Tell me something your remember your teacher...

Most of my teachers imparted great wisdom upon me...I'm seriously thankful to them
 
alright who said that? *while looking at me* :?

DO..You. UNDERSTAND..ENGLISH? *while i wer pretendin i didnt, jus so i wont hav to do som essay* lol didnt work :(

Ok thats it! Go to the principals office! -->>> Why are you all jumpy when i said that!? sit back down!! :p special trick

Alright, you know what? Detention!! -->>> Saturday schooL!! -->>> SUSPENDED! *nd thats wher i be happy coz evveryone wants suspension, its wher u sit at home all day nd NO SCHOOL :p *

teacher: why are u late?
me: ahaha late ? wat do u mean?
teacher: you 50 MINUTES LATE
me : oh its coz my locker is far away
teacher: wheres your locker at britain?!!!
me: ok actually i was in gym
teacher: gym?
class: yeh look shes sweatin
me : :phew:
teacher: sit down *nods head*

its wat happens when u acidently go to wrong class at wrong time! :X

You are no wher as mannered as you brother.......
My brother?!!
Your eldest one.
oh...thank you! :)
 
Haha, funny stuff! ;D


Just recently:

background: It’s against the Law to change your last-name to ‘Capone’ here. I told my teacher I’m gonna change to Capone. He said:
“When it comes to you, I believe and am certain anything is possible!”

He'sone of my favourite teachers, history, politics and Law. My favourite subjects aswell.
 
I remember that teacher who once told me:"You don't look like your father". And I was like "urmmmmm..........^o)"
 
o yeh lemme tell u the fun in "islamic" skool
...


teachers all yellin at a student,
me: wat the hell is ur problem , chill man!
teacher: nun ur business!
me: ok sorry *walk away*
teacher : wher u goin?!
me: non ur business!
teacher : all my business!
me: waatever follow me to the sisters part why dont ya!
teacher runs :p i laugh. sisters stare. nd then laugh. teacher embarassed. we all liv hapily ever after :p

or at lunch the principal would come by ringing a tiny lil bell as the school bel; :? nd she goes to me nd say "could u please ring this" nd gives to me nd i go ".:muddlehea..no?" nd she goes "NOW!" nd i go ":'(HELL NO!!" nd she goes "xcuse me? why not?" nd i go " :nervous: ohh i mean its coz i care about u nd i want u to walk around nd lose some wieght coz we wouldnt want to lose our oh so kind principal to som wieght disease :exhausted " ended up outside....with the kittens :exhausted nd basketball! :)

i wont ever forget my teachers. nd unfortunatly i still got 3 years of new ones :( im gna go insaane! or..MAD! :p

ther are the kind ones who go
" i kno u can do better than that!"
or
"honey, dont beat them up, theyr just jealous, next time if someone stares at u in a mean way , come to me, before injuring them"
:) elementry skool :p
 
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Abu Sayyad said:
:sl:

"WAKE UP!!"

:X
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:w:

Same here, till the end of my 10th. ^^;

After that, I've seriously learnt a lot. My political science lecturer for the last 3 years has taught me a lot, apart from politics, such as fearing God (swt), although he is Hindu. He has taught me on how to respect girls, how to respect elders, and how to be a good human being.

My current Mass Communication lecturer, although he's been teaching me only for 2 weeks so far, has given me the inspiration to become a good writer, and gives me full support in this field.

May Allah (swt) guide them towards Islam, ameen.
 
my english teacher was "one" of my fav teacher ever and still is :D
i remember once she said this one quote i don't think i'll ever forget:

we were writing stories i think and i hadn't brought mine in on the due date, she asked me why, i said i can't because its too hard. :-[ ;D

she's like:

"You have to get Can't out of your vocabulary, you'll never achieve what you want if you have that word glued to your mind"
 
^ lol they say that one to me too, i tell them they glued it to my mind back in 1st grade while learning vocabulary nd spelling , and it was super glue so it can never come out now...

:Evil: making them feel guilt. muahahhahaa
 
Abu Sayyad said:
:sl:

"WAKE UP!!"

:X
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i didnt get that until i got to uni LOL. ;

i.e: you lot sit at the back so you can eat/drink/talk/sleep!

so i sat right opposite my lecturer where his desk and my table were joint.

20 mins into the lecture:

wheres' my papers gone? *looks at me* , im going to have to keep and eye on you :eek::mmokay:
 
i made my pre-primary teacher cry

"Put the food away"

my maths teacher doesn't know my name

we planned to pimp our science teecha

"do you want to spend ur break in class?"

lots of unpleasent glares
 
Teacher : ''I love my dog more than i love my husband''

Me : '' Erl, dogs are filthy''

Teacher : ''Its just soo obvious that you are a muslim...''

Me : ''A dog being filthy has nothing to do with me being a muslim''

this made me laugh alot today :D
 
Mikayeel said:
Teacher : ''I love my dog more than i love my husband''

Me : '' Erl, dogs are filthy''

Teacher : ''Its just soo obvious that you are a muslim...''

Me : ''A dog being filthy has nothing to do with me being a muslim''

this made me laugh alot today :D
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good reply lol :D i would love to have sen her face after that lol
 
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There are alot of memories of the past

My Maths teacher use to say
"Be a 3D in live
means
Disiplined
Dedicated
Devoted "

My English teacher said once
"Speaking comes by Speaking not by learning "

:w:
 
:sl:i remember my high school english teacher the way she used to yell at me infront of whole class

you can do it but you dont want to do it, you are the mischievious girl in the class, the time you spend in doing mischieves if you spend it in studies you will be the top good student (while saying this she slaped on my face with the full engery )

her stupied style of teaching grammer and sentence building that i never learned and still i am not be able to learn it ...my high school teachers are like horrible dream of my life i wish i could edit my that period of life, in uni i got good teachers Alhamdolillah

there is lot more to tell about my college days
 
"answer questions dont answer statements"

always hear that from my maths teacher

lol hes soo annoying
 
Kasim can i borrow you dictionary?
I had the best oxford uk pocket dictionary in the school back in mid ninties in pakistan and teachers used to walk the whole school just to see a word from my dictionary.
Same goes with my calculator too which became famous later lol
 
DaNgErOuS MiNdS said:
telling you or even teaching you...
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Mr Seddon taught me GCSE Biology and is the best teacher ever. That is not an opinion. It is fact.

Near the end of our course, he told our class: 'Be successful. Whatever you choose to do, work hard and be successful.'

He also said: 'Don't be a member of the Amgonna tribe. They always say, "Amgonna do this, and amgonna do that" and never actually do anything. Be a member of the Iam tribe.'
 

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