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Man, I miss my mule said the big bad wolf so he went out to find him :statisfie and he huffed and puffed buh couldnt so he decided to adopt a dragon instead

who suddenly disappeared mid-flight (because he was a crappy dragon) ^o) and left the man hanging thousands of feet above ground train ur dragon said oliver A dragon? What dragon? :heated:

i will but on a condition :shade: You must take me back to the present other wise ur gng to the past :hiding: All the way back to the Mesozoic where u can eat camel skin but only if it is a Dinocamel or cardboard from a ciggy-pack :D

noooo said Sam i don't as he fried lizard tail :hmm: sam threw up then n there then it came down and punched him in the nose for 2D6 worth of crushing damage :skeleton:

his nose started to bleed :exhausted but the blood was not red it was the yucky green +o( green of toxic waste :p He saw this and cried a lot. imsad

his tears were green because he started to transform into... a huge robot! :D tht was made of wood! but he needed a protective coat so granny knitted him one :statisfie

Out of wool and goat hair. he loved the torquoise colour :) but he hated orange ^o)

i love eating oranges though :embarrass he said so he went to the orange shop to buy some :p pineapple sticks to kill a tomatoe :unsure:

Which is colored violet because it was a mutant :nervous:
 

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