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Re: Cars!!!

BMW = Bikes Made Well
BMW = Bite My Wallet
BMW = Break My Wallet
BMW = Bring More Wampum
BMW = Bavarian Motorcycles for Wimps
BMW = Basic Marin Wheels
BMW = Big Moronic Woman
BMW = Badly Made Wobbler
BMW = Big Middleclass Wagon
BMW = Bugger My Wallet
BMW = Brilliant Marvellous Wonderful
BMW = Bavarian Motorcycling Wonder
BMW = Bulging Monoshock Wanderer
BMW = Big Money Waste
BMW = Brick Motor Wheezer
BMW = Beats Me, Wilhelm
BMW = Biggest Moron in the World
BMW = Bash My Windshield
BMW = Bayerische Mist Wagen = Bavarian Dung Heap Car
BMW = Bring More Wrenches!
BMW = But Mine Works (best said around Harley riders)
BMW = Bumse Mich Wieder (Screw Me Again)
BMW = Borrow Money Weekly
BMW = Beste Motorrad der Welt = Best Motorcycle in the World
BMW = Be My Wings
BMW = Bavarian Murder Weapon
BMW = Born Moderately Wealthy
BMW = Burning, Melting Wreck (which leads to BMW = Bring More Water)
BMW = Bring Money With you
BMW = Bei Mercedes Weggeworfen = Discarded By Mercedes
BMW = Bad Mother Wheels
BMW = Bigger Meaner Wheelies
BMW = Bring Meat Wagon!
BMW = Bavarian Money Waster
BMW = Bezahl Mal Wieder (pay yet again)
BMW = Bastel Mal Wieder (wrench yet again)
BMW = Bike Might Wheelie
BMW = Bikes Made Weird
BMW = Bend More Wheels (for the 3-spoke crowd)
BMW = Blau Mit Weiþ
BMW = Bitte macht Weg (get out of the way, please)
 
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When i got my licence,i used to find any excuse i could to drive my car.

Nowdays i have to drive to work and back (close to 1 hour each way :grumbling ) so i am sick of driving,..i wish i could afford a chauffeur.lol.

GOod thing about my job is,even thought i'm just a Automotive Parts Person,whenever the latest models come out,i get to test drive them ;)
 
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SirZubair said:
When i got my licence,i used to find any excuse i could to drive my car.

Nowdays i have to drive to work and back (close to 1 hour each way :grumbling ) so i am sick of driving,..i wish i could afford a chauffeur.lol.
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I CANT WAAAAAAAAAAAIT TO GO CRUUUISIN!!
 
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SoldiereSS_1 said:
SO ABD MAJID WAT EXACTLY IS UR PROBLEM WID FAT PPL????? I SWEAR IF I WAS FAT ID BELLY BOUNCE YA WAAY OUTTA TOWN!
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the other day i went to the opticions and the guy was HUGE prob a 20 stoner or sumthin ye, he kept chekin my eye wiv one hand and drinkin lucozade wiv the other, and wen he closed his face in to take a good luk ye he kept HUFFIN N PUFFIN MY EYE THE FAT THING!!!

lol dunno why i got a problem wiv em :rollseyes LOL :p
 
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Abd'Majid said:
the other day i went to the opticions and the guy was HUGE prob a 20 stoner or sumthin ye, he kept chekin my eye wiv one hand and drinkin lucozade wiv the other, and wen he closed his face in to take a good luk ye he kept HUFFIN N PUFFIN MY EYE THE FAT THING!!!

lol dunno why i got a problem wiv em :rollseyes LOL :p
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LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL MAAAAAAAAAANNNNN U SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!

But hey fat ppl .........dnt diss em 2 their face :rollseyes
 
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you have to be 17 to get a provisional...But i think u can start learning....bein sly too.....at 16....
 
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here in New York, you need to be 16 to get a learners permit, and 18 to get your lisence
 

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