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(noooooooooooo.. not my dog!! I have a collie...)

She rolled around in it (because that's what dogs do)
 
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and hosed the dog down

(that's the only way I can give my dogs a bath because they hate water)
 
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but he was feeling hot. sweat trickled down his forehead so he sat down to take some rest :exhaustedand drank gatorade lemon lime flavo(u)r and his feet were wet, and he by chance stepped on a connected wire and Allah called him home.... and he rested, then died. the snake was really sad. so he buried him and A plant appeared on his grave and lots of donkeys were hanging on it. each donkey wanted revenge:raging:. Revenge for the camels! Who were thirsty and wanted milk And got the hump. one hump or two? he asked. suddenly there was a flash.:skeleton: the cow jumped over the moon as she had lost her mind and couldnt find it then it suddenly started to rain fish With fishes,there dropped some alligators as well ... but they werent yummy cuz there was no tar tar sauce o the people lamented their fate buh then became happy cuz they got honey mustard sauce and thousand island sauce instead and there was much rejoicing cuz it was cloudy with a chance of meatballs :P And behold, it rained marinara ppl started collecting stuff but all of the stuff had marinara on it. and goats were lashed with as it poured with meatballs. But the goats did create cheese... and i used it to make pizza the sheep wanted to play now and he wanted to eat too but the Shepard came along. -.- he realized that the sheep had developed a protruding belly due to over eating! they had to slaughter it. As the sheep saw the butcher ... They all charged at butcher jones and ate him up! then lil timmy vomitted him out+o(. Lassie was shocked at what Timmy had done... and started scolding timmy and he threw up on her She rolled around in it (because that's what dogs do) buh mrs whishy washy got mad and hosed the dog down n used soap n two big brushes
 
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the dogs ran back out into the yard after bath time

(because that's what dogs do... :heated: )
 
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because that's how goons dance

(and they also eat gulab jamuns at the computer like I am doing now)
 
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(it's called a goongut :p)

was shaking like a.... something that shakes really bad (sorry, I can't think right now)
 

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