Real Police calls...

Ibn Al Aqwa

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I hope no ones posted these...i used the search function and found nothing...


;D ;D ;D

taken from....www.islamicdiwan.com...





BELIEVE it or not , these are REAL 911 Calls! Enjoy...


Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven .
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

:p


lol ;D

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Blesh, i hope he got away with it. :p

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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Wah a doofus.

AsalamuALaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh.
 
these things are actually real?...lol
i feel for 911
 
^^^lol...

all funny...

i feel that people on the phone at police centres are so mean! u have to be dying to get a little attention...
 
Salams,

:lol: brother thnx for sharin..those were real funny! ;D
Some americans are sooooo stupid :rolleyes: ! (no offence to anyone out there :X)


w'salam
 
Salamualikum.

Seriously real Ha?!

Taking mick out ma Blads ha?

Anywho... i didn't chuckle at this one but disspointed man

Lol

Ma'assalama
 
-Ibn Adam- said:
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven .
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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LOL silly dispatcher thought there is an 11 on the phone ;D
 
-Ibn Adam- said:
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And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

:p


lol ;D

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Aww man :D ;D
 
lol those were classics

NOTE: A lot of Americans are very clever actually...they have some very pious people Masha'Allah there

this is no insult at Americans...
 
sometime while i was a kid an my mum was in kitchen doin lunch i picked da fone up and dailled 999 and when dey pick up an i put da fone down on dem.i did about 3 time and around 1 hour later they turned up at my doorstep my mum went and spoke to dem she came and pulled me to the front door and the police gave me a lecture fro half an hour but it waz sik da way my mum freaked out when she saw who was at da door:D:D:D
 
I really feel sorry for the 911 center guys,buy these are just hilarious
 
well it is america afterall :P just a joke(no offence to my american brothers)
 

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