ELEVISION INTERVIEWED
Name: Television ibne Iblîs
Other Names: TV, the box and The Boob Tube.
Birth: Early twentieth Century
Family Background: Well, my father is not unknown to you. In fact, he is very close to you. He is the very same Iblîs who was expelled from heaven because he refused to prostrate to your father, آdam. Since that day he has vowed to lead you and your kind astray. Oh yes! I must say, he is very, very successful in his work. I am proud that I am able to help my father in his work.
Your Duties: Oh! There are so many. It is not possible to mention all of them in this interview. However, I will try and mention the important ones:
1. To propagate nudity and sexual immorality. Of course, regarding this, I must admit that some of your own kind has made my work very easy for me by branding this function of mine as EDUCATIONAL!
2. To promote various crimes, such as violence, aggression, robbery, murder etc. I propagate these acts in the hope that it will be accepted as a mode of behaviour. In this sphere many “educated people” tend to get angry at my success. However, I soothe them in their leisure time with dances, ballets etc.
3. I am proud to say that I am the most successful brainwashing agent in the world.
4. I like showing my superiority by thinking for others. All those students who daydream in school will bear me out. I feed them with knowledge – theoretical and practical. There is no necessity whatsoever, for them to sit down and think.
5. My greatest function and the one I take the most pride in is to divert man’s attention from his Creator. After all, it is He who ejected my father from heaven. What could be more pleasing to me than to lead His greatest creation away from Him?
Are you successful? What? You dare ask! Have I not penetrated the Holy Lands? Look at the behaviour of your children. Which house does not possess me? Which newspaper can you find without these words: immorality, exploitation, corruption, discrimination, oppression, atheism, communist, hippy, lesbians, adultery, fornication, prostitution, abortion, nudism, rape, orgies, striptease, wife-swapping, casinos, brothels, deceit, divorce, gambling, smuggling, looting, blackmail, ransom, sabotage, espionage, terrorists, guerrillas, hijackers, refugees, war, famine, riots, strikes, turmoil, injustice, persecution, misery, jealousy, envy, swindling etc. Newspapers are my advertising agents.
Your Future: Very bright indeed. I am in great demand even in the Holy Lands. I was black and white and now I am Technicolor. I am improving my services all the time.
Your Dearest Friends: Cinema, novels and photography.
Your Greatest Enemies: The Qurân and the Sunnah.
Your Greatest Ambition: To serve my father Iblîs, as best as possible. It is his life-long desire that Adam’s children be led astray.
Name: Television ibne Iblîs
Other Names: TV, the box and The Boob Tube.
Birth: Early twentieth Century
Family Background: Well, my father is not unknown to you. In fact, he is very close to you. He is the very same Iblîs who was expelled from heaven because he refused to prostrate to your father, آdam. Since that day he has vowed to lead you and your kind astray. Oh yes! I must say, he is very, very successful in his work. I am proud that I am able to help my father in his work.
Your Duties: Oh! There are so many. It is not possible to mention all of them in this interview. However, I will try and mention the important ones:
1. To propagate nudity and sexual immorality. Of course, regarding this, I must admit that some of your own kind has made my work very easy for me by branding this function of mine as EDUCATIONAL!
2. To promote various crimes, such as violence, aggression, robbery, murder etc. I propagate these acts in the hope that it will be accepted as a mode of behaviour. In this sphere many “educated people” tend to get angry at my success. However, I soothe them in their leisure time with dances, ballets etc.
3. I am proud to say that I am the most successful brainwashing agent in the world.
4. I like showing my superiority by thinking for others. All those students who daydream in school will bear me out. I feed them with knowledge – theoretical and practical. There is no necessity whatsoever, for them to sit down and think.
5. My greatest function and the one I take the most pride in is to divert man’s attention from his Creator. After all, it is He who ejected my father from heaven. What could be more pleasing to me than to lead His greatest creation away from Him?
Are you successful? What? You dare ask! Have I not penetrated the Holy Lands? Look at the behaviour of your children. Which house does not possess me? Which newspaper can you find without these words: immorality, exploitation, corruption, discrimination, oppression, atheism, communist, hippy, lesbians, adultery, fornication, prostitution, abortion, nudism, rape, orgies, striptease, wife-swapping, casinos, brothels, deceit, divorce, gambling, smuggling, looting, blackmail, ransom, sabotage, espionage, terrorists, guerrillas, hijackers, refugees, war, famine, riots, strikes, turmoil, injustice, persecution, misery, jealousy, envy, swindling etc. Newspapers are my advertising agents.
Your Future: Very bright indeed. I am in great demand even in the Holy Lands. I was black and white and now I am Technicolor. I am improving my services all the time.
Your Dearest Friends: Cinema, novels and photography.
Your Greatest Enemies: The Qurân and the Sunnah.
Your Greatest Ambition: To serve my father Iblîs, as best as possible. It is his life-long desire that Adam’s children be led astray.