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Funny, isn't it)!

Funny, isn't it?

Funny how simple it is for people to trash Allah and then wonder why the world's going to hell.

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Allah says.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything that Allah says.


Funny how someone can say "I believe in Allah" but still follow Shaytaan


(Who, also "believes" in Allah).

Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing.

Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.


Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what Allah thinks of me. Are you thinking?
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Re: Funny, isn't it)!

Assalamu alaikum

Thread moved, I feel it is more appropriate in the peotry section.

Jazakallah khair for sharing that..
 
Re: Funny, isn't it)!

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JazakAllah for sharing.

It's already been posted on this page. Should it be merged?

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Jazakallah sister or brother Jazakallah for the wake up call.Like Osman already mentioned it's on another thread.
 
Read it if u want

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Was sent to me via e-mail....read a little bit but thought I'd share the rest of it with you.
Sorry, mods.....if its in the wrong place :)

Rasulullah S.A.W. said "Jannat lies under the feet of your mother"
Rasulullah S.A.W. said "if you read the kalima with conviction just once...Jannah becomes upon you

Rasulullah S.A.W. said "a women who reveals her body or even wears tight
fitting clothes while dressing....wont come within 500 years of the smell of Jannah

Rasulullah S.A.W. said "the dust which settles on a man while he
is out in the path of Allah...not only the fire, but the smoke of Jahannam is haraam for those parts of the body.

Rasulullah S.A.W. said "I only curse 3 types of people:

1) those people who do not look after their parents when they are in old age.
2) those people who do not take full advantage of the blessed month of Ramadhan.

3) those people who don not say Salallahu -Alayhay-

Wa-Aalahay- Wasallam when my name is mentioned.

Rasulullah S.A.W said "an intelligent person is one who is constantly thinking about and preparing for death"

Rasulullah S.A.W. said "It is better for a man that a steel nail be driven through the centre of his head....rather than if he touches the palm of a strange women"

PLEASE TAKE 2 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME TO READ THIS.
Imagine this happening to you.
One day during Jummah salah, a 1,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying sub-machine guns. One of the men proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Allah remain where you are." Immediately, the congregation fled, and out of the 1,000 there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the Imaam and said "Okay Maulana, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your sermon, and the two men turned and walked out.

Too deep not to pass on...
Funny how simple it is for people to trash Allah ... And then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Quran says.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Quran says.

Funny or is it scary?

Funny how someone can say "I believe in Allah" but still follow Shaitaan (who, by the way, also "believes" in Allah).

Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and
they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing.

Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Allah is suppressed in the school and workplace. Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be so fired up for
Allah on Friday but be an invisible Muslim the rest of the week. Are you laughing?

Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me
than what Allah thinks of me.

Are you thinking?

Will you share this with people you care about? Or not?

***In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful***


This is another one that someone sent:

Shuel Ahmed wrote:
Why a nun can be covered from head to toe and she's respected
for devoting herself to God, but then a Muslim woman does that, she's considered "oppressed"?

Why a Jew can grow a beard and he's just practicing his faith, and when a Muslim does that, he's an extremist?

When a western woman stays at home to look after the house and kids she is sacrificing herself and doing good for the household, but when a Muslim woman does so, she "needs to be liberated"?

Why is it that when a child dedicates himself to a subject, hehas potential, and when a child dedicates himself to Islam, he is hopeless?

When a Christian kills someone, religion is not mentioned, (i.e. Ireland and the IRA) but when a Muslim is charged with a crime, it's Islam that goes to trial?

But then again, why is it after all that, Islam is still the fastest growing religion in the world?

Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! Let's just see if Satan stops this one.

All you do is:
1. Say:


a- Subhaan-Allah
b- Alhamdu-Lillah
c- Allaahu-Akbar
d- Laa Ilaahallla-Allaahu -
Muhammad-ur-Rasoolullah
e- Allaahumma Sualli Alaa Sayyidina
>Muhammad-ew-wa
Alaa Aalihi wa>SahabihiWasallim

2. Then:
Send it on to five other people or more. Within hours, five people have prayed and you caused a multitude of people to pray to Allah, and

3. Then:
Sit back and watch the power of Allah work in your life for doing the thing that you know HE loves.
 
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Re: Read it if u want

salam
betting is haram in islam and yes sis i did read it all
wasalam
 
Re: Read it if u want

salam
lol sis believe what you want, because i know i read it and it was really beneficial to me jazakallah
wasalam
 
Re: Read it if u want

Assalamu alaikum

I have edited the post, so it is easier to read, and also deleted all offtopic posts.

barakallahu feekum
 
Re: Read it if u want

Far7an said:
Assalamu alaikum

I have edited the post, so it is easier to read, and also deleted all offtopic posts.

barakallahu feekum
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JazakAllah brother :)

Allah ma3ak :coolsis:
 
Re: Read it if u want

salam
jazakallah bro some useful info added too by bro farhan about the hypocrites
wasalam
 
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Good post, but i found 1 flaw in one of them:
One day during Jummah salah, a 1,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying sub-machine guns. One of the men proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Allah remain where you are." Immediately, the congregation fled, and out of the 1,000 there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the Imaam and said "Okay Maulana, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your sermon, and the two men turned and walked out.
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Whyd they walk out? They got rid of the hypocrites but also left themselves ? without praying?
 
Re: Read it if u want

salam
yeah they showed the hyprocrites so they should stay and pray and listen to the sermon
wasalam
 

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