Tanz O Mazha

[Lonely_Boy]

 

[gr8man]

Aik Pagal dosaray Pagal say "May yey puri dunya khareed lon ga"
Dosara Pagal "abay may bechonga too tu khareeday ga na"

 

[gr8man]

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi teri..Meri to behan

;D ;D ;D​

 

[extinction]

eik bacha ta uska naam wkas ta, woh bohat rota ta, isliye ki india nai pakistan ko cricket match mai bhoon kai daldiya.

lol this is the funniest english/urdu post

 

[waji]

Pappu ek sadhu se bola" Baba,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi hal batao.:heated:

Sadhu: Beta, agar koi hal hota :rollseyes to main sadhu kyun banta?

 

[waji]

Teacher : What's Ford?

Pappu: Gaari.:statisfie

Teacher : What's Oxford?

Pappu : So simple, Bail Gaar:rollseyes

 

[gr8man]

Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai ?
3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...
1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon"

2nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee peejata hoon "

3rd one" uhh.. yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon(mouth) mein doodh, patee aur cheenee(sugar) daltaa hoon aur c ;D

 

[gr8man]

:Ek Masoom Larka:

Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?
Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen?
Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???

 

[08101990]

LOL. that's real funny. cool! ;D

 

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[waji]

Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
Izzat hai to Ladki hai
Ladki hai to Tension hai
Tension hai to Concern hai
Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
Khawab hai to Growth hai
Growth hai to Zindagi hai
Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye......

 

[life]

Bas ghumnewala chahiye......[/B]

LOL matlab driver

 

[Far7an]

Re: Shayiri



My first try:

Eik bakree paharr per charhee

Aur charhatee gayee

Aur charhatee gayee

Aur dosri taraf say uttar gayee...