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Re: Read it if u want

ahmed687 said:
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Good post, but i found 1 flaw in one of them:


Whyd they walk out? They got rid of the hypocrites but also left themselves ? without praying?
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Maybe they fled before the police came and arrested them? :)
 
Re: Read it if u want

Assalamu alaikum

Or or or, mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe the story aint true? :brother:
 
Re: Read it if u want

Aslam u Alikum
Jazak Allah very good
walikum as salam
 
Funny isnt it?

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Funny, isn't it?
Funny how simple it is for people to trash Allah and then wonder
why the world's going to hell.
Funny how we believe what the newspapers say,
but question what the Allah says.
Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything that Allah says.
Funny how someone can say "I believe in Allah" but still follow Shaytaan
(Who, also "believes" in Allah).
Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messagesregarding Allah,
people think twice about sharing.
Funny how when you go to forward this message,
you will not send it to many on your address list
because you're not sure what they believe,
or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of
me than what Allah thinks of me.

 
Re: Funny isnt it?

salaams nice poem mashallah. i had a similar 1, but i'll have to look 4 it. maybe tomorrow,inshallah. wassalam
 
Re: Funny isnt it?

Slaam

nice one ..
i have a poem simply like this ..
but it's different with this ..
 
Funny isn't it?!

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- Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to the Mosque, but so small when you take it to the market.
- Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.
- Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the Mosque are, but how short they are when watching a movie.
- Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
- Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a "Tarawih" during Ramadan is longer than the regular time.
- Funny how hard it is to read a Para in the Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.
- Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back row at mosque so that they can scramble out fast.
- Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Mosque event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.
- Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.
- Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Quran says.
- Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.
- Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing.
FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
Are you laughing? Are you thinking?
Give thanks to Allah for He is good & Merciful!
 
Re: Funny isn't it?!

gud reminder..jazakallah khairun sis..
wassalam
 
Re: Funny, isn't it)!

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Nice work by all - senders who sent the poem n of course Mods who caught two different threads and merged them togather....
 
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Think about it!

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In The Name Of Allah,
the most Beneficent, the most Gracious, the most Merciful!
***
Rasulullah S.A.W. said, "Jannat lies under the feet of your
mother."

Rasulullah S.A.W. said, "If you read the kalima with conviction
just once,
Jannah becomes upon you."

Rasulullah S.A.W. said, "A women who reveals her body or even
wears tight
fitting clothes wont come within 500 years of the smell of
Jannah."

Rasulullah S.A.W. said, "The dust which settles on a man while he
is out in
the path of Allah; not only the fire, but the smoke of Jahannam is
haraam for
those parts of the body."

Rasulullah S.A.W. said, "I only curse 3 types of people;

1. Those people who do not look after their parents when they are
in old
age.

2. Those people who do not take full advantage of the blessed
month of
Ramadan.

3. Those people who don not say, 'Salallahu -Alayhay- -Wa-Aalahay
Wasallam'
when my name is mentioned."

Rasulullah S.A.W said, "An intelligent person is one who is
constantly
thinking about and preparing for death."

Rasulullah S.A.W. said, "It is better for a man that a steel nail
be driven
through the centre of his head rather than if he touches the palm
of a

strange women."

PLEASE TAKE 2 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME TO READ THIS.

Imagine this happening to you...

One day during Jummah Salah, a 1,000 member congregation was
surprised to

see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and
carrying
sub-machine guns.

One of the men proclaimed,


"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Allah remain where you are."

Immediately, the congregation fled, and out of the 1,000 there
only remained
around 20.


The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the Imaam and
said,
"Okay Maulana, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin
your
sermon."

The two men then turned and walked out."

Too deep not to pass on?

"Funny how simple it is for people to trash Allah ... and then
wonder why
the world's going to hell."

"Funny how we believe what the newspapers say ... but question
what the
Qu'ran says."


"Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven ... provided they do not
have to
believe, think, say, or do anything the Quran says."


"Funny how someone can say 'I believe in Allah' ... but still
follow
Shaitaan (who, by the way, also 'believes' in Allah)."

"Funny how you can send thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they
spread
like wildfire ... but when you start sending messages regarding
Allah, people
think twice about sharing."


"Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through
cyberspace ... but the public discussion of Allah is suppressed in
the school and
workplace."

Funny, isn't it?

"Funny how someone can be so fired up for Allah on Friday ... but
be an
invisible Muslim the rest of the week."

Are you laughing?


"Funny how when you go to forward this message ... you will not
send it to
many on your address list because you're not sure what they
believe, or what
they will think of you for sending it to them."


"Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of
me ...
than what Allah thinks of me."


Are you thinking?


Will you share this with people you care about?


Or not?

***
In The Name Of Allah,
the most Beneficent, the most Gracious, the most Merciful!
***
:w:
 
Funny, isn't it?

Funny, isn't it?


Funny how simple it is for people to trash ALLAH and
then wonder why the world's going to hell.

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but
question what the ALLAH says.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided
they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything
the ALLAH says. (Or is it scary?)

Funny how someone can say "I believe in ALLAH" but
still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in ALLAH).

Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail
and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending
messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Funny how when you go to forward this message, you
will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you
for sending it to them.


Funny how I can be more worried about what other
people think of me than what ALLAH thinks of me.
(Are you thinking?)
 

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