PROOF That Women Are Evil

[AvarAllahNoor]

I am also competent in shopping

DIY shopping....?

 

[truemuslim]

okey juss a question... HOW DID THIS THREAD START AT WOMEN ARE EVIL TOO 'IM GONNA MARRY 4 LADIES SO THEY CAN GET ME KIDS...OF COURSE I DONT CARE BOUT THE LADIES THO' ?!?!?!?!

 

[al_islam]

Salam

Evil woman dont let you have more than 1 wife. Fact of life.

And I never said I didnt care....I just came across wrong...Ofcourse I would love them all equally and give equal shares of wealth etc.....

Peace

 

[truemuslim]

Salam

Evil woman dont let you have more than 1 wife. Fact of life.

And I never said I didnt care....I just came across wrong...Ofcourse I would love them all equally and give equal shares of wealth etc.....

Peace

ok..thats all.. ... lol bout the "Evil woman dont let you have more than 1 wife. Fact of life. " LOOOLLL.. they get jeaaalllous!! hehe

 

[al_islam]

ok..thats all.. ... lol bout the "Evil woman dont let you have more than 1 wife. Fact of life. " LOOOLLL.. they get jeaaalllous!! hehe

Salam,

No need.....plenty of me to go around...Islam demands equality thats it.

WS

 

[ummsara1108]

salam

Your rught...jazakallah for opening my eyes.

So should I marry one, have a kid or two....then re marry after 1 3-4 year interval...

wats the best way of doing this??

Any strategic plans?

ws

lol...what ever you do just do it equally...lol

 

[Ummu Sufyaan]

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

(Elaine Boosler)



Well, we can go for shopping but women can't invade other countries

sure we can, we choose not to, because we use our common sense.

 

[IceQueen~]

men=stupid [to the power of 4 (see they're allowed upto 4 women]

what does that make?

 

[guyabano]

men=stupid [to the power of 4 (see they're allowed upto 4 women]

what does that make?

ermmm. correction please:

muslim men=stupid [to the power of 4 (see they're allowed upto 4 women]


They are allowed 4 women, not me and even though, I wouldn't. One woman is already more than enough

my 2 cents

 

[IceQueen~]

loool^

what are you christian or jewish?

David had 100s of wives so did Soloman even 1000s.

don't even start with religion

and even if nowadays guys have one wife (they'll have a good couple of affairs behind her back:X)

 

[guyabano]

loool^

what are you christian or jewish?

I'm born christian, but stop believe early as nobody could ever proove me an existance of a God

I'm a pacifist and leading wars 'in the name of god', is not my thing

they'll have a good couple of affairs behind her back

Then, you don't know me. I'm already 40 years, and I still love my wife like the first day. I still have butterflies in my stomach when I see her and I never will stop to love her. Besides, I'm a absolute devoted husband and father and I have NO affairs.

Peace

 

[IceQueen~]

I'm a pacifist and leading wars 'in the name of god', is not my thing

lol yippee then we have something in common- it's not my thing either, let's go tell bush and blare and Isreal that shall we?

oops I think we're goind off-topic too but anyways...

peace to you too

 

[guyabano]

lol yippee then we have something in common- it's not my thing either, let's go tell bush and blare and Isreal that shall we?

oops I think we're goind off-topic too but anyways...

peace to you too

at least be fair, and add 'muslims' also in this statement, as they are no so innocent as well

 

[ahsan28]

men=stupid [to the power of 4 (see they're allowed upto 4 women]

what does that make?

But what should we do when women themselves :embarrass

According to a report in Al-Madinah newspaper, a woman placed a condition on the man who asked for her hand in marriage: That he also marries her two colleagues at the school where she teaches. The man actually had to think about this very carefully: Marrying three women in one go is much harder than it sounds, if one thinks about it.


A rare example of frienship and sacrifice ^o)

Yet we are being blamed :embarrass

 

[IceQueen~]

lol I'm just replying to the original post of this thread (very first post)

the thread starter proved women to be evil, so if women are evil then why do men want to marry them? cos they're stupid?

it's just a joke and as for the case you just mentioned- lol what about all the men who marry 4 wives despite their firsts NOT wanting it?;D

 

[Ebtisweetsam]

We all know how women required time and money:
Women = Time x Money

And we all know that time is money:
Time = Money

Therefore women equal money squared:
Women = (Money)^2 (Women = Money x Money)

And we all know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = sqrt(Evil)

Therefore women equal (square root of evil) squared
Women = [sqrt(evil)]^2

And simple maths proves women are evil:
Women = Evil

Disprove that one using maths !! kay::coolalien

Well Ive never been that good at maths, so it just dont add up to me LOL
PLUS:
Women=Beauty
Beauty= Pearls
Pearls=Expensive
Therefore Women Equal a Beautiful Pearl....now that makes cents!

 

[ummsara1108]

Well, we are gettin a bit 18+,

But women are known to be 10 times more weak than men mg:

I have to disagree, let a man have a baby, he'll never survive, let a man get an ada once a month, he'll not last long. And then load him with all the duties a woman has, he'll beg for help. Basicly men only have to worry about finances/job and most don't even do it willingly.

 

[ummsara1108]

1 man = 100% if you have 2 wives they each get 50% of you, but yet they give you 100% each giving you 200%, how is that equal? The first wife would get 100% but when marrying 2 wives the man takes 50% and give it to another wife, therefore it's not equal, if the first wife gets 100% it would only be equal to give the 2 3 or 4 the same 100%, but it's impossible to do.

The koran states marry 1 2 3 or 4, IF YOU CAN TREAT THEM EQUAL, but SEEING YOU CAN NOT ONLY TAKE 1.

 

[al_islam]

Well Ive never been that good at maths, so it just dont add up to me LOL
PLUS:
Women=Beauty
Beauty= Pearls
Pearls=Expensive
Therefore Women Equal a Beautiful Pearl....now that makes cents!

However, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and so he may look at a dog and think its beautiful..

soooooooooooooo

If beauty = dog...... and beauty = women .........then women = ..........*Cough cough*.

men=stupid [to the power of 4 (see they're allowed upto 4 women]

Sorry that makes no sense. There was no condition that man becoems stupid IF he marry's an Evila woman so The argument doesnt stand. It was just wishfl thinking by our female counterparts.

and even if nowadays guys have one wife (they'll have a good couple of affairs behind her back)

Yes but if you allow your husband more than 1 wife....he wont need to have an affair behind your back.....do you see ??? Islam protects everyone.

it's just a joke and as for the case you just mentioned- lol what about all the men who marry 4 wives despite their firsts NOT wanting it?

Permission is compulsory. A man who has wronged his wife or has wronged any of his wives by inequality of treatment.....may never enter Jannah.

Its harder for men cos Allah is so strict when it comes to this as well.

 

[al_islam]

I have to disagree, let a man have a baby, he'll never survive, let a man get an ada once a month, he'll not last long. And then load him with all the duties a woman has, he'll beg for help. Basicly men only have to worry about finances/job and most don't even do it willingly.

I meant something else my friend.

1 man = 100% if you have 2 wives they each get 50% of you, but yet they give you 100% each giving you 200%, how is that equal? The first wife would get 100% but when marrying 2 wives the man takes 50% and give it to another wife, therefore it's not equal, if the first wife gets 100% it would only be equal to give the 2 3 or 4 the same 100%, but it's impossible to do.

The koran states marry 1 2 3 or 4, IF YOU CAN TREAT THEM EQUAL, but SEEING YOU CAN NOT ONLY TAKE 1.

Relax ,,, breathe.....you are talking gibberish.

Now if Allahs law says I can have four wives. Then Alah will make it possible for me to give 4 wives 100% each.....do you see ?