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and his blood was purple with pink polka dots :p and a black border it smelled like roses and waffles with chocolate syrup and whipped cream and a cherry on top ;) Then somebody ate it :heated:

Oh no! imsad This horrible reality awakened the Acrocanthosaurus :heated: not before philosoraptor showed up and let rip :p in the classroom the teacher went mad :exhausted

and she took off her wig and jumped out of the window :skeleton: And saw a cow who had only one teeth that was singing a duet with a four eyed monkey :p and fell of the stage :embarrass They broke to an ad & did an interview with Justin Beiber who didn't brush his teeth :laugh: then ran away crying 'baby baby baby ohh' :raging:

and fell off the mountain never could be found!!! but then something weird happened They saw a bright star a shooting star gng which was brighter than any other star :statisfie seen but there was someone on it :nervous: that they could not see :exhausted but as it came closer it turned out to be tango 92's future wife. :p

she was wearing an apron :unsure: and had used the heat of the star to cook him a delicious meal :p someone they would have never imagined seeing But then an airplane came and crashed into the star :P "Ohhh no!!"

they said "aaaaggggh" said the passengers on the airplane as the space vaccum crushed them. :cry: meanwhile there was a fight at McDonalds between Ronald McDonald and that creepy Burger King guy ^o)
 
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Ronald had had enough. :heated: By saying "eating all those chips has made you fat", burger king guy had crossed a line :shade: "no-one can call me fat other than my mom and my sheikh!" shouted Ronald :hmm: as he pummelled his fists into burger king guys stomach

this made the burger king guy do a burger king burp :skeleton: - which melted ronalds face :D triumphant at his victory, burger king guy did a dance of victory; :statisfie

but his knees buckled midway as he was tired from the fighting with one last breath he said " i'd like some ketchup with that!" ^o) and fainted then started foaming mayo at the mouth. :skeleton:

then dissolved into a puddle of mustard and also dissolved creepy BK guy. :embarrass But then the liquids combined together and created Godzilla!! :nervous: who saw a woman and screamed "save me" my life is in danger :exhausted

So in swooped The Ninja Turtles! and gave a flying kick :shade: But Godzilla ate them and went back to sleep imsad So while he was in dream land, a gigantic Barney appeared and squashed him :hmm: But since he was asleep it didn't count :nervous:

So Barney teamed up with the teletubbies & outnumbered Godzilla +o( Then they say sang "I love you, you love me and we are a happy family"!!! :statisfie Barney spontaneously combusted but then batman arrived to :D

save peter pan from eating too much chilli sause :hiding: batman said "im a qualified doctor , :shade: my phd thesis was titled 'the ill effects of chilli sauce on the enzyme sucrase and its effects on the body'"

"this is for your own good" exclaimed batman. :D he stole the chilli sauce from peter pan and poured it over his chips

The chips magically turned into curry ^o) and he turned into an Indian chef (bro, chips with chilli sauce is the mutts nutts, oh, but you do need some mayo on the side. You know, just in case of afterburn *facepalm*) who cooked a splendid Indian meal of mondo hot spicy curry, parathas, and gulab jamuns for dessert. :statisfie

Captain Hook then followed the scent and found Peter Pan :) he was hanaging on a tree "I will rid Neverland of you!" Shouted the ugly ol' pirate. wendy said noo :hmm: Tinkerbell cried :heated: And all seemed lost until the ticking aligator showed up :giggling:

who was too sad to write anything :) except for depressing poetry :D which made him sleep then dream of bright orange alien midgets with deadly cotton candy machine guns +o( the cotton candy was yummy though and made everyone crazily addicted slowly destroying mankind :hiding: shes new she forgets :p
 
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then the ultimate hardcore sugar drug... Mountain Dew!!!! *creepy music here*
 
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until Darth Vader raced into the room, riding a chicken. He gave the teacher a glass of warm mile, said: "Purple monkey dishwasher" and...
 
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it was a nightmare, the smarties and mnm's were tempting him.
but they were always one step further away from his obese body....

"you'll never catch us fat boy. MWAHAHAHA!" their voices faded further and further into the distance
 

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