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soulja-ess
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Re: Riddles For All
#1) fruit punch?
#2) sandy claws?
#3)--------------
#4) Broommates ?
#5) Spatula?
#6) To get his quarter back?
#7) cat?
#1) fruit punch?
#2) sandy claws?
#3)--------------
#4) Broommates ?
#5) Spatula?
#6) To get his quarter back?
#7) cat?
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:applaud: Good job sis Soulja-ess. You got all.
#1) fruit punch
#2) sandy claws
#3) hope it doen't see you
#4) Broommates
#5) Spatula
#6) To get his quarter back
#7) cat
I'm gonna try to get more but it might take some time.
:applaud: Good job sis Soulja-ess. You got all.
#1) fruit punch
#2) sandy claws
#3) hope it doen't see you
#4) Broommates
#5) Spatula
#6) To get his quarter back
#7) cat
I'm gonna try to get more but it might take some time.
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Otay i got the next Questions. *it didn't take that long...but oh well*
Q: What has a tail and a head but no body?
Q: What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: How do bees get to school?
Q: What runs around the yard but doesn't move?
Q: Why did the stoplight turn red?
Q: What happens if a frog parks illegally?
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Otay i got the next Questions. *it didn't take that long...but oh well*
Q: What has a tail and a head but no body?
Q: What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: How do bees get to school?
Q: What runs around the yard but doesn't move?
Q: Why did the stoplight turn red?
Q: What happens if a frog parks illegally?
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Re: Tagrid's riddles thread!
btw im bak. had a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGG break in the middle huh?
mg:
Wassalam
no prob i got other sites to collect'em 4m3washey said:Assalamu'Alaykum
Austghfrullah!!!!!
btw im bak.
had a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGG break in the middle huh?mg: Wassalam
Re: Tagrid's riddles thread!
BOB is a fish, his bowl fell of the table therefore water and lisa is a human and she knocked the bowl of the table?
Another anwser would be Bob got hit with a big block of ice. He died, Lisa is asleep and the ice melted around BOB
BOB is a fish, his bowl fell of the table therefore water and lisa is a human and she knocked the bowl of the table?
Another anwser would be Bob got hit with a big block of ice. He died, Lisa is asleep and the ice melted around BOB
Ra`eesah
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Re: Tagrid's riddles thread!
Assalamu'Alaykum
I think it makes better senes is bob was a fish......
If bob was human and got hit by a block of ice which later caused him to die...that might have been a BIG block of ice...then a question will arise as to "Who knocked him out with a block of ice?" hmmm too complex...so lets leave it to Bob was a Fish
Assalamu'Alaykum
I think it makes better senes is bob was a fish......
If bob was human and got hit by a block of ice which later caused him to die...that might have been a BIG block of ice...then a question will arise as to "Who knocked him out with a block of ice?" hmmm too complex...so lets leave it to Bob was a Fish
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Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?[/quote]
Sneezing. I have hay fever.
A meteor. Well, it does. Kind of.
A bed. If your janitor sleeps there and is the Jolly Green Giant.
The Moon?
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?[/quote]
Sneezing. I have hay fever.
In the buzz
A fence
It was angry.
It gets a ribbet.
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alright here are the answers!! sry i took 4eva!!! :shade:
:applaud: Good job bro Muezzin!!! :thumbs_up
Q: What has a tail and a head but no body?
A: A coin!
Q: What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?
A: The multiplication table!
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp!
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On a school buzz!
Q: What runs around the yard but doesn't move?
A: A fence!
Q: Why did the stoplight turn red?
A: It was embarrassed that it had to change in the middle of the street!
Q: What happens if a frog parks illegally?
A: He gets toad away!
alright here are the answers!! sry i took 4eva!!! :shade:
:applaud: Good job bro Muezzin!!! :thumbs_up
Q: What has a tail and a head but no body?
A: A coin!
Q: What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?
A: The multiplication table!
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp!
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On a school buzz!
Q: What runs around the yard but doesn't move?
A: A fence!
Q: Why did the stoplight turn red?
A: It was embarrassed that it had to change in the middle of the street!
Q: What happens if a frog parks illegally?
A: He gets toad away!
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Okay here's a classic: What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil; the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you will die; what is it?
Oh, stop mocking mePinkrose said:
alright here are the answers!! sry i took 4eva!!! :shade:
:applaud: Good job bro Muezzin!!! :thumbs_up
Oh yeah...
We didn't have a multiplication table. We had a communal fork. Our school was poor, but we had lots of love. And only one fork.
Doh!
Double doh!
Wahey! I actually got two right!
My traffic lights are always red or broken. We have these racists who like to brick them.
That's such a bad joke, I think I'll steal it!
Okay here's a classic: What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil; the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you will die; what is it?
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these jokes are better told verbally but you can read them here first. We'll start out with this one- Pete and Repete!!
Pete and Repete
Teller: OK, listen closely, Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps out. Who is left in the boat.
Victim: Repete!
Teller: Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps out. Who is left?
Victim: I already told you! Repete!
When the victim says Repete, the answer to the question, the teller repeats the joke till the victim catches on and doesn't say Repete.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hope you liked it!!
these jokes are better told verbally but you can read them here first. We'll start out with this one- Pete and Repete!!
Pete and Repete
Teller: OK, listen closely, Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps out. Who is left in the boat.
Victim: Repete!
Teller: Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps out. Who is left?
Victim: I already told you! Repete!
When the victim says Repete, the answer to the question, the teller repeats the joke till the victim catches on and doesn't say Repete.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hope you liked it!!
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