neverland so he hanged himself but the rope broke but the rope broke and he fell down with a hard thud right on his backside it hurted alot
So he purchased some heat rub which heated him up and he ran outside screaming with his front stretched forwards asking for a cold glass of apricot, tomato, cactus and cucumber cocktail drink :exhausted which blocked his throat and his stomach burst open :heated: and out came slimy gooey...