In thinking I ought to persever with repudiating my reputation as though a shaytan, I have another cat tale to tell.
Once, a friend of mine was living in the desert, at a place called Nyrpi in the Northern Territory. It is about a thousand miles out north west into the sand from Alice Springs. They were ananda margas and living in an Aboriginal community who were mostly Animsts and partly culturally aligned with Islam when not drunk, but also many who attend the nearest Christian Church, a Baptist one, which is hundreds of kilometres away at Yuendumu. My friends had a cat there, which was a bit (very actually) bad of them, because the area has native hopping mice, that are marsupials and an endangered species because of introduced cats.
One day my friends had been in Sydney, and just arrived back into Nyrpi in the mail plane, and when unpacking their luggage, a big hairy funnel web spider came out and hid in their house in the desert.
Funnel webs are the only spider that will attack a Human and also are the most venemous spider that is. They are indigenous to the Sydney region.
Then somehow or other it happened that the cat and a hopping mouse got entangled with the spider, with the spider on the back of the mouse and the mouse in the cats mouth.
The first my friends knew of the spider being in their house was that they were all rousing on their cat for chasing a hopping mouse, without realising that the hopping mouse needed saving from the big spider.
The Aborigines who live at that place reckon that those particular friends are big super-poisonous spiders now, and sort of take ample advantage of that knowledge by Animst traditions mixed in with Christianity within a culture which is stablised by the five pillars.
But sorry to bother you. (she said bigly and hairily)
vrom vrom .. I feed it.. I let it sleep.. I make sure its not lazy.. I educate it.. I give it new shoes.. I give my car a bath... and it DOES STUFF FOR ME... Unlike a cat.. where it ****s all over the place and makes u clean it up lol
