PROOF That Women Are Evil

[al_islam]

You never proved my proof wrong.You just left it.



I'm sorry. I am not going to break the rules set by this country or by myself.

Do refer me to a post, i must have missed it in all my excitment.

Well as long as you get the message. Woman are definitely ten times more *cough cough*. its proven by science.

im sure i have proved you wrong, jus show me where and ill do it agen.

 

[The Ruler]

http://www.islamicboard.com/puzzles-humour/55346-proof-women-evil.html#post888373

http://www.islamicboard.com/puzzles-humour/55346-proof-women-evil.html#post888393

To the first you said:

PS it is not an algebraic equation, so we dont need to square both sides.....sleep well

If it isn't an algeraic equation, then it isn't maths we're on about here, we're on about somethingelse. Perhaps the statement: Money is the root of all evil. Which doesn't show women = evil. Agreed?

EDIT: The statement says that Money = sqrt[Evil]; you said Money^2 = sqrt[Evil]^2

You are squaring both sides.

And simple maths proves women are evil:

Disprove that one using maths !!

^ Referrences to maths... And algebraic equations.

 

[al_islam]

We all know how women required time and money:
Women = Time x Money

And we all know that time is money:
Time = Money

Therefore women equal money squared:
Women = (Money)^2 (Women = Money x Money)

Up until here we are just substituting into the equation.

And we all know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = sqrt(Evil)

Therefore women equal (square root of evil) squared
Women = [sqrt(evil)]^2

And simple maths proves women are evil:
Women = Evil

Now we just put in other knowledge of the world. Then we square root a squared. These cancel each other out and we are left with just evil.

Its simple maths.....dont need A-levels here.

If you're taking that as your main statement, in this case, you are, then the equation turns out to be:

Money = sqrt[Evil]

Which remains as a surd [that can't be solved]

If you are squaring both sides, you'd have to say Money squared is the root of all Evil squared; which is not quite what the quote says. Hmmm...

You have misunderstood here. That was not the main statement, rather the continuation of the flow of the equation.

No offence bt this is all simple maths, insread if x's i used words. Hopeot didnt confuse you. Just open a maths book.

You can always miss things out. But innovating is just fake. Prove me wrong.

This is a whole different issue. If you want to debate this you start a new thread.

Bt simply, if you miss things out then it doesnt work. Innovating isnt fake, its taking something further. It leads to wrong, because the assumptions used are not true and so can not hold.

Class dismissed.

 

[~Taalibah~]

This thread is making me laugh!

 

[julie sarri]

Whoever exposes the faults of his Muslim brother, Allah will expose his faults. And if Allah exposes his faults, his faults will be open for everyone even if he would hide inside his house." (Related by Ahmad, Abu Dawood and Tirmidhi).

And it the same for sisters to if you say women are evil then this is exposing our faults. And most Muslim women who love their husband would never trouble them for money or extra clothes if they love their deen. And the husband should offer her money or buy her some clothes without her asking and the women should be satisfied with what she has been given

 

[truemuslim]

omg this thread is one of those hilarius gender wars...lol...(im not one... im actually on the brotha's side...sorry sista's) anyway..mods leave this thread as like the comedy channel on this forum..lol

 

[jzcasejz]

omg this thread is one of those hilarius gender wars...lol...

Lol yeah, this forum had a few of them in the past... the Brothers always came out victorious...


EDIT: Don't Wanna Get Myself Into Any Trouble...!!!

 

[M..x]

Hah, We all know dat gurlz are tha best...No Q'z about it...
Nex person to cuss women is a rotten egg nanananaaa

 

[al_islam]

Whoever exposes the faults of his Muslim brother, Allah will expose his faults. And if Allah exposes his faults, his faults will be open for everyone even if he would hide inside his house." (Related by Ahmad, Abu Dawood and Tirmidhi).

And it the same for sisters to if you say women are evil then this is exposing our faults. And most Muslim women who love their husband would never trouble them for money or extra clothes if they love their deen. And the husband should offer her money or buy her some clothes without her asking and the women should be satisfied with what she has been given

LOOOL,

Man this is just a little joke....Im not exposing your sins or anyone elses (maybe your conscious is trying to say something...anyways).


The day I see a loving wife will be the day...nice thought tho.

MuslimGyal x
Hah, We all know dat gurlz are tha best...No Q'z about it...
Nex person to cuss women is a rotten egg nanananaaa

prove wat u say wth maths please....like i did....dont like fickle statements.

Rotten eggs...i love them !!

 

[-Elle-]

Alright enough;this is getting ridiculous.I think al_islam meant this thread as a joke,since obviously it was in the humour section of the forum...

if not,then simply ignore his statements;no need in getting fired up for claims one person finds completly irrelevant while the other thinks it makes complete sense;it will lead to an endless debate.

Everyone needs to calm down...

We both know neither genders can live without each other.They both have different strengths and weaknesses,no need to point them out.

 

[truemuslim]

nah i've been calm..iz juss som sis's on dis thread take too serious...hmm...anway..

 

[The Ruler]

Up until here we are just substituting into the equation.

Now we just put in other knowledge of the world. Then we square root a squared. These cancel each other out and we are left with just evil.

Its simple maths.....dont need A-levels here.

No offence bt this is all simple maths, insread if x's i used words. Hopeot didnt confuse you. Just open a maths book.

You see, if I did open a maths books, it wouldn't say 'Money is the root of all evil'. Infact it didn't say anything regarding evil when I opened it two days ago to throw away the load of maths homework.

Another thing: the quote is actually "The love of money is the root of all evil", not "Money is the root of all evil".

And the more I look around, the more I see men = the love of money. Women = money [that's probaby why men need them so much]; but men
= the love of money.

This is a whole different issue. If you want to debate this you start a new thread.

Bt simply, if you miss things out then it doesnt work. Innovating isnt fake, its taking something further. It leads to wrong, because the assumptions used are not true and so can not hold.

I would start a new thread, but there's no need. For innovating is NOT taking things further; but rather, this:

–verb (used without object) 1.to introduce something new; make changes in anything established.

–verb (used with object) 2. to introduce (something new) for or as if for the first time: to innovate a computer operating system.

3. Archaic. to alter.

Source: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/innovate

Making changes does not mean taking things further. For example, by 'making changes, I could say "Men is the root of all evil" or even, "Money is the root of all trees where men grow".

Class dismissed.

It most certainly is now.

omg this thread is one of those hilarius gender wars...lol...(im not one... im actually on the brotha's side...sorry sista's) anyway..mods leave this thread as like the comedy channel on this forum..lol

I suggest you go to the same counsellor zAk goes to, since both of you seem to be having the same issues: Gender problems.

the Brothers always came out victorious...

I know that is what every brother assumes, but isn't always right..

nah i've been calm..iz juss som sis's on dis thread take too serious...hmm...anway..

You thought it was funny, so did I; you said it was a joke, so did I. You say it's serious, I disagree.

 

[truemuslim]

^^^ no i dont take it seriously i talkin bout u or whoevr that girl was....i dont even kno zak, and i dont need a counseler...i aint the one taken a joke serious ...*ahemiwonderahem* i was sayin IT IS A GENDER WAR... U vs. AL_ISLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


bye bye

 

[seattlemuslimah]

now i have heard this alot and i laugh each time because it had to be a man who thought this up and how evil is a man to sit around and think something up like this about a woman. rather then work for a change lol

just kiddin

 

[al_islam]

now i have heard this alot and i laugh each time because it had to be a man who thought this up and how evil is a man to sit around and think something up like this about a woman. rather then work for a change lol

just kiddin

LOL,

It was common sense actually !!

 

[nicole_aaliyah]

only Allah swt can tell us who is evil not math

 

[Ummu Sufyaan]

of course we're evil. you know what the best bit is: yous cant do anything about it!

Lol yeah, this forum had a few of them in the past... the Brothers always came out victorious...


EDIT: Don't Wanna Get Myself Into Any Trouble...!!!

no, go on. let it out. we want to hear what you had to say, dont we ladies?

there you go with your capital letters again :X :hiding:

the Brothers always came out victorious...

yes, yes they did. in their dreams...

 

[syilla]

:salamext:

yeah...i'm evil... so be afraid... muahahahahahahhahaa :Evil::Evil:

 

[ahsan28]

We both know neither genders can live without each other.

We can live alone quite easily, its only cooking and washing, which bothers us :?

 

[Ummu Sufyaan]

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