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Re: Think about it!

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Rasulullah S.A.W. said, "I only curse 3 types of people;
1. Those people who do not look after their parents when they are in old age.
2. Those people who do not take full advantage of the blessed month of Ramadan.
3. Those people who don not say, 'Salallahu -Alayhay- -Wa-Aalahay Wasallam' when my name is mentioned."
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Re: Think about it!

salaam,

jazakAllah for sharing that bro! mashAllah a great read, and an awesome reminder! :)

wassalam
 
Funny eh

Funny how $10 looks so big when we take it to masjid and so small
when we take it to the store.

Funny how big an hour serving God looks and how small 60 mintues are when spent playing golf, fishing or playing soccer.

Funny how laborious it is to read a juzz in the Quran and how easy it is to read - 2-300 pages of a best selling novel.

Funny how we believe what newspapers say but question what the Quran says.

Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray and don't have any difficulty thinking of things to talk to a friend.

Funny how we need 2-3 weeks to fit an islamic event into our schedule, but can adjust it for a social event at the last moment.

Funny isn't it?
 
Funny Isnt It ?????

Funny how $10 looks so big when we take it to masjid and so small
when we take it to the store.


Funny how big an hour serving God looks and how small 60 mintues
are when spent playing golf, fishing or playing soccer.


Funny how laborious it is to read a juzz in the Quran and how
easy it is to read - 2-300 pages of a best selling novel.


Funny how we believe what newspapers say but question what the
Quran says.


Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray and don't
have any difficulty thinking of things to talk to a friend.


Funny how we need 2-3 weeks to fit an islamic event into our
schedule, but can adjust it for a social event at the last moment.


Funny isn't it?
 
funny

as-salamualaikum
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* Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to the mosque, but so small when you take it to the market.

* Funny how long it takes to do Zikr (remember Allah) for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.
* Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the mosque are, but how short they are when watching a movie.

* Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

* Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a "Tarawih" during Ramadhan is longer than the regular time.

* Funny how hard it is to read a chapter of the Holy Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

* Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back row at mosque so that they can scramble out fast.

* Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a mosque event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.

* Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple preaching well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.

* Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Quran says.

* Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

* Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing.


FUNNY, ISN'T IT?


Are you laughing? Are you thinking?
Give thanks to Allah for He is good & Merciful!
 
lol...So many threads merged...And so it should be!

Effort for the almighty is vital for our success :)
 
i read it somewhere before but it's a very good poem.
salam
 
Something to think about...

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Something to think about...

-Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to Mosque, but so
small when you take it to the market.

-Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60
minutes of basketball.

-Funny how long a couple of hours spent at Mosque are, but how short
they are when watching a movie.

-Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't
have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

-Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra
innings, but we complain when a "Tarahvi" during Ramadhan is longer
than the regular time.

-Funny how hard it is to read a Para in the Quran, but how easy it is
to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

-Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but
scramble to get a back row at mosque so that scramble out.

-Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Mosque event
into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the
last moment.

-Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough
to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand
and repeat gossip.

-Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the
Quran says.

-Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

-Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think
twice about sharing.

FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

Are you laughing? :giggling:

Are you thinking? :hmm:

Spread the Word and give thanks to Allah for He is Good & Mercifull!
 
Re: Something to think about...

-Funny how hard it is to read a Para in the Quran, but how easy it is
to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.
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I actually enjoy reading the Quran as opposed to Novels that go nowhere but reveal a big "secret" that you could've figured out by reading the cover...but you make a great point.

-Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra
innings, but we complain when a "Tarahvi" during Ramadhan is longer
than the regular time.
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They both depend on the level of "excitement" or "involvement," and I think its a matter of who is giving the speech; I've literally spent hours and endless all-nighters listening to some Imams and scholars.

-Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
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There's only so much a man can hope for, and only so much he can complain about.

GREAT THREAD!! Top five on this forum from what I've seen lately.
 
Fuunny Hooww

FUNNY HOW LONG IT TAKES TO SERVE ALLAH FOR AN HOUR, BUT HOW QUICKLY A TEAM PLAYS 60 MINUTES OF BASKETBALL.......

FUNNY HOW $100 "LOOKS" SO BIG WHEN TAKEN TO THE MOSQUE, BUT SO SMALL WHEN TAKEN TO THE MALL.......

FUNNY HOW HARD IT IS TO READ A CHAPTER IN QURAN, BUT HOW EASY IT IS TO READ 100 PAGES OF A BEST SELLING NOVEL OR A MAGAZINE....

FUNNY HOW PEOPLE WANT TO GET A FRONT SEAT AT ANY GAME OR CONCERT, BUT SCRAMBLE TO SIT IN THE BACK OF THE MOSQUE...........

FUNNY HOW PEOPLE NEED 2 OR 3 WEEKS ADVANCE NOTICE TO FIT A MUSLIM EVENT INTO THEIR SCHEDULE, BUT CAN ADJUST THEIR SCHEDULE FOR OTHER EVENTS AT THE LAST MOMENT..........

FUNNY HOW PEOPLE BELIEVE WHAT THE NEWSPAPERS SAY, BUT QUESTION WHAT THE QUR'AN SAYS!!!

FUNNY HOW EVERYONE WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN PROVIDED THEY DO NOT HAVE TO BELIEVE, THINK, SAY, OR DO ANYTHING..........

.......................................BUT MORE FUNNY IS.....................................

HOW YOU CAN SEND THOUSAND 'JOKES' THROUGH E-MAIL AND THEY SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE, BUT WHEN YOU START SENDING MESSAGES REGARDING ALLAH, PEOPLE THINK TWICE ABOUT SHARING.....................

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O Allah! Let us see the good as good, and show us the falsehood as falsehood, and bless us with staying away from it, with Your mercy, O Most Merciful!
 

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