Neverending story

[Who Am I?]

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He was tried as an enemy of the state

 

[Abz2000]

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and sentenced to martyrdom

 

[yahia12]

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but Chuck Norris interferred and delivered a

 

[Scimitar]

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black flag from khorasan ;D

 

[Periwinkle18]

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and he wrapped it around his

 

[Who Am I?]

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Beard, to cover his other chin.

 

[Periwinkle18]

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which was swollen up cuz

 

[Who Am I?]

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he had kicked some guy to death with it

(yep... Chuck Norris' beard is a deadly weapon)

 

[Periwinkle18]

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so he put some ice on it so that

 

[Abz2000]

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It would shrink, but it disappeared!

 

[Periwinkle18]

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"magic" he said and went

 

[SFatima]

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flying to mars in a teapot where he met,

 

[Periwinkle18]

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the little teacup and sang im a lil teapot

 

[Who Am I?]

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but he sang it in Latin

(because every nerd should know Latin)

 

[Periwinkle18]

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buh nobody understood it

(i duno latin )

 

[Abz2000]

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so they got an interpreter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRskvLyCoU0&feature=related

 

[Periwinkle18]

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who told them tht its sumfin abt a teapot

 

[Who Am I?]

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(I know a little Latin. We called him "Uncle Vito")

who had a loaded gun

 

[Abz2000]

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but it was jammed with vomit

 

[Who Am I?]

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(vomit gun.. interesting)

of 1000 monkeys