The Beauty of the Beard

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The Beauty Of The Beard

THE BEAUTY OF THE BEARD


"Glorified be He who beautifies women with long locks of hair
And Men with long beards
There is beauty in the beard
Aye, there is beauty in the beard!

When the lion roars all the animals submit
For the lion is the king of the jungle
The lion with its glorious mane
And a Muslim man grows his mane in pride
Showing the rest of humanity that he is to be respected
Can one imagine a lion without its mane?
Nay, thou canst not!
Then imagine a man without his beard
Woe to worldly women who mock the beards so!
Desiring husbands with clean shaven faces
Woe to women who mock the Prophets Sunnah
In the name of hygiene, neatness and smooth texture
Indeed the women of this world cannot like the beard
But she who wants Paradise adores the beard!

A beard is a gift given to man
Something only he can grow; a woman never can!
When he ponders, he gently strokes it;
When he eats, it stores food;
When he is with kids, they play with it adoringly;
When he is with his wife, she fondles it lovingly;
When the enemy see it, fear is struck in their hearts!
Ah! there is indeed beauty in the beard!

All the Prophets had beards - yes they did!
Muhammad (pbuh) had a beard - so big! so big!
All the companions had beards - o yes! o yes!
All the sages had beards - I know! I know!
All the wise have beards - tis true! tis true!
All the pious have beards - you see! you see!
All the Muslims have beards!? - if only! if only!

Who did not have beards? The kafirun!
Who had clean shaven faces? The kafirun!
Who grew their moustaches? The kafirun!
"And what did our Prophet order?" I here you ask
He ordered us to lengthen the beard and trim the moustache!
Lengthen the beard and trim the moustache!
What greater reason that this can there be
The fact that our Prophet told us to see
That we make ourselves appear to the world
As full bearded men with honour untold

O Muslim brother! Why do you desire to look like a woman
When your blessed facial hair is the differece between you and the
opposite gender?
O poor Muslim brother! Why do you imitate the kafir
Instead of following the Prophet of Islam?
O silly Muslim sister! Why are you so blind?
Infatuated with Bollywood actors who have no mind!
O wretched sister! Are you not scared of your choice?
You would rather have a feminine monkey instead of an exalted manly ape!

So indeed I love my beard
And adore the curls and tangles
Which no oil, gel or superglue can ever straighten
My glorious long, curly, messy, fluffy beard!
The playhouse for kids;
The envy of Malaysian people
And the beloved of Allah!

I maybe rejected by worldly women because of this hair on my face
But who care! For my Mum loves it and she puts all such sisters to disgrace!
Be patient Muslim brothers, who shun the trendy look for a Prophetic pose
Paradise with the wide eyed Houris is our final abode!!!!!"


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This poem is really SAD to a certain degree... not sad as in,.. makes me want to cry out of joy... but makes me want to cry out of horror.... :rollseyes
 
Whenever I think of beards, I think of the following type of people: child molestors, bikers, homeless men, and old men...even though my husband(I am under his account) has a beard...it still grosses me out, but alhumdulillah he trims his mustache pretty much to the skin and trims the beard when it's a fist full
 
_salam_ said:
Whenever I think of beards, I think of the following type of people: child molestors, bikers, homeless men, and old men...even though my husband(I am under his account) has a beard...it still grosses me out, but alhumdulillah he trims his mustache pretty much to the skin and trims the beard when it's a fist full
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Sister you shouldn't think that, because it is the sunnah of the prophet (SAW), and he certainly isn't any of those things!:cry:
 
Umm_Shaheed said:
Sister you shouldn't think that, because it is the sunnah of the prophet (SAW), and he certainly isn't any of those things!:cry:
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I am not saying men shouldn't have it because it is required, but that is just what comes to mind first when I see/think about beards. When I see a white beard I automatically think of Santa lol.
 
_salam_ said:
I am not saying men shouldn't have it because it is required, but that is just what comes to mind first when I see/think about beards. When I see a white beard I automatically think of Santa lol.
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Ok, why does child molester come to mind?:?

All the child molesters that come on the news don't have beards, as far as i've seen....:offended:
 
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come on guys, we're discussing the Beauty of the Beard, not some random poeple who are criminals(and nasty people) who happen to have beards. The beard is a sunnah and we shudnt be disrespecting the Prophet(as sis umm shaheed sed)

get back on topic!!!!

:w:

Rabi'ya:rose:
 
OMG -this is absoluteley hilarious! I was counting how many times people have posted the same poem on this thread- its been 9 times!!!!! (and that's NOT including the quotes) LOLOOLLL!! :p

is was a really cute and funny poem though-nice. :) masha allah
 
mashallah tht was a good poem :D i liked it but im not too sure about the food storing part, tht made me laugh
 

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