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so he bit it off and shot the finger at the gremlin
 
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however baba yaga kidnapped briar rose to have her for dinner
 
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Exit the Dragon, chapter fin and our hero is now a talking 3 toed sloth. Named Speedy, of course Meanwhile in China, Bruce Lee turns in his grave :omg: And He Got Company so he started talking With Jet Li ^o).

Jet lee avenged his father and gave the guy a flying kick through the window of a bar his nose started bleeding +o( but it was green blood and was sticky n smelly so he ate it :skeleton: with cheese (because everything is better with cheese) and ordered sum french fries too :hmm: and then the Russians invaded the bar, :unsure: and captured him :raging:

He was tried as an enemy of the state :( and sentenced to martyrdom :hmm: but Chuck Norris interferred and delivered a black flag from khorasan :D and

he wrapped it around his Beard, ;D to cover his other chin. which was swollen up :exhausted cuz he had kicked some guy to death with it :nervous: (yep... Chuck Norris' beard is a deadly weapon)

so he put some ice on it so that It would shrink, :phew but it disappeared! :heated: "magic" he said and went flying to mars in a teapot where he met, ^o) the little teacup and sang im a lil teapot :hmm: but he sang it in Latin :hiding: (because every nerd should know Latin) buh nobody understood it :p

so they got an interpreter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRskv...eature=related who told them tht its sumfin abt a teapot (I know a little Latin. We called him "Uncle Vito") who had a loaded gun:omg: but it was jammed with vomit (vomit gun.. interesting) +o( of 1000 monkeys he tried to clean it :shade:

but his finger got stuck in the barrel :phew so he bit it off and shot the finger at the gremlin however baba yaga kidnapped briar rose to have her for dinner :p and they ate old rice which went exceptionally well with briar rose and

apple cider only because mom made it :) with her special family recipe Of coconuts and light bulb filaments :statisfie and a sprinkle of icing sugar...
 
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(goes to pick up "fear and loathing in Las Vegas"... this thread reads so miuch like that book, it's trippy... so were the drugs those journalists were on... hey, it all makes sense now lol)
 

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