Recruiting

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HOW TO RECRUIT THE center PERSON FOR THE JOB?


Put about 100 bricks in some
Particular order in a closed
Room with an
Open window.







Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.
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Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.
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If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department..






If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing .
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If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
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If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.


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If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations ..
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If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.
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If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces.
Put them in information
Technology.
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If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.







If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.
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If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in marketing.
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If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on strategic
Planning.







And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been
Moved.
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Congratulate them and put them
In top management.
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The above will be more interesting if it had Images.
But i couldn't get the images for them
 

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